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GDC
6/7/2006, 02:38 PM
it has a spine. (http://www.mendhak.com/humor/show.php?id=52)

Snrfn4ever08
7/7/2006, 01:20 AM
i guess either no one else found this funny, or no one bothers to post on smack central

Boomer.....
7/7/2006, 08:21 AM
i guess either no one else found this funny, or no one bothers to post on smack central

A little bit of both. ;)

Big Red Ron
7/9/2006, 11:24 AM
....so big, Bin Ladin tried to fly a 747 into it.

GDC
7/10/2006, 05:43 PM
I heard this on Sirius the other day, they're not all funny, but some are.

Soonrboy
9/11/2006, 09:08 PM
Is that the one that says, My dick is so big it has its own dick, and my dick's dick is bigger than your dick?

eyeballjr
4/22/2007, 12:47 PM
it is so big that it still has snow on it in the middle of the summer.

goingoneight
4/23/2007, 10:02 PM
... my dick is three inches...

FROM THA GROUND!!!

:D That ****'s always been the funniest one. And if someone else tells you that... just ask them if it's when they go up or down during the pushup.

william_brasky
4/23/2007, 10:37 PM
...Super Doppler mistakes it for a tornado.

goingoneight
4/24/2007, 01:22 AM
... when i get an erection, I pass out.

bixby28
4/25/2007, 06:46 PM
an airplane could navigate from it...

arenateam
5/23/2007, 03:13 PM
:texan:

goingoneight
5/23/2007, 11:30 PM
:stunned:

Jello Biafra
5/24/2007, 08:07 PM
http://www.couchpirates.com/images/picoftheday/dog2kg.gif

StoopTroup
5/25/2007, 12:31 PM
it's against the law to **** me without protective headgear. :eek:

Big Red Ron
5/25/2007, 05:06 PM
John Holmes calls me Daddy!

GEN4AU
6/15/2007, 07:59 AM
My **** is so big; someone once used it as a lifeline on, ‘Who wants to be a Millionaire?”.

opksooner
6/19/2007, 03:52 PM
......there's a monument to it.

http://www.nww1.org/ftp/tower_edit.JPG

LoyalFan
6/19/2007, 03:55 PM
I hate to brag, but MINE is so big it's been invited to join the UN.

LF
Would I lie....to YOU?

the_ouskull
6/19/2007, 04:47 PM
See also, Drew Carey's "Dirty Jokes and Beer" for some good d*ck jokes. My personal favorite is my own, though...

"My d*ck is so big that it got held back a year to play football."

the_ouskull

opksooner
6/19/2007, 09:22 PM
Forgot to mention that the monument was a life-size replica.


......there's a monument to it.

http://www.nww1.org/ftp/tower_edit.JPG