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Ball game's over, Uncle Gene is sent packin'...time to go to the videotape!
Early contender for "sign of the night": VINCE WALKS FUNNY :D
Oh good, I LOVE "contract signings"...:rolleyes:
Losing intrest....QUICKLY.
Didn't John Cena at least used to give GOOD promos?
Yay!!! EC Dub beatdown of Vanilla Hogan! :D
Wow, Carlito gets a clean win over the IC champ? Helloooo, PPV match! ;)
Heh, Kane's slasher flick was directed by a porn director? AWESOME. :D
oumartin
6/5/2006, 10:53 PM
so, did triple H join the kiss my a** club yet?
Nope, Vinnie Mac just made the match with Big Slow to get out of joining. I can guess at the outcome. :D
Also, JR made a "Sooner football" reference. DRINK!
Heh, the screwjob I expected, but I didn't expect the execution. Kudos to the bookers for that one...;)
oumartin
6/5/2006, 11:04 PM
I wanna see triple H quit being an punk and get the massive fan support!
Hang in there, kiddo...just two more weeks until the DX reunion and the biggest damn pop you'll hear all year. :D
Holy sh*t, is it time for the monthly Hacksaw Jim Duggan appearance already?!? ;)
And now my dilemma: Do I keep watching for the Hacksaw nostalga pop, or do I fast-forward through Matt Stryker and Eugene crapping all over my TV? :confused:
oumartin
6/5/2006, 11:08 PM
Road Dogg and Bad *** Billy Gunn?
oumartin
6/5/2006, 11:09 PM
the dugan thing was a joke.. >>ff
Yeah, I fast forwarded...and was rewarded for my wise decision when I saw freakin' Umaga.
Heh, Angle gets to show up wherever the f*ck he wants now that he's a bad-***, hardcore ECW motherf*cker. :D
oumartin
6/5/2006, 11:13 PM
so, is the other WWE show now ECW? smackdown
I was confused on that..
No, WWE is restarting ECW as a third brand. They're gonna have a weekly show on Sci-Fi Channel starting the week after One Night Stand 2.
oumartin
6/5/2006, 11:17 PM
geeze, this crap is gonna get watered down.
I only watched a few minutes tonight cuz my son was busy making his own wrestler dance like a sissy to triple h intro music on his ps2..
alot better entertainment.
if you care to see it i'll link ya
Heh.
Actually, adding the third brand will help bring up more developmental talent that might not be ready for Raw or Smackdown...and Vince is gonna raid the f*ck out of TNA and Ring Of Honor now. :D
oumartin
6/5/2006, 11:21 PM
Bring back the Rock N Roll express!!!!!!!
Wow, nice of Randy Orton to drop in between suspensions and make an appearance...ON THE WRONG DAMN SHOW. :P
oumartin
6/5/2006, 11:22 PM
is Batista laid up?
Yeah, he's scheduled to be back in July.
Man, this Kane/Old Kane angle is getting HELLA old.
oumartin
6/5/2006, 11:27 PM
my son thinks undertaker is dead too cuz of that freakin' monster from smackdown.. i think that guy was in the longest yard
SWEET! Crazy Scottish highlander tag team!!!
I'm SO there! :D
oumartin
6/5/2006, 11:36 PM
yes, victoria is smokin'
Dammit, could they PLEASE stop jobbing Vickie out?!? :mad:
Dear Taz (not Tazz, loveable WWE announcer, but TAZ),
Please choke Lawler out. LIKE A BITCH.
Signed,
Everyone
Heh...Shane McMahon = COMEDY GOLD.
:D
oumartin
6/5/2006, 11:55 PM
ever get the feeling you are talking to yerself?
I wanna see some stephanie McMahon in some paris hilton type videos
Yeah, but I'm used to that. :D
Whatever temporarily gets me to 2K, man. ;)
oumartin
6/6/2006, 12:18 AM
then by all means.
Party on Wayne
Scott D
6/6/2006, 02:14 PM
bri quit running your yap and go out on your break and get an assial. :)
Heh.
"They sandblasted it!"
Scott D
6/6/2006, 02:28 PM
I do wonder which matches Vince is going to let ECWers win at the ppv though.
oumartin
6/6/2006, 02:32 PM
what, you think these matches are pre-determined? :eek:
Scott D
6/6/2006, 02:40 PM
what, you think these matches are pre-determined? :eek:
heh...I just don't really know how he's going to work out dropping any of the straps to ECW guys.
pre-determined is such a harsh word
I think the straps will stay in the E, and they'll just bring the old ECW World Title out of mothballs.
The REAL question is, will they bring back the ECW TV Title? :D
Scott D
6/6/2006, 02:46 PM
I think the straps will stay in the E, and they'll just bring the old ECW World Title out of mothballs.
The REAL question is, will they bring back the ECW TV Title? :D
is it really necessary for them to give Sandman a strap? ;)
Stupid, pointless, and retarded are words that better describe it. Sorry...
is it really necessary for them to give Sandman a strap? ;)
he'd just sell it for beer money. :D
I just like this idea that ECW can't, you know, just have their own belt. I don't like the idea of the Big Gold Belt being co-opted into McECW, and you KNOW Vinnie Mac isn't going to let the "legacy" of the WWWF/WWF/WWE title be sacrificed...
Stupid, pointless, and retarded are words that better describe it. Sorry...
Aw, don't be so hard on yourself. I'm sure you've contributed SOMETHING to the board at some point, Slappy.
how can you not like Sandman ... the guy has a tattoo of himself on the underside of his arm
That's in case he's so drunk, he forgets who he is. :D
/\ haha that would be a sweet mugshot ... if you ever had to have one ... which i must say he's a bad influence ... i used to walk around w/ my empty Dr. Pepper cans and would try to smash them on my forehead ... now you understand why i post the way i do ;)
oumartin
6/6/2006, 04:14 PM
yo, why does the Rated R superstar use the spear as his move? Wasn't that goldbergs?
Scott D
6/6/2006, 04:17 PM
goldberg had moves?
bri I hold you responsible if they have rey drop his belt to sabu...namely because I dislike sabu :)
WHAT ... how can you not like Sabu ... the HOMOCIDAL ... THE SUICIDAL ... THE GENICIDAL (not really sure if i spelled any of those correct) ... Sabu would be a MUCH BETTER champ than 4 foot nothing Rey
Scott D
6/6/2006, 04:20 PM
WHAT ... how can you not like Sabu ... the HOMOCIDAL ... THE SUICIDAL ... THE GENICIDAL (not really sure if i spelled any of those correct) ... Sabu would be a MUCH BETTER champ than 4 foot nothing Rey
probably because I 'know' Sabu. He's from Michigan. Oh, and I agree that he's probably homocidal.
I'd like to see the Big Gold Belt stay on Friday nights. Although, knowing how vindictive Vince is, he'd probably wet himself with glee at the thought of giving one last shot to WCW by taking their belt and making it an ECW title...
stoops the eternal pimp
6/6/2006, 06:41 PM
I m not a Sabu fan because his gimmick only works in ECW....he cant carry a match for sure....strictly spot stunt man...but i dont like the belt on rey either....
oumartin
6/6/2006, 06:44 PM
gdc-livin' life with his head in the sand! :D
or maybe its just the good lovin he's getting
stoops the eternal pimp
6/6/2006, 06:48 PM
not at all interested in lawler vs. taz....just hope taz doesnt kill him
DX reunion? No ****?
heh, yep. They've been doing a slow build, letting the fans turn Trips face. Now he's "on the outs" with the McMahons, setting up the opening for him to team back up with HBK and bring back the green and black...
stoops the eternal pimp
6/6/2006, 07:21 PM
remember back when everybody was in some sort of a faction? dx, The nation, the mexican faction, the biker faction, the oddities...ok maybe not the oddities...
anyway i think they should add a couple of other members in there as well
Well, depending on how serious they are about making this a REAL DX reunion or just teasing the big pop to set up Trips/HBK at WM next year, they may have to add guys. But it shouldn't be like an nWo sort of thing, where half the damn roster is a member. Trips, HBK, maybe a midcarder to carry the IC strap, a tag team (yeah, like there's any of THOSE around) and a Diva. That's about enough. :D
stoops the eternal pimp
6/6/2006, 07:43 PM
Carlito maybe...for comic relief......
Now if Bret Hart would come back...
...He'd drool all over himself. You don't really "bounce back" from a stroke. ;)
Homeboy was looking ROUGH at the HOF ceremony.
Boy, I am out of it, I thought he just retired, didn't know he had a stroke.:(
Boy, I am out of it, I thought he just retired, didn't know he had a stroke.:(
http://www.411mania.com/wrestling
you're welcome in advance. ;)
Bascially, Bret retired after Goldberg concussed him, then he had a massive stroke a couple of years back. Apparently, he was suicidal around that time, but he met some new chippie from Italy or somewhere and got hitched (his chunky wife finally left him after she found out about him and Sunny) and now, according to his HOF speech, "he wants to live again, so you don't have to worry about him".
Scott D
6/6/2006, 08:51 PM
Now there'd be an announcing team...JR and Bret.
heh.
Actually, I'm secretly hoping that Taz "accidentally" snaps Lawler's neck at ONS...then the next night on Raw, after JR wishes Capt'n Cialis a speedy recovery...AL SNOW!!!
(I can't help it. I'm a mark for the old Heat announce team of Al and the Coach. :D)
"The Best There Is, The Best There Was, The Best There Ever Will Be"
wow...just wow
and **** Vince
Scott D
6/6/2006, 09:09 PM
but gdc without the 'screwjob' we never would have been able to get that character... 'Mr. McMahon' ;)
oumartin
6/6/2006, 09:11 PM
i guess a stroke is better than the fate Owen encountered !
Scott D
6/6/2006, 09:12 PM
i guess a stroke is better than the fate Owen encountered !
if by you mean Bret's stroke wasn't televised then I would agree with you. That was by far one of the more horrific things I've seen on tv.
oumartin
6/6/2006, 09:26 PM
i didn't witness it but have seen "so called" videos of it.. hard to tell
Scott D
6/6/2006, 09:28 PM
Let's put it this way, that was one of the fastest camera cutaways the WWE has EVER had.
oumartin
6/6/2006, 09:30 PM
but was he in the rafter or just on like a catwalk some 20 ft up with a terrible landing? aint gotta answer if you dont' wanna..
Scott D
6/6/2006, 09:41 PM
he was on the catwalk up in the rafters, he jumped down in his harness, and basically landed in the wrong place....on the edge of the ring and ended up chin first on one of the ringposts, breaking his neck instantly.
X-Pac succs.
Hang in there, kiddo...just two more weeks until the DX reunion and the biggest damn pop you'll hear all year. :D
Just sayin.
JohnnyMack
6/6/2006, 10:02 PM
That you inbreds can get to 4 pages over one episode of Mid-South Wrasslin' makes me sadder in my pants than when I got that restraining order filed against me by Jessica Alba.
oumartin
6/6/2006, 10:04 PM
That you inbreds can get to 4 pages over one episode of Mid-South Wrasslin' makes me sadder in my pants than when I got that restraining order filed against me by Cato Calin
sick man!
Personally, it warms my heart to see a 4-page rasslin' thread. Really feels like I'm home, y'know? :D
soonerboomer93
6/6/2006, 11:47 PM
y'know, i haven't watched wrasslin in a long time, but a dx reunion is intriguing
THE SIGNS ARE ALL AROUND YOU!!! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D-Generation_X#Return_of_D-Generation_X)
:D
You know, gdc...it's never too early to change your avvie and join the new SF.com DX. ;)
JohnnyMack
6/7/2006, 09:59 AM
Sad.
In.
Pants.
oumartin
6/7/2006, 10:04 AM
"OH you didn't know, you're *** better call somebody"
Gandalf_The_Grey
6/7/2006, 10:29 AM
Lilian Garcia is the first person in 3 months not hurt by Mark Henry. I like the ECW already because it kind of seems like anyone can show up on anyone's show right now. Plus the new PS2 game Raw Vs. Smackdown Vs. ECW will be SWWWWWEEEETTTT. You think Vince can get Rage against the Machine for a live DX performance at Vengeance? :P Also pray that Terry Funk doesn't die in the ring like Owen, I can't wait to see him coming down with an IV in his arm and having the first wheel chair match with Ric Flair ;) Special Guest Referee, the Drooling Hitman Bret Hart ;)
Scott D
6/7/2006, 01:05 PM
Sad.
In.
Pants.
That's ok..1tc said there is
Nothing
In
Your
Pants.
now SUCK IT! :D
You know, gdc...it's never too early to change your avvie and join the new SF.com DX. ;)
done:cool:
No offense intended to kelloggOUballa and blue...but this version of the SF.com DX is MUCH better. ;)
SUCK IT!!!!!
stoops the eternal pimp
6/7/2006, 09:13 PM
Ok...I think I should be a member fo sho
Gandalf_The_Grey
6/7/2006, 09:42 PM
Mick Foley Promo's are the F'N Bomb!!!!!!
Mick Foley's current promos make me wish I could rip my OWN ear off...
Gandalf_The_Grey
6/7/2006, 09:46 PM
Yeah but it is so old school Mick Foley!!! Jerry is looking pretty good
I'll have to take your word for it...I won't have time to watch the WWE/ECW tape until tomorrow night.
Sooner24
6/7/2006, 11:35 PM
This was as good as it got!
http://www.geocities.com/bosskdawg3/Nwo.jpg
4 LIFE
Free X-PAC!!!
That's for you Bri ;)
Gandalf_The_Grey
6/7/2006, 11:39 PM
The picture left out the other 200 members of the NWO!!
Sooner24
6/7/2006, 11:58 PM
That's what "I meant by as good as it got". This was before everyone and their dog was in. For a year to a year and a half WCW ruled with the NWO.
Scott D
6/8/2006, 07:30 AM
That's what "I meant by as good as it got". This was before everyone and their dog was in. For a year to a year and a half WCW ruled with the NWO.
nah...Hogan is in that pic..so is Savage....that was when the NWO began their decline ;)
So, they sucked from the beginning? :P
Scott D
6/8/2006, 10:37 AM
So, they sucked from the beginning? :P
nah the pinnacle was the beginning..with the two druggies and Nash ;)
Hogan's a druggie?
I mean, I know the dude's been taking suck pills for over 25 years now, but DAMN! ;)
Scott D
6/8/2006, 11:02 AM
But...would you be willing to throw down with him to have some fun with Brooke? :D
jthomasou78
6/8/2006, 11:09 AM
Im pretty sure that the first three members were hall, nash , and hogan. there was no nwo until hogan, just the outsiders. the best part of the nwo was when RAW was taping two shows in a night and then wcw stole ravishing rick and he was on both shows in one night.
But...would you be willing to throw down with him to have some fun with Brooke? :D
Oh-ver-rated! *clap clap clap-clap-clap*
;)
Scott D
6/8/2006, 11:28 AM
you'd hit it ;)
I'd rather f*ck a glove full of jelly.
Mmmmmmmmmmm, jelly...
Scott D
6/8/2006, 11:38 AM
Well, enough is enough and it's time for a change! So what? Nobody listens to me. Nobody gives a damn what I think. And what the hell am I doing wearing this ridiculous outfit? I look like a damn road sign. What the hell am I, a school crossing? You know, I tried to be a tough guy, but I just couldn't grow my damn beard in. And you know what, I am not a nugget. I'm a Black Hart, dammit! A winner! A sole survivor! Whoooo! And if anybody smells what the Rock is cooking, it's me. Look how big my damn nose is. What the hell am I, an ardvark? Whoooo!
:D
Now, The Crock has a pretty good physique, but I gotta know, Mizark...how do you get your pecs to go all the way around to the back?!?
Best. Promo. Evar.
I think I'll go see Staying Alive or whatever it's called with Kane this afternoon.
Gandalf_The_Grey
6/8/2006, 02:32 PM
See no Evil...i have seen that trailer about 35325 too many times ;)
Scott D
6/8/2006, 02:45 PM
Hulk Hogan: I know what you're thinking..
Lex Luger: I'm not an athlete...
Roddy Piper:. . .you're right.
Eric Bischoff: I'm 5 foot 9, 98 pounds. . .
Konnan: I won Taco Bell's Employee of the Month, 3 years in a row.
Hulk Hogan: I was a National champion at making horrible movies. . .
Roddy Piper: My jersey was retired at the old folk's home. . .
Lex Luger: When you step through these ropes bad angles do happen. . .
Rick Rude: Crashed over 200 insurance checks. . .
Hulk Hogan: Suffered a dozen heart attacks. . .
Roddy Piper: Damn near broke my false hip. . .
Dusty Rhodes: A blown out light bulb in my fridge. . .
Larry Zbyszko: I fell and I couldn't get up. . .
Lex Luger: This is who I am. . .
Eric Bischoff: This is what I do (kisses Hogan's butt)
Roddy Piper: I'm not an athlete?
The Disciple: This isn't my real face. . .
Hulk Hogan: Try using my Ben-Gay. . .
:D
See no Evil...i have seen that trailer about 35325 too many times ;)
Ha ha, it was great. I love stupid-*** horror flicks like this one. One character even said "FARK THIS!!!" at one point. I think I saw doleo too.:D
Heh.
Did JR show up halfway through, yelling "MY GAWD, THAT'S ENOUGH!! SOMEBODY STOP THIS, FOR GAWD'S SAKE!! KANE HAS BROKEN HIM IN HALF!!!!"
'Cause it'd be f*ckin SWEET if he did. :D
Heh.
Did JR show up halfway through, yelling "MY GAWD, THAT'S ENOUGH!! SOMEBODY STOP THIS, FOR GAWD'S SAKE!! KANE HAS BROKEN HIM IN HALF!!!!"
'Cause it'd be f*ckin SWEET if he did. :D
Hells yes that would have been sweet. Kane had all of four words of dialogue in the whole flippin movie. I recommend it.
oumartin
6/8/2006, 07:37 PM
how come all the wrestlers went to the premier.. i thought they all hated kane cept the big show.
its like they leave their hatred at the arena.. I'm so confused
Scott D
6/8/2006, 07:38 PM
you forgot
MY GOD..WHAT KIND OF BEAST IS KANE TO DROP THAT MAN DOWN THAT ELEVATOR SHAFT....HE DAMN NEAR KILLED HIM, THE SON OF A BITCH!
:D
Scott D
6/8/2006, 07:38 PM
how come all the wrestlers went to the premier.. i thought they all hated kane cept the big show.
its like they leave their hatred at the arena.. I'm so confused
paychecks ftw :)
Mmmmmmmmm, tastes like kayfabe....:D
Scott D
6/8/2006, 07:43 PM
Owen 3:16 says I just broke your damn neck!
oumartin
6/8/2006, 07:48 PM
Owen 3:16 says I just broke your damn neck!
damn dude!
thats hardcore
You think Vince can get Rage against the Machine for a live DX performance at Vengeance?
http://www.satelitemusical.net/audioslave_foto07.jpg
"Uh, no... but we might for the right price." :D
Scott D
6/8/2006, 07:58 PM
heh...it would have helped for them to have done the song originally :P
oumartin
6/8/2006, 07:59 PM
are they musicians or is this queer eye for the straight guy?
heh...it would have helped for them to have done the song originally :P
Shhhhhhhhh!
But he makes a good point...I think HHH's brother-in-law's band could use another paying gig. :D
Scott D
6/8/2006, 08:07 PM
probably ;)
Okay, halftime of the Mav's game...time to fire up the WWE vs. ECW tape.
Right off the bat, I can't NOT laugh at Rey Mysterio trying to fire up a room full of guys all at least a foot taller than him. Squeek Scolari, anyone? :D
ANNOUNCER PULL-APART!!!!
Non-stop action! :D
Holy sh*t, this RVD/Rey-Rey match is sloppy as f*ck, but good. :D
Sooner24
6/8/2006, 09:34 PM
Have you gotten to the battle royal yet?
Sooner24
6/8/2006, 09:35 PM
I guess not. :D
Nope, just started the show. Nothing pads the post count like real-time, tape-delayed commenting. :D
Sooner24
6/8/2006, 09:38 PM
Nope, just started the show. Nothing pads the post count like real-time, tape-delayed commenting. :D
Unless it's the "Cheap Pop" replies. ;)
SWEET! Top rope bulldog onto a chair!!
I love watching spot monkeys go at it! :D
Sooner24
6/8/2006, 09:40 PM
(Post padding reply)
Me too! :D
And RVD's impressive win over Rey Jr means that there is NO WAY he beats Vanilla Hogan on Sunday night. :D
Sooner24
6/8/2006, 09:43 PM
Rey got punked.
Gandalf_The_Grey
6/8/2006, 09:43 PM
Shouldn't that be White Chocolate Hogan ;)
Sooner24
6/8/2006, 09:43 PM
Well I guess I am off to watch the second half of the game.
Carry on.
No, he's a sh*tty white rapper, not a sh*tty white point guard. :D
jthomasou78
6/8/2006, 09:51 PM
Bri- who on the current roster is worthy of DX with Micheals and HHH. im thinking Ken Kennedy. If they put Orton in it ill be ****ed.
Gandalf_The_Grey
6/8/2006, 09:53 PM
It just shocked me at the end of the ECW WWE thing when Bret Hart comes out and locks John Cena in the sharpshooter!!!
Gandalf_The_Grey
6/8/2006, 09:55 PM
I think they should make Taker apart of DX and have him play the part of X Pac.
Bri- who on the current roster is worthy of DX with Micheals and HHH. im thinking Ken Kennedy. If they put Orton in it ill be ****ed.
They won't move Kennedy from SD...and since Orton just announced that he's been moved to Raw...sorry dude. Looks like the Legend Killer is ready to....SUCK IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! :D
Sooner24
6/8/2006, 10:10 PM
It just shocked me at the end of the ECW WWE thing when Bret Hart comes out and locks John Cena in the sharpshooter!!!
That caught me totally by surprise too.
Gandalf_The_Grey
6/8/2006, 10:12 PM
Or when Scott Hall came out and challenged Stanley1 to a dance off at One Nite Stand !!!!
heh, Tazz making fun of Lawler was pretty good. :D
Puppies!!!!!!!
Ah, nice to see Cena using the lineage of the WWF/E title to get cheap pops. :D
What channel? I hate the NBA and the Yanks got smoked.
Gandalf_The_Grey
6/8/2006, 10:34 PM
It's on Bri's VCR ;) TNA is on spike though ;)
Sooner24
6/8/2006, 10:34 PM
He's watching a tape from last night.
Scott D
6/8/2006, 10:51 PM
in other news....the Sting v. Steiner match was of a Thursday Night Thunder badness....followed by the lame interference of that Jarrett guy. Yep...TNA sucks sweaty monkey balls.
So far the only redeeming thing is that Christian is the World Champ.
Ah, once again TNA reaffirms my choice to not watch it. :D
MAVS WIN! W00T!
Back to the tape. :D
Seriously, BIG SLOW is the one to fire up the WWE locker room?
Yeesh.
Scott D
6/8/2006, 10:56 PM
I'm not sure what amuses me more...Billy Gunn's bad haircut, or Kevin Nash's crew cut.
Oh look Rhyno just interrupted the match...he must be a face. Oh, and a modified chop by Billy and Jesse...how innovative ;)
Heh, Lillian looks so proud of herself for remembering all those REALLY CONFUSING battle royal rules. :D
Scott D
6/8/2006, 10:58 PM
ok I give a minor pop for Christy Hemme coming out and putting the TnA in TNA :D
oumartin
6/9/2006, 06:38 AM
so, are road dogg and and bada** really back into this?
No, they're in on the Senior Tour called "TNA". Also, they're too busy being bitter and hating Trips to rejoin the E, much less DX. :D
oumartin
6/9/2006, 07:20 AM
that sucks. those two played the role in DX quite well.
I try to watch TNA but that ring and some very amateur wrestling makes it hard to watch
If they put DX back together I'll stsrt watching again.
If they reunite DX, I'll start watching while tweaking my nipples and taking hits of nitrous again. :D
DADDY NEEDS HIS MEDICINE!!!!
Scott D
6/9/2006, 12:10 PM
hmm, everything I see says it will last a couple of months at most...and someone is allegedly saying that Vince is talking to Joanie about returning for it.
If they time it right, maybe they can get her while she's manic. Depressive DX just doesn't sound as fun. :D
oumartin
6/9/2006, 12:14 PM
oh yeah, bring me back some china!!!!
can he bring back miss elizabeth? I would love to see that
after all he thinks he is god.
stoops the eternal pimp
6/9/2006, 01:03 PM
i think they should do an angle where they bring in macho and luger and macho keeps trying to get luger to overdose because of luger killin miss elizabeth...and george "the animal" steele would chew his arm off
oh yeah, bring me back some china!!!!
can he bring back miss elizabeth? I would love to see that
after all he thinks he is god.
It'd probably be easier to bring Elizabeth back from the dead than resurrect Lex Luger's main event career. :D
oumartin
6/9/2006, 02:17 PM
the torture rack was bad*ss.
wonder what he's doing now?
Without even looking it up, I'm gonna say "Working for TNA".
:D
Gandalf_The_Grey
6/9/2006, 02:24 PM
Actually he was on TNA for one episode as a possible Sting tag team partner, and it looked like he might not be able to pee without physical support let alone put on a match
stoops the eternal pimp
6/9/2006, 02:38 PM
he should be in jail...he killed the love of my teenage years
Actually he was on TNA for one episode as a possible Sting tag team partner, and it looked like he might not be able to pee without physical support let alone put on a match
HEH.
I RULE at this game. :D
TNA: It's Like WCW Thunder, Only Older
Gandalf_The_Grey
6/9/2006, 02:42 PM
Don't forget them having Buff Bagwell and Rick Steiner too :P And Christy Hemme
oumartin
6/9/2006, 02:59 PM
guess i don't remember christy hemme.
is she like an old nitro girl?
I miss diamond dallas paige & kimberly..
he was like 60 ten years ago though
stoops the eternal pimp
6/9/2006, 03:03 PM
christy was on WWE...
TNA is more like WCW saturday night show
Gandalf_The_Grey
6/9/2006, 03:10 PM
Oh she has no WCW connection, she is just a cute little redhead who somehow ended up on TNA after WWE
She won the first Diva Search, served out her one-year contract and posed for Playboy along the way, then got sh*tcanned after helping crown the newest Diva Search winner. :D
Sooner24
6/9/2006, 03:28 PM
Actually he was on TNA for one episode as a possible Sting tag team partner, and it looked like he might not be able to pee without physical support let alone put on a match
We should find out in August. They are advertising, at Hastings, that Jeff Jarrett, Buff Bagwell, Lex Luger and Big Poppa Pump, along with some others, are suppose to be in Ardmore wrestling with some promotion this summer.
oumartin
6/9/2006, 03:29 PM
oh, nevermind i remember her now. she was on the stern show after she won the diva search.. I kinda go fuzzy in the memory concerning stern after i watched jenna ride the sybian.
We should find out in August. They are advertising, at Hastings, that Jeff Jarrett, Buff Bagwell, Lex Luger and Big Poppa Pump, along with some others, are suppose to be in Ardmore wrestling with some promotion this summer.
WHO'S IN CHARGE OF GETTING US TICKETS?!? :D
jeremy885
6/9/2006, 03:44 PM
She won the first Diva Search, served out her one-year contract and posed for Playboy along the way, then got sh*tcanned after helping crown the newest Diva Search winner. :D
So I just GIS her. Did she actually wrestle or just stand in the background?
So I just GIS her. Did she actually wrestle or just stand in the background?
They trained her up as much as they could, but at most I think they just used her in your standard "Diva match" fare: bra & panties matches, pillow fights, anything that allows us to see the Divas in either underwear or a bikini. By no means was she even remotely close to what you'd call "technically proficient". :D
Gandalf_The_Grey
6/9/2006, 03:53 PM
Well if Big Poppa Pump will be there, we should be able to get the tickets at the gate ;)
oumartin
6/9/2006, 03:53 PM
she could put me in a scissor lock!
Gandalf_The_Grey
6/9/2006, 03:55 PM
Actually she probably physically couldn't do it ;)
oumartin
6/9/2006, 03:58 PM
well she could at least try. I'd have to eat my way outta the hold.
Sooner24
6/9/2006, 04:04 PM
WHO'S IN CHARGE OF GETTING US TICKETS?!? :D
This guy said he would call you about the tickets. :D
http://wwe.mytopix.com/img/e/eugene-0.jpg
I will get back to you with more information. My son called from Hastings the other night and was just reading it off a poster.
WHO'S IN CHARGE OF GETTING US TICKETS?!? :D
It's your turn.:D
It's your turn.:D
Dude, I'm in charge of the next Eastern Oklahoma ticket-getting. Ardmore is SO out of my jurisdiction. ;)
Gandalf_The_Grey
6/9/2006, 08:02 PM
Well I am in Durant alot...I will check into it ;)
oumartin
6/9/2006, 08:57 PM
anyone watching smackdown?
Thanks to my sucky work hours, I taped it...just like I do everything else.
hell, I'm only just now getting around to watching the last half of the WWE/ECW show...
Sooner24
6/10/2006, 12:46 AM
Okay here's what the flyer says.
The UWF presents Total Annihilation August 26th Ardmore Ok at the Hardy Murphy Coliseum. Tickets on sale July 1st. For more information check www.universalwrestlingcompany.com
Scott Steiner vs Buff Bagwell, Lex Lugar vs Jeff Jarrett, also featuring Christy Hemme, Gail Kim, Natalie Neidhart and Molly Holly.
That is all that is on the flyer and I just got home from Texas Motor Speedway so I have not had time to check out the website.
That is all and goodnight. :D
Gandalf_The_Grey
6/10/2006, 12:53 AM
I just want to go and start a "You Took Roids'" chant at Steiner ;)
oumartin
6/10/2006, 06:58 AM
August 26th is a long ways away...
i only caught a glimpse of smackdown. just long enuff to see Taz go back to ECW and for rey to get laid out on a table and sabu(sp) come off the top rope onto the back of him. the table broke in two and one half popped sabu in the back of the head. it may be 4 show but that stuff gotta hurt!
Okay, I FINALLY finished the WWE/ECW show...and my question is this: If it was an "extreme rules" match between Cena and Sabu...why would it be a DQ when Big Slow "ran" in at the end?
Continuity is for PUSSIES!! :D
HOLY SH*T!! I can't believe they put the WWE strap on RVD and made it the ECW World Title...Vince must REALLY believe in the moneymaking potential of the new ECW to basically hand Heyman the entire history and lineage of the WWF/E. :eek:
oumartin
6/12/2006, 09:47 AM
cena lost to rvd?
he is such a joke
Well, they did a screwjob finish where Edge comes out and speared Cena through a table while RVD was on the outside, then dragged him into the center of the ring and left. RVD "recovers", sees Cena set up perfectly and hits a 5* frog splash...but the ref is knocked out. So Paul E. jumped in and made the count.
Needless to say, there'll be some title stripping shenanigans this week. :D
oumartin
6/12/2006, 09:54 AM
rvd just doesn't seem to have the ring and mic presence of a cena or triple H or even an edge whom i also think lacks skills.
jeremy885
6/12/2006, 09:58 AM
spoiler tags people :mad:
;)
Gandalf_The_Grey
6/12/2006, 11:03 AM
The ring skills aren't the problem, he just sounds too much like a stoner but he is a member of the Walk softly but carry a big stick champion mold. Like Batista, Benoit and those types that you don't want on the mic a whole lot but will destroy your ***
jeremy885
6/12/2006, 11:07 AM
SUCK IT!!!!
:D
So did that clique form up again on Sunday?
oumartin
6/12/2006, 11:29 AM
rvd to me is too slow and deliberate in the ring. he has some good moves but you can see them coming a mile away.. I'm just not a rvd fan. Batista on the other hand i like.
is this place f'ing up for anyone else today?
So did that clique form up again on Sunday?
No, that's Vengance you're thinking about. It's in two weeks...but since they've got Trips vs. the Spirit Jackoffs scheduled for tonight's Raw, I'd expect another tease for the reunion.
oumartin
6/12/2006, 11:31 AM
spirit squad is about as bad as it gets, cept for the crazy cools or whatever that mexican faction is.
jeremy885
6/12/2006, 11:38 AM
spirit squad is about as bad as it gets, cept for the crazy cools or whatever that mexican faction is.
Yeah, those guys are as ghey as Shane's posse back around 2000.
Gandalf_The_Grey
6/12/2006, 11:41 AM
The Mexi-COOOLS!!!! Seriously ECW has the greatest signs "IF Cena Wins..WE RiOT" "PORK" "Vanilla Cena"
Yeah, those guys are as ghey as Shane's posse back around 2000.
YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH!!
There will be NO dissing of the Mean Street Posse in my presense. :D
NO SPOILERS!!!!! NO SPOLIERS!!!!
I'm stuck at work until 10. :mad:
Scott D
6/12/2006, 09:14 PM
go home fool.
oumartin
6/12/2006, 09:27 PM
oh bri, let me tell you what happened!
you see it all started with
Dammit, I wait a month to mark out, and THAT'S what I get? :mad:
Would it KILL them to have "Break It Down" cued up? Or at least hand them a f*ckin' mike and let them SAY "suck it"? Guh. :(
So, we get a half-assed DX reunion...which SHOULD have been in the main event, and then they ABSOLUTELY KILL the heat with a f*ckin' Umaga/Hacksaw/Retard segment...and then bring back Naitch as an afterthought?
The bookers must DIE! :mad:
hurricane'bone
6/12/2006, 11:03 PM
WOOOOOO!!!
oumartin
6/13/2006, 12:24 AM
u had to be pumped to see the nature boy limp out and challenge foley!
:rolleyes:
Well, it was after HBK's speed hobble, so the bar was already set pretty low. :D
I love that he can't get full extention on the superkick right now, but they continue to call it Sweet Chin Music even though last night it was more Sweet Chest Music. :D
jeremy885
6/13/2006, 08:23 AM
So, we get a half-assed DX reunion...which SHOULD have been in the main event, and then they ABSOLUTELY KILL the heat with a f*ckin' Umaga/Hacksaw/Retard segment...and then bring back Naitch as an afterthought?
The bookers must DIE! :mad:
Sad sad news Bri.
When did Stephanie McMahon get knocked up?
http://rajah.com/base/node/5478
ric311
6/13/2006, 09:47 AM
I leave for a while and when I come back, you're still talking about this stuff.
x-pac still sucks.
Sad sad news Bri.
When did Stephanie McMahon get knocked up?
http://rajah.com/base/node/5478
A few months back, I believe.
colleyvillesooner
6/13/2006, 09:51 AM
Prolly under 9 months though.
I don't know, if this pregnancy takes as long as a Triple H heel promo, it could be upwards of two years...
colleyvillesooner
6/13/2006, 09:57 AM
heh
Scott D
6/13/2006, 10:10 AM
Well, it was after HBK's speed hobble, so the bar was already set pretty low. :D
I love that he can't get full extention on the superkick right now, but they continue to call it Sweet Chin Music even though last night it was more Sweet Chest Music. :D
the only thing more crippled than HBK was his 'gut' chop :)
Heh, I know. It was like he couldn't decide if he wanted to do a crotch chop or a DX chop, and just kind of waved his arms in the general direction of his midsection.
Happy birthday, btw. :D
Scott D
6/13/2006, 10:25 AM
heh thanks......I think Vince and them shoulda had another guy run in instead of HBK just to give the illusion that there could be another member.
I know...I figured we'd get some sort of DX rebirth last night, but I was expecting Orton. Still, props to HBK for gutting it out and giving the fans what they want even though he's FAR from 100% right now. Hopefully Jebus can heal his knee in the next two weeks and the Spirit Jackoffs/DX match at Vengence won't be the clusterf*ck it probably will be. :D
Scott D
6/13/2006, 11:31 AM
Orton might have made sense...except his angle is more Narcissist. I hate to say it, but Carlito might be the best option if they made it into a stable.
Not impressed with this turning Sheldon Benjamin into 'the bad Rock' angle they are trying.
colleyvillesooner
6/13/2006, 11:37 AM
http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/6867/dx1ow.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
yeah, you can tell they're out of practice. Their timing is ALL off. :D
*marking out*
Scott D
6/13/2006, 11:58 AM
well that and trips did the regular chop and michaels was doing the handicapped chop on speed ;)
well that and trips did the regular chop and michaels was doing the handicapped chop on speed ;)
True, but Trips WAS alternating between the "X" and the crotch chop. I just wish I could fast forward life to next Monday so I can see the full routine for the first time in years...:D
Scott D
6/13/2006, 12:07 PM
yeah but I think Michaels is still gonna use the paint chip eating version of the chop.
I knew Trips was gonna do the expose the *** bit to Vince though.
Yeah, but I think HBK only doing the DX chop won't be that big a deal. Besides, my favorite part of DX was always when they'd do the X chops during the entrance with the pyro. And of course, "LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO SUUUUUUUUCK IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IT!!!"
:D
Scott D
6/13/2006, 12:21 PM
I always liked the Michael Buffer mockery in my sig...especially with the relevance it had back then.
Yeah, every time I'd see Michael Buffer doing intros for a freakin' cruiserweight main event on Thunder, I'd just chuckle. No WONDER Dubya See Dubya went broke. :D
Bri i saw your commercial last night ... they were doing the DX is coming back stuff ... i was at my Gamecock bar (watch USC get waxed) ... and started doing the X crotch shot ... it's amazing how many of the "you're a f*ckin idiot" looks you get from drunk guys when they're ****ed and you're doing a wrestling move in a bar
colleyvillesooner
6/13/2006, 01:28 PM
True, but Trips WAS alternating between the "X" and the crotch chop. I just wish I could fast forward life to next Monday so I can see the full routine for the first time in years...:D
If you could fast forward life, that's what you'd go to? :D
colleyvillesooner
6/13/2006, 01:29 PM
Bri i saw your commercial last night ... they were doing the DX is coming back stuff ... i was at my Gamecock bar (watch USC get waxed) ... and started doing the X crotch shot ... it's amazing how many of the "you're a f*ckin idiot" looks you get from drunk guys when they're ****ed and you're doing a wrestling move in a bar
Yeah, who knew they would react that way when you started thrust your crotch while pointing at it with both your arms. Crazy. :D
Yeah, who knew they would react that way when you started thrust your crotch while pointing at it with both your arms. Crazy. :D
that's what i was wondering ... strangest thing tho ... one guy winked ... i was like WTF ... who knows tho ... haha
If you could fast forward life, that's what you'd go to? :D
Well, I figure if I get to Monday, I get a DX promo AND a Mavs victory parade. ;)
colleyvillesooner
6/13/2006, 02:10 PM
Well, I figure if I get to Monday, I get a DX promo AND a Mavs victory parade. ;)
Per rumors here, Parade will be no earlier than Tuesday.
And I WILL have pics! Helllllooooo personal day! :D
heh.
I'll give a dollar to any Mav player, coach, or other affiliated person who leads a "SUCK IT" chant at the rally. :D
colleyvillesooner
6/13/2006, 02:30 PM
heh.
I'll give a dollar to any Mav player, coach, or other affiliated person who leads a "SUCK IT" chant at the rally. :D
Heh.
The paper just said, pending a Mavs victory of course, there will be no "static event" such as players, coaches and such speaking to the public. They will basically ride in trucks and floats through the city to the AAC, then go home. Also, no confetti or the like.
Man, Dallas indeed, sucks it. Hard.
oumartin
6/13/2006, 02:30 PM
A whole dollar?
A whole dollar?
AMERICAN, at that. :D
And yes, that DOES suck. The best part of the latter Bulls titles was the wacky rallies. Will Perdue and Bill Wennington were teh rule.
Scott D
6/13/2006, 02:36 PM
A whole dollar?
hey that's more effort than the Dallas City Council would put in ;)
colleyvillesooner
6/13/2006, 02:43 PM
hey that's more effort than the Dallas City Council would put in ;)
The city, despite organizing the parade and providing staffing and policing for it, isn't funding the event – the Mavericks are, in full, Ms. Barshop said.
:D
Well, in the city's defense, they're gonna be spending a lot of money cleaning up all the sh*t that people are gonna light on fire after Game 4. :D
colleyvillesooner
6/13/2006, 03:04 PM
Well, in the city's defense, they're gonna be spending a lot of money cleaning up all the sh*t that people are gonna light on fire after Game 4. :D
Yeah, if we win tonight, I fully plan on going to watch Game 4 at the AAC then celebrate afterwards by going to the West End and watching people burn **** down!
They flipped the bitch!!! (http://colleyvillesooner.com/clone_high/thepool.wmv)
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