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slickdawg
6/1/2006, 10:33 AM
FOR A HICCUP!


Not for a fart or a burp, but for a freakin' hiccup.
Osce0la
6/1/2006, 10:35 AM
well, it's rude to hiccup out loud :D
skycat
6/1/2006, 10:57 AM
*hic*

Excuse me.

*hic*

Excuse me.

*hic*

Excuse me.

...


I think I see why this isn't common practice.
oumartin
6/1/2006, 10:58 AM
is that a problem? I think you are just itchin' for things to hate her for.
take the gal out to lunch and get to know her. (just don't give her that stuff that makes her gassy)
walkoffsooner
6/1/2006, 10:59 AM
Shoot a gun off behind her that will cure her.
oumartin
6/1/2006, 11:01 AM
have her drink a cup of water while YOU hold your hands over her ears.
Partial Qualifier
6/1/2006, 11:05 AM
Sounds like she's in desperate need of some attention
Czar Soonerov
6/1/2006, 11:05 AM
I'm not touchin' her ears.
slickdawg
6/1/2006, 11:10 AM
All in all, she's a really sad case. It is bad that she is so desperate for
attention, she'll divulge the most disgusting details of her personal life
to anyone that will listen.

For the record, I do not HATE her. Does she get on my nerves, oh yeah.
BlondeSoonerGirl
6/1/2006, 11:13 AM
PQ's got a lady here that tells him...stuff...she really shouldn't be telling anyone.

Ask him about it.
slickdawg
6/1/2006, 11:15 AM
PQ's got a lady here that tells him...stuff...she really shouldn't be telling anyone.

Ask him about it.


HEY PQ!!!!! SPILL THE BEANS!!!!!!!!!
Partial Qualifier
6/1/2006, 11:30 AM
Oh, dude.

You just crossed the line BSG :mad:

I've been advised by H.R. not to talk to anyone about it except of course H.R. personnel
slickdawg
6/1/2006, 11:32 AM
Oh, dude.

You just crossed the line BSG :mad:

I've been advised by H.R. not to talk to anyone about it except of course H.R. personnel


You are not TALKING to ANYONE.

You may be typing to the SO, but not talking to anyone.
BlondeSoonerGirl
6/1/2006, 11:40 AM
Oh, dude.

You just crossed the line BSG :mad:

I've been advised by H.R. not to talk to anyone about it except of course H.R. personnel

I'm a habitual line-stepper. :D

PQ doesn't know this woman. She's been here like a week and he finds her crying in the breakroom. Now, PQ's a sweet guy so when he sees a lady in distress of course he's gonna show some concern and ask if she's okay.

:mack:

She begins to tell him how the state is taking her teenage son away because she's being accused of molesting him. Goes on and on with details and stuff...

Don't...wanna...know...this...
slickdawg
6/1/2006, 11:42 AM
:les: DAYUM
oumartin
6/1/2006, 11:43 AM
She begins to tell him how the state is taking her teenage son away because she's being accused of molesting him

i didn't know PQ was a teacher.
Partial Qualifier
6/1/2006, 11:57 AM
I'm a habitual line-stepper. :D

PQ doesn't know this woman. She's been here like a week and he finds her crying in the breakroom. Now, PQ's a sweet guy so when he sees a lady in distress of course he's gonna show some concern and ask if she's okay.

:mack:

She begins to tell him how the state is taking her teenage son away because she's being accused of molesting him. Goes on and on with details and stuff...

Don't...wanna...know...this...

Post Reported
Partial Qualifier
6/1/2006, 11:57 AM
:rolleyes:
Penguin
6/1/2006, 12:09 PM
The boy's gotta learn the birds and the bees somehow. ;)


Seems like she would be fired PDQ.
slickdawg
6/1/2006, 12:14 PM
accused is not convicted, so they can't fire her for that.
oumartin
6/1/2006, 12:20 PM
administrative leave with pay
BlondeSoonerGirl
6/1/2006, 01:01 PM
administrative leave with pay

Yeah, or what I like to call 'vacation'...

:mad:
oumartin
6/1/2006, 01:02 PM
anytime i used to get in trouble and they wanted to send me home and give me a few days off with or w/o pay i'd ask if i could take vacation days with it.. That would usually tick em off plenty.