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JohnnyMack
6/4/2006, 12:01 PM
X-Men 3 sucks. It sucks with the force of 1tc and :dean: watching Johnny Cakes reruns of the Sopranos.

I don't care if it did or didn't step on the toes of the canon that is X-Men, I'm just telling you the script and the acting were terrible. Now don't get me wrong, I'm all for suspension of disbelief, I love Armageddon for pete's sake, but this movie should be retitled, X-Men: You're not getting your $9 back.
proud gonzo
6/4/2006, 12:08 PM
pffff :rolleyes:
dolemitesooner
6/4/2006, 12:28 PM
true true
GDC
6/4/2006, 12:32 PM
X-Men 3 sucks. It sucks with the force of 1tc and :dean: watching Johnny Cakes reruns of the Sopranos.

I don't care if it did or didn't step on the toes of the canon that is X-Men, I'm just telling you the script and the acting were terrible. Now don't get me wrong, I'm all for suspension of disbelief, I love Armageddon for pete's sake, but this movie should be retitled, X-Men: You're not getting your $9 back.

Agreed. They also had too much going on. They should have focused on either the Phoenix or the vaccine storyline, and not tried to do both.
bri
6/4/2006, 12:43 PM
Mulitple plot lines.....HURTING BRAIN!

;)
GDC
6/4/2006, 12:45 PM
Phoenix/Dark Phoenix deserved much better. An all-out war with the Sentinels would have been awesome.
dolemitesooner
6/4/2006, 12:48 PM
BAD MOVIE
Hatfield
6/4/2006, 02:24 PM
i have already agreed with the premise of this thread.

working title was X-Men:THis is what happens when you rush a movie out.
StoopTroup
6/4/2006, 02:31 PM
It only sucks if you see it IMO...

I'm going to wait until it's either a rental or I borrow someone elses copy.
sooneron
6/4/2006, 02:42 PM
Now don't get me wrong, I'm all for suspension of disbelief, I love Armageddon
Here, is where you totally lost my respect.
dolemitesooner
6/4/2006, 02:47 PM
Here, is where you totally lost my respect.
WHY ? Armegedon had good acting and wasfilmed well..hence it was not ruched
Scott D
6/4/2006, 02:48 PM
WHY ? Armegedon had good acting and wasfilmed well..hence it was not ruched

Armageddon was easily as poorly acted as X:3
StoopTroup
6/4/2006, 02:49 PM
Plus...I like the part where they negotiate never having to pay taxes again...

That part almost got a standing ovation in the theatre when I saw it.
soonerhubs
6/4/2006, 02:49 PM
So I suppose I should wait till Superman comes out to go to the Theaters this summer.

I was actually tempted to go see X-3 but I'm slowly being talked out of it.
sooneron
6/4/2006, 02:51 PM
Gah! Michael Bay humpers!
Hatfield
6/4/2006, 03:29 PM
So I suppose I should wait till Superman comes out to go to the Theaters this summer.

I was actually tempted to go see X-3 but I'm slowly being talked out of it.


if you liked the first ones you should wait...as long as possible.
silverwheels
6/4/2006, 03:30 PM
So I suppose I should wait till Superman comes out to go to the Theaters this summer.

Go see Over the Hedge.
GDC
6/4/2006, 04:28 PM
Go see Over the Hedge.

Yes, I enjoyed it much more than X-Men.
soonerhubs
6/4/2006, 05:04 PM
Over the Hedge.. That's what we'll go check out next weekend. THanks.
sanantoniosooner
6/4/2006, 08:02 PM
While there are many things I didn't like about X3, it's still 'must see' for fans of the series.

IMO Phoenix should have had a solid movie with hints of dark Phoenix before going south.

Colossus should play a bigger role.

And sappy love triangles isn't necessary.
dolemitesooner
6/4/2006, 09:14 PM
Its not a must see its ****. **** YOU MUST NOT SEE!!!!!!
GottaHavePride
6/4/2006, 09:29 PM
So I suppose I should wait till Superman comes out to go to the Theaters this summer.


**** Superman! Pirates of the Caribbean 2 comes out this summer!
soonerhubs
6/4/2006, 09:32 PM
**** Superman! Pirates of the Caribbean 2 comes out this summer!
Totally forgot about that show.
dolemitesooner
6/4/2006, 09:42 PM
**** Superman! Pirates of the Caribbean 2 comes out this summer!
ohh lord I am :O for you
silverwheels
6/4/2006, 11:08 PM
ohh lord I am :O for you

lolzzzz beoncye!!11
sanantoniosooner
6/4/2006, 11:17 PM
Must.
See.
Hatfield
6/5/2006, 08:21 AM
i will say that the colossus/wolverine speedball special was welcomed from a fan standpoint.
skycat
6/5/2006, 09:59 AM
I kinda liked it. Not great, not horrible. Certainly not Armageddon horrible for instance. It was about as good as X1, which wasn't that great a movie either.
sooneron
6/5/2006, 10:54 AM
I kinda liked it. Not great, not horrible. Certainly not Armageddon horrible for instance.
So I guess there was no over usage of sucktastic slo mo and such?:texan:
JohnnyMack
6/5/2006, 11:04 AM
So I guess there was no over usage of sucktastic slo mo and such?:texan:

Zip it.

Send me some Dunkin' Donuts coffee, and then zip it.
skycat
6/5/2006, 11:07 AM
So I guess there was no over usage of sucktastic slo mo and such?:texan:

Zactly
sooneron
6/5/2006, 12:17 PM
Zactly
How about the camera on a dolly on round track encircling cast members as they "react" in slo mo?

THAT is greatness!
NormanPride
6/5/2006, 12:28 PM
How about the camera on a dolly on round track encircling cast members as they "react" in slo mo?

THAT is greatness!

Actually, it's hundreds of cameras set in a circle that fire off in succession, but that's beside the point. ;)

My parents liked the movie. But they don't know anything about the Marvel Universe... They just went to numb their minds for a couple hours and watch big explosions, which I can relate to. For me, however, the movie was so bad that I couldn't even appreciate the basic stuff.
frankensooner
6/5/2006, 12:35 PM
I took my little two to see Over the Hedge while the wife took my oldest to see The Break Up. It was a fun time for all. Should I go see X-Men III? It seems at least 75% of youse guys liked it.
Norm In Norman
6/5/2006, 12:45 PM
Oh. My. God.

Let's let Doleo have some peace already.
Boarder
6/5/2006, 12:47 PM
WHY ? Armegedon had good acting and wasfilmed well..hence it was not ruched
Are you:

Drunk

High

Hopped up on the goofball

Crazy

Looney

All Of The Above


(circle one)
NormanPride
6/5/2006, 12:55 PM
Doleo probably just likes Armageddon because the chick is cute.
dolemitesooner
6/5/2006, 12:59 PM
compaired to mother ****ing x3 it had great acting...the actors had somthing to work with ...are you any of the above ...COULD YOU PLEASE ****ING CIRCLE...tHEY MOVIE WAS A RUSHED HORRIANLY WRIITNE PEICE OF **** THAT i WOUDL **** ON IS SOMONE WOULD PUT ALL THE **** ROLLS OF Fim lm in a pile somwhere. The movie armegeon was aslso filmed 900 times beter tthen the above mentioned pos that I would like to tak ea **** on. I hope that the proders and execs of this movie burn and die a horrid death of goneris and I also hope that they get malested by donkeys in mexico. The movie was horriable it was two movies messed as one that were badly written it was like maos the hands of fate and baby geniuses molded in **** into the same ****ing movie
dolemitesooner
6/5/2006, 01:01 PM
I can;t belive we are still tlaking about this ****...I ****ING BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD if I had 10 hands i would give it 1000000000000000 thumbs down ....ITS ****ING HRIABLE
dolemitesooner
6/5/2006, 01:02 PM
i AM ALSO NOT PLAYING ...THE STUFF THAT GROWS BELOW MY MAN PARTS ...ITS THE SUM IN AN UMCLENA SHOWER ..ITS LIKE A PLETORAH OF **** IN A PORTA POTY THAT HAS NOT BEEN CLEANED IN WEKS
Norm In Norman
6/5/2006, 01:02 PM
You see? You guys have him all worked up again. I'm pretty sure he's even typing with his left elbow again.
dolemitesooner
6/5/2006, 01:09 PM
well dude this is getting old its a bad ****ing movei if you like I dont agree with you if you think its good I think your stupid and should be put to daeth on a ****ing flaming stake. Its BAD.....WHY IN THE **** WOULD YOU GO AND SEE IT EVEN IF SOMEONE PAID FOR IT. i MEAN WTF.............i NEVER TYOE WITH MY ELBOE
NormanPride
6/5/2006, 01:24 PM
How can you like Armageddon? It was one of the worst movies I've ever seen.
dolemitesooner
6/5/2006, 01:34 PM
How can you like Armageddon? It was one of the worst movies I've ever seen.
I am not sying its good...read is fudamnetal
Hatfield
6/5/2006, 01:36 PM
i can't disagree with a single "word" dolemite has said.*



*due in no large part to the fact that i can't understand a word he has said.
Sooner24
6/5/2006, 05:45 PM
Dolemites dream date.

http://www.steveenglehart.com/Comics/Comics%20Images/Vampirella%2074.jpg
Sooner_Bob
6/5/2006, 05:46 PM
Phoenix/Dark Phoenix deserved much better. An all-out war with the Sentinels would have been awesome.


oh yeah . . .
Sooner_Bob
6/5/2006, 05:49 PM
XMen 3 pwns Armagedon . . .
sooneron
6/5/2006, 06:12 PM
I haven't seen X3, but I knew the franchise was in trouble when I saw that Brett Ratner was involved.