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1stTimeCaller
6/5/2006, 09:15 AM
so ya'll get a reprieve from me today. I'm on Lazy Guy's mochine right now. The lappy got jolted out of the cradle harness thingy and it's locked up like pointer on a covey of quail.
Any suggestions? It won't even turn back on.
JohnnyMack
6/5/2006, 09:15 AM
You should quit your job.
OU4LIFE
6/5/2006, 09:25 AM
Have you tried fire?
OU4LIFE
6/5/2006, 09:48 AM
Boiling water is usually a cure-all for just about any electronic device.
soonerboomer93
6/5/2006, 09:51 AM
unplug it from power, pull the battery, and make sure the hard drive is still in there.
JohnnyMack
6/5/2006, 09:56 AM
A tack hammer. Hit it really hard a few times with a tack hammer.
Osce0la
6/5/2006, 09:57 AM
Get :dean: to operate on it with a chainsaw.
YWIA!
If you drop it from a 3rd floor window it might jar loose whatever is stuck.
Aim for concrete.
Osce0la
6/5/2006, 10:18 AM
Here we are trying to help and he won't even update us as to how much our advice has helped...:mad:
I say we give him a brazillian neg spek while his comp isn't working ;)
Czar Soonerov
6/5/2006, 10:24 AM
Any suggestions? It won't even turn back on.
Try plugging it in.
i'd take it all the way out of the docking station, if that is what you are talking about
and pull the battery and power like soonerboomer said
BajaOklahoma
6/5/2006, 10:26 AM
If the computer is still not working after all of the good advice above, unplug everything, remove the battery(laptop, but I thought you had a desktop at work) and let it sit for 30 minutes. Then put it back together and try it.
If it still isn't working, the company will need to get you a new one. Repairing a computer is pretty expensive and you will be without for too long.
I'm telling you people, something is obviously stuck. Maybe a valve.
Czar Soonerov
6/5/2006, 10:35 AM
I hope you got all the pron off of it before you send it off to be fixed.
walkoffsooner
6/5/2006, 10:38 AM
Let lazy guy tinker with it probaly a genius
C&CDean
6/5/2006, 10:43 AM
Any reprieve from listening to your urinating *** is welcome. I hope they never fix the mother ****er.
NormanPride
6/5/2006, 10:51 AM
The :dean: has spoken.
1stTimeCaller
6/5/2006, 10:59 AM
thanks guys. I'll try the battery thing.
Dean, don't you have a chainsaw to play with?
JohnnyMack
6/5/2006, 11:03 AM
Dean, don't you have a chainsaw to play with?
Is that Johnny Cakes codespeak for the two of you?
C&CDean
6/5/2006, 11:06 AM
thanks guys. I'll try the battery thing.
Dean, don't you have a chainsaw to play with?
C'mere. I got this saw I wanna play for you.......
1stTimeCaller
6/5/2006, 11:11 AM
That's definitely a two-handed bow saw.
No way could I operate that with one hand, unless I held my mouth just right and really got my back into it.
JohnnyMack
6/5/2006, 11:15 AM
That's definitely a two-handed bow saw.
No way could I operate that with one hand, unless I held my mouth just right and really got my back into it.
http://www.themoderatevoice.com/files/joe-Joseph_GannascoliBW_sml.jpg
SoonerBK
6/5/2006, 11:49 AM
hello-moto
I'm getting similar problems with my laptop. It's locking up on AC power, and the AC power outlet is loose again. I've taken it to a shop this time. They claim that most likely its probably that the intermitent power has caused a problem with the battery...fortunately they say they can fix it for much cheaper than replacing the motherboard would be.
I'm getting similar problems with my laptop. It's locking up on AC power, and the AC power outlet is loose again. I've taken it to a shop this time. They claim that most likely its probably that the intermitent power has caused a problem with the battery...fortunately they say they can fix it for much cheaper than replacing the motherboard would be.
Good thing you found this thread...
BajaOklahoma
6/5/2006, 12:52 PM
Is this 1TC's way of avoiding SAS?
Is this 1TC's way of avoiding SAS?
OH <static> NO! MY <buzzclick> LAPTOP'S ACTING <dzztdzzt> UP!
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