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1stTimeCaller

6/5/2006, 09:15 AM

so ya'll get a reprieve from me today. I'm on Lazy Guy's mochine right now. The lappy got jolted out of the cradle harness thingy and it's locked up like pointer on a covey of quail.

Any suggestions? It won't even turn back on.

JohnnyMack

6/5/2006, 09:15 AM

You should quit your job.

OU4LIFE

6/5/2006, 09:25 AM

Have you tried fire?

Howzit

6/5/2006, 09:27 AM

pee on it.

OU4LIFE

6/5/2006, 09:48 AM

Boiling water is usually a cure-all for just about any electronic device.

soonerboomer93

6/5/2006, 09:51 AM

unplug it from power, pull the battery, and make sure the hard drive is still in there.

JohnnyMack

6/5/2006, 09:56 AM

A tack hammer. Hit it really hard a few times with a tack hammer.

Osce0la

6/5/2006, 09:57 AM

Get :dean: to operate on it with a chainsaw.

YWIA!

Howzit

6/5/2006, 10:03 AM

If you drop it from a 3rd floor window it might jar loose whatever is stuck.

Aim for concrete.

Osce0la

6/5/2006, 10:18 AM

Here we are trying to help and he won't even update us as to how much our advice has helped...:mad:

I say we give him a brazillian neg spek while his comp isn't working ;)

Czar Soonerov

6/5/2006, 10:24 AM

Any suggestions? It won't even turn back on.

Try plugging it in.

yermom

6/5/2006, 10:25 AM

i'd take it all the way out of the docking station, if that is what you are talking about

and pull the battery and power like soonerboomer said

BajaOklahoma

6/5/2006, 10:26 AM

If the computer is still not working after all of the good advice above, unplug everything, remove the battery(laptop, but I thought you had a desktop at work) and let it sit for 30 minutes. Then put it back together and try it.
If it still isn't working, the company will need to get you a new one. Repairing a computer is pretty expensive and you will be without for too long.

Howzit

6/5/2006, 10:28 AM

I'm telling you people, something is obviously stuck. Maybe a valve.

Czar Soonerov

6/5/2006, 10:35 AM

I hope you got all the pron off of it before you send it off to be fixed.

walkoffsooner

6/5/2006, 10:38 AM

Let lazy guy tinker with it probaly a genius

C&CDean

6/5/2006, 10:43 AM

Any reprieve from listening to your urinating *** is welcome. I hope they never fix the mother ****er.

NormanPride

6/5/2006, 10:51 AM

The :dean: has spoken.

1stTimeCaller

6/5/2006, 10:59 AM

thanks guys. I'll try the battery thing.

Dean, don't you have a chainsaw to play with?

JohnnyMack

6/5/2006, 11:03 AM

Dean, don't you have a chainsaw to play with?

Is that Johnny Cakes codespeak for the two of you?

C&CDean

6/5/2006, 11:06 AM

thanks guys. I'll try the battery thing.

Dean, don't you have a chainsaw to play with?

C'mere. I got this saw I wanna play for you.......

1stTimeCaller

6/5/2006, 11:11 AM

That's definitely a two-handed bow saw.

No way could I operate that with one hand, unless I held my mouth just right and really got my back into it.

JohnnyMack

6/5/2006, 11:15 AM

That's definitely a two-handed bow saw.

No way could I operate that with one hand, unless I held my mouth just right and really got my back into it.

http://www.themoderatevoice.com/files/joe-Joseph_GannascoliBW_sml.jpg

SoonerBK

6/5/2006, 11:49 AM

hello-moto

Ike

6/5/2006, 11:55 AM

I'm getting similar problems with my laptop. It's locking up on AC power, and the AC power outlet is loose again. I've taken it to a shop this time. They claim that most likely its probably that the intermitent power has caused a problem with the battery...fortunately they say they can fix it for much cheaper than replacing the motherboard would be.

Howzit

6/5/2006, 12:12 PM

BajaOklahoma

6/5/2006, 12:52 PM

Is this 1TC's way of avoiding SAS?

Howzit

6/5/2006, 12:58 PM

Is this 1TC's way of avoiding SAS?

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