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Tear Down This Wall
6/1/2006, 03:31 PM
Here's a contract the boobs in Scientology sign to work for them. Dudes, xenu.net has tons of stuff about Scientology. Freakin' hi-larious!

http://www.clambake.org/archive/so/contract.gif
GottaHavePride
6/1/2006, 03:54 PM
I would sign one of those only if they agree that upon my death they have to buy out the remainder of the contract and issue the funds to my remaining family. :D Of course, I'm an evil bastard.
Jerk
6/1/2006, 04:19 PM
More stupid ppl

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xC_-m2Gkzc&eurl=
SoonerWood
6/1/2006, 04:20 PM
the part about "sound mind" nullifies that contractual obligation....right? :D
12
6/1/2006, 04:21 PM
I like how he was going to kill the dude if he er, "messed" it up.
Tear Down This Wall
6/1/2006, 04:35 PM
the part about "sound mind" nullifies that contractual obligation....right? :D

Yeah, I've always wonder how the Scientologists believe they have some sort of power over the "PLANET AND UNIVERSE". Also, what's with the seahorses?

Just think, though, thousands of schmucks who have given the Church of Scientology tens of thousands of dollars look at this contract and sign it without breaking into laughter.

By the way, I promise to bring ETHICS IN on SOUTH OVAL, THE PLANET, AND THE UNIVERSE for THE NEXT BILLION YEARS.

Signed, Tear Down This Wall

Who will be my two witnesses? :)
SoonerWood
6/1/2006, 05:36 PM
I'd sign up for a billion years just to see the "SEA ORG SWEARING IN CEREMONY".
bri
6/1/2006, 06:06 PM
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a641/a641_c_33.jpg
Jerk
6/1/2006, 06:30 PM
I'd sign up for a billion years just to see the "SEA ORG SWEARING IN CEREMONY".

Sure, but you'd think the length of contract would be more reasonable....like...a trillion years.
SCOUT
6/1/2006, 07:06 PM
What are the consequences if you break the contract? I mean if you sign it and 650 million years from now you have a change of heart, is there some sort of fee?
SoonerWood
6/1/2006, 07:45 PM
it's a $150 fee i belive.....ouch!
John Kochtoston
6/1/2006, 08:29 PM
What are the consequences if you break the contract? I mean if you sign it and 650 million years from now you have a change of heart, is there some sort of fee?

You have to buy them a new practice arena.