View Full Version : Tis a sad day indeed my friends
SoonerBK
6/7/2006, 04:34 PM
My lovely wife who thinks that she is fat has embarked on a weight loss plan. She is now officially a D-cup down from a DD-cup. THEY ARE GOING AWAY! What should I do? I asked her if she wanted me to numb them for her.
For the record she is very phat, but not fat at all.
colleyvillesooner
6/7/2006, 04:38 PM
IBTDD
1stTimeCaller
6/7/2006, 04:39 PM
is your wife redheaded?
etouffee
6/7/2006, 04:56 PM
I say let em' go. You gotta think about the future, man. Too much up top, and those puppies will be down to her knees when middle age rolls around. Buhhh!!!! :eek:
SoonerBK
6/7/2006, 04:58 PM
That is true, but man you sure get used to sumpin'. Spectactular is what they are.
That is true, but man you sure get used to sumpin'. Spectactular is what they are.
Thats relative, send her up here and I'll give her a thorough going over to find out for sure. I'll let you know what I come up with.
C&CDean
6/7/2006, 05:04 PM
For the life of me, I'll never understand tit men.
They'd take a pasty-skinned heifer with cellulite so bad she looks like a couple bowling balls when she wears those skintight polyester pants, with the face of a snapping turtle's scrotum with big ol' saggy titties - over a nice looking girl with a nice *** and nice legs with nice breasts.
"Dude, I know she looks like 40 miles of dirt road, but would you look at those tits???" Meh.
NormanPride
6/7/2006, 05:04 PM
What you lose in size you gain in firmness and form. Does she need it for health reasons?
soonercody
6/7/2006, 05:08 PM
Funny how they shrink with weight loss but don't always grow with weight gain. The debil must be involved.
opksooner
6/7/2006, 05:12 PM
"Anything more than a mouthful is a waste."
--Socrates
TexasLidig8r
6/7/2006, 05:12 PM
For the life of me, I'll never understand tit men.
They'd take a pasty-skinned heifer with cellulite so bad she looks like a couple bowling balls when she wears those skintight polyester pants, with the face of a snapping turtle's scrotum with big ol' saggy titties - over a nice looking girl with a nice *** and nice legs with nice breasts.
"Dude, I know she looks like 40 miles of dirt road, but would you look at those tits???" Meh.
Sometimes Dean.. you are shear greatness... a Picasso of wordplay.
Oh.. I am so disappointed that none of you f'in' hillbillies have yet given the obligatory....
Pic?
Gandalf_The_Grey
6/7/2006, 05:13 PM
In all honesty, I couldn't tell you the difference when my g'f is big C or small D. I know it fluxuates at certain times of the month but I don't have a clue. She looks great regardless... :P
opksooner
6/7/2006, 05:14 PM
Sometimes Dean.. you are shear greatness... a Picasso of wordplay.
No grammar police?
Gandalf_The_Grey
6/7/2006, 05:16 PM
No grammar police?
Not until you posted ;)
opksooner
6/7/2006, 05:19 PM
Subtlety isn't my forte. ;)
Gandalf_The_Grey
6/7/2006, 05:22 PM
Joseph Forte?
TUSooner
6/7/2006, 06:06 PM
The older I get, the better my wife looks.
Actually, all women look better the older I get :rolleyes:
picasso
6/7/2006, 06:09 PM
For the life of me, I'll never understand tit men.
They'd take a pasty-skinned heifer with cellulite so bad she looks like a couple bowling balls when she wears those skintight polyester pants, with the face of a snapping turtle's scrotum with big ol' saggy titties - over a nice looking girl with a nice *** and nice legs with nice breasts.
"Dude, I know she looks like 40 miles of dirt road, but would you look at those tits???" Meh.
yep, give me a good set of wheels anyday.
Gandalf_The_Grey
6/7/2006, 06:16 PM
Dude this thread is about girls not cars :P
walkoffsooner
6/7/2006, 06:25 PM
The smaller they get the bigger the nipples will look.If your into nipples.:D
BudSooner
6/7/2006, 07:10 PM
For the life of me, I'll never understand tit men.
They'd take a pasty-skinned heifer with cellulite so bad she looks like a couple bowling balls when she wears those skintight polyester pants, with the face of a snapping turtle's scrotum with big ol' saggy titties - over a nice looking girl with a nice *** and nice legs with nice breasts.
"Dude, I know she looks like 40 miles of dirt road, but would you look at those tits???" Meh.
That was a tough choice of sig material, leave it to Dean to inspire me. :D
Jimminy Crimson
6/8/2006, 12:14 AM
put a bun in her oven if you want them to swell back up
ywia!
noleamite
6/8/2006, 12:19 AM
:D
put a bun in her oven if you want them to swell back up
ywia!
I got "took down" by the wife for that very same reason.:D True to that statement, my bra expenditures have exceeded the doctor bills. Pregnant=Copious amounts of large bussoms in your face:D
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
6/8/2006, 06:39 AM
Oh but then after delivery and breasfeeding they could go away entirely.
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