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Sooner Born Sooner Bred
5/31/2006, 02:17 PM
Boy on my niece's ball team is named Bronx. No word on whether the kid has a sister named Brooklyn.
handcrafted
5/31/2006, 02:18 PM
Rhett Bomar.
1stTimeCaller
5/31/2006, 02:19 PM
Rich
IB4OU2
5/31/2006, 02:21 PM
Snotty
BlondeSoonerGirl
5/31/2006, 02:22 PM
Someone just had a baby boy here at work and named him 'Login'.
Having fun with that here in the IT department...
Hamhock
5/31/2006, 02:23 PM
1. sh*thead....seriously...pronounce the "th" as a blend....sh*th-ead
2. Last name Barbie, first name, Kennan.
1stTimeCaller
5/31/2006, 02:26 PM
Orangello, Oh-rahn-gel-o
Lemonjello, Lah-mon-gel-o
Howzit
5/31/2006, 02:29 PM
Asswipe (ahs-weep'-ay)
Howzit
5/31/2006, 02:32 PM
Howzit
Oh yeah, take shots now since you know we're being careful not to excite you.
:D
Howzit
Aw, I was gonna say that. :rolleyes:
Partial Qualifier
5/31/2006, 02:34 PM
how 'bout these new Hillbilly Phoenetics??
Login = Logan
Kawlin = Collin
BlondeSoonerGirl
5/31/2006, 02:34 PM
how 'bout these new Hillbilly Phoenetics??
Login = Logan
Kawlin = Collin
You don't listen to me in real-life and now you're not listening to my posts...
WTFE.
White House Boy
5/31/2006, 02:35 PM
Apple
White House Boy
5/31/2006, 02:36 PM
Solei Moonfry
Moon Unit
Dweezle
1stTimeCaller
5/31/2006, 02:37 PM
Ima Hogg
Osce0la
5/31/2006, 02:37 PM
Someone just had a baby boy here at work and named him 'Login'.
Having fun with that here in the IT department...
Do you live near me? Or did you steal this from my Login Incorrect (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=69841&highlight=login+incorrect) thread? :D
1stTimeCaller
5/31/2006, 02:38 PM
I know a girl named Anita Dick. She was a DG or Alpha Chi at OU when I was there.
She was pure hawtness.
Osce0la
5/31/2006, 02:38 PM
Oh, any name that Gwyneth Paltrow names her kids...
BlondeSoonerGirl
5/31/2006, 02:40 PM
Do you live near me? Or did you steal this from my Login Incorrect (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=69841&highlight=login+incorrect) thread? :D
I think there's just more and more silly people around nowadays...:D
soonerbrat
5/31/2006, 02:42 PM
Nothing beats VK's "Kitty Hair"
although I did meet a guy with the last name "Hiscock"
Viking Kitten
5/31/2006, 02:47 PM
Nothing beats VK's "Kitty Hair"
although I did meet a guy with the last name "Hiscock"
First name "Ivan"?
Kitty Hair still makes me giggle. The whole week she was here, everyone at work kept asking each other "Have you seen Kitty Hair?"
soonerbrat
5/31/2006, 02:49 PM
nah, i think it was Bob. he was sending flowers to his mom. Mrs. Hiscock
1stTimeCaller
5/31/2006, 02:49 PM
Bob Hiscock?
well, didja? :D
IB4OU2
5/31/2006, 02:49 PM
The whole week she was here, everyone at work kept asking each other "Have you seen Kitty Hair?"
Was she from Beaver? :D
NormanPride
5/31/2006, 02:50 PM
nah, i think it was Bob. he was sending flowers to his mom. Mrs. Hiscock
Can't... stop... laughing....!
My mom taught a kid whose name was Ethan Oddness.
Partial Qualifier
5/31/2006, 02:52 PM
Do you live near me? Or did you steal this from my Login Incorrect (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=69841&highlight=login+incorrect) thread? :D
People are just getting sillier and sillier these days! Sheesh.
Viking Kitten
5/31/2006, 02:53 PM
Was she from Beaver? :D
Nah. Hooker, but that's right near Beaver. Big 1A football rivalry. Hooker licks Beaver every year though.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
5/31/2006, 02:57 PM
Friend of mine had a customer once named Dorita.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
5/31/2006, 02:58 PM
Oh and a kid at my old church was named "Talon." No word on whether they were large or not.
Partial Qualifier
5/31/2006, 03:05 PM
SBSB were you listening to 94.7 this morning? They had a guy on there who was listing off the "funniest legal names" or something.
The only one I remember: Tijuana Hooker.
"My daughter's no high-class whore... She's a Tijuana Hooker!"
White House Boy
5/31/2006, 03:13 PM
Shilery Q Liquor is the queen of giving her chirrens really bad monikers:
Buttuglia, Velcro, Chiquita, Captain Morgan, Gonorrhea, Varicella, Brill Cream.....
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
5/31/2006, 03:14 PM
SBSB were you listening to 94.7 this morning? They had a guy on there who was listing off the "funniest legal names" or something.
The only one I remember: Tijuana Hooker.
"My daughter's no high-class whore... She's a Tijuana Hooker!"No, but the best name evar was Kokain Muthershed.
I think I'm going to name my hypothetical baby Pinot Grigio.
Taxman71
5/31/2006, 03:28 PM
No, but the best name evar was Kokain Muthershed.
I think I'm going to name my hypothetical baby Pinot Grigio.
That guy was a good football player at Douglas and played small college ball somewhere I think. I played pickup basketball against him, nice dude. I remember the story on him in the DD that said he had a brother named Marijuana or something. Apparently, his mother was an addict.
No, but the best name evar was Kokain Muthershed.
I think I'm going to name my hypothetical baby Pinot Grigio.
Better than Condembroke.
soonerbrat
5/31/2006, 03:30 PM
Bob Hiscock?
well, didja? :D
Maybe his name was Doug....
I really don't remember his first name. I do remember that he was very grouchy.
mdklatt
5/31/2006, 04:50 PM
Kyler
sanantoniosooner
5/31/2006, 04:56 PM
first and middle name of my son.
Ty Zilla.
We decorated his room like a tiny japanese fishing village.
critical_phil
5/31/2006, 05:05 PM
Shilery Q Liquor is the queen of giving her chirrens really bad monikers:
Buttuglia, Velcro, Chiquita, Captain Morgan, Gonorrhea, Varicella, Brill Cream.....
In her song "Who Is My Baby Daddy?" (a parody of Billy Joel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Joel)'s "We Didn't Start The Fire" (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=%22We_Didn%27t_Start_The_Fire%22&action=edit)), Shirley names her children, who end up being more than the usual nineteen: an astounding forty-seven children: "Cheeto, Limbo, Cracker Jack, Orangejello, K-Martina, Salmonella, Velveeta-Genitalia, Catfish (pronounced Catfeesh), Leroy, Coco Puff, Pluto, Penelope, Jack Daniels, Buford, Lemonjello, Aloe Vera, Maybelline, Gingivitis, Brylcreem, Cru-ex, Nyquil, Gangster-Q, Daffodil, Ron Bacardi, Captain Morgan, Democtorius, Delorian, GyneLotrimin, Felicia, Chlamydia Champagne, Nova Scotia, Bubblicious, Couponita, Gonhorrea, Ice Bucket, Buttuglia, Visine, Margarita, Percolator, Terminator, Velcro, Tae Kwon Do, Veracello, Chromosone, Obstetria, and Shi'Thead (pronounced Sha-theed)". In other skits, she makes mention of children named Lincoln, Fallopia, Temptatia, Velveeta, Vonqueesha, Saskatoon, Deflonequiyana, and Skukeisha.
GottaHavePride
5/31/2006, 05:17 PM
While on an airplane to San Diego last week I heard a guy talking to a flight attendant (he was one of those midwester bussiness types - know you five minutes and start telling you about his uncle's last medical procedure). anyway, he was telling her that his son (I forget the other kid's name) was named - I'll spell it phonetically first: vo-lay. He said they took the letters of the word "love" and rearranged them to get vo-lay.
That's right, he named his son Vole.
http://www.taiga.net/wmac/consandmanagementplan_volume3/graphics/photos/vole.jpg
GottaHavePride
5/31/2006, 05:18 PM
Dubba-postwn3d!!!!
King Crimson
5/31/2006, 05:49 PM
i used to teach Princeton Review SAT classes for a little extra coin and there was a kid in one of my classes named Atreus. if you know yer Greek mythology/Greek drama....this is NOT a good name to have.
Taxman71
5/31/2006, 05:49 PM
"Major" as in Applewhite.
Ham, Lam and Jam Jones also qualify.
Viking Kitten
5/31/2006, 06:11 PM
While on an airplane to San Diego last week I heard a guy talking to a flight attendant (he was one of those midwester bussiness types - know you five minutes and start telling you about his uncle's last medical procedure). anyway, he was telling her that his son (I forget the other kid's name) was named - I'll spell it phonetically first: vo-lay. He said they took the letters of the word "love" and rearranged them to get vo-lay.
That's right, he named his son Vole.
http://www.taiga.net/wmac/consandmanagementplan_volume3/graphics/photos/vole.jpg
Were his parents named UmbassDay and UpidStay ItchBay?
White House Boy
5/31/2006, 06:59 PM
In her song "Who Is My Baby Daddy?" (a parody of Billy Joel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Joel)'s "We Didn't Start The Fire" (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=%22We_Didn%27t_Start_The_Fire%22&action=edit)), Shirley names her children, who end up being more than the usual nineteen: an astounding forty-seven children: "Cheeto, Limbo, Cracker Jack, Orangejello, K-Martina, Salmonella, Velveeta-Genitalia, Catfish (pronounced Catfeesh), Leroy, Coco Puff, Pluto, Penelope, Jack Daniels, Buford, Lemonjello, Aloe Vera, Maybelline, Gingivitis, Brylcreem, Cru-ex, Nyquil, Gangster-Q, Daffodil, Ron Bacardi, Captain Morgan, Democtorius, Delorian, GyneLotrimin, Felicia, Chlamydia Champagne, Nova Scotia, Bubblicious, Couponita, Gonhorrea, Ice Bucket, Buttuglia, Visine, Margarita, Percolator, Terminator, Velcro, Tae Kwon Do, Veracello, Chromosone, Obstetria, and Shi'Thead (pronounced Sha-theed)". In other skits, she makes mention of children named Lincoln, Fallopia, Temptatia, Velveeta, Vonqueesha, Saskatoon, Deflonequiyana, and Skukeisha.
A scaled down version.....
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DgkBRul7jO8&search=who%20is%20my%20baby%20daddy
"Major" as in Applewhite.
I met Major before the 2001 game in Dallas.
He was like school on Tuesday... all class.
Still, "Major" is a strange name.
Tailwind
5/31/2006, 07:29 PM
My brothers names are Wichita Zane, and Waco Shane. Does that count?
GottaHavePride
5/31/2006, 07:41 PM
Were his parents named UmbassDay and UpidStay ItchBay?
Don't know. The dad looked like a gangly 6'6" tall hick in a John Deere cap but was theoretically some kind of high-powered corporate dude. the wife looked like a hot farmer's daughter.
Why, yes.
(About the kid named 'Witchita')
No kidding. Way back when I was in high school in Tulsa, a classmate's name was (probably still is) Mike Hunt.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
5/31/2006, 09:44 PM
My brothers names are Wichita Zane, and Waco Shane. Does that count?Is that where they were conceived.
I think my paternal grandparents amoked a lot of weed back in the 40s. I have twin aunts named Orethia and Ophelia. They called them Rita and Phyllis. Orethia swore up and down she dated Lee Majors, so my uncle's wife said "does he ever ask about me?"
GottaHavePride
5/31/2006, 10:06 PM
Is that where they were conceived.
I think my paternal grandparents amoked a lot of weed back in the 40s. I have twin aunts named Orethia and Ophelia. They called them Rita and Phyllis. Orethia swore up and down she dated Lee Majors, so my uncle's wife said "does he ever ask about me?"
Orethia? They named your aunt after a person's pee hole? ;)
I'm going to hell for that one...
Tailwind
5/31/2006, 10:24 PM
Is that where they were conceived.
No, they were both concieved in Ajo, AZ. I think Mom was into reading Zane Grey at that time. :D
opksooner
5/31/2006, 10:29 PM
Latrina.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
5/31/2006, 10:33 PM
Orethia? They named your aunt after a person's pee hole? ;)
I'm going to hell for that one...Heh. Maybe they just didn't know the correct spelling.
I do wonder how people come up with stupid *** baby names though. I imagine the mom in the bathroom brushing her teeth one morning saying "Listrina. What a beautiful name."
GottaHavePride
5/31/2006, 11:34 PM
"Chlamydia! It sounds so pretty!"
Heh. Maybe they just didn't know the correct spelling.
I do wonder how people come up with stupid *** baby names though. I imagine the mom in the bathroom brushing her teeth one morning saying "Listrina. What a beautiful name."
Or using hairspray and saying "Aquannetta, What a beautiful name". :D
Abcde - pronounced Absedee
Dimple
Tequila
Lasagna
BlondeSoonerGirl
6/1/2006, 10:17 AM
I can't remember if I've posted this or not but my Grandmother has 4 sisters. Their names are:
Ruby, Opal, Pearl and Jewel.
My dear sweet Granny's name is...Nancy.
:mack:
You still have a grandma?
Go hug her.
Hurry.
BlondeSoonerGirl
6/1/2006, 10:48 AM
No - I lost her when I was 17.
:(
Or are you being a perv? Eeew...
When we informed my grandmother that we were naming our daughter Chloe, she responded, "Well that's not a white girl name."
I told her, "Thanks for the input. Juanita."
mdklatt
6/1/2006, 02:20 PM
I told her, "Thanks for the input. Juanita."
Oklahoma: The only place where women named Juanita are white. :D
mdklatt
6/1/2006, 02:21 PM
I know without a doubt that there's some poor little girl out there somewhere named Vagina ("Va-geena").
colleyvillesooner
6/1/2006, 02:22 PM
Went to elementary with a black girl named Senorita.
mdklatt
6/1/2006, 02:31 PM
Went to elementary with a black girl named Senorita.
I wonder if she'll change her name when she gets married.
HoserSooner
6/1/2006, 02:31 PM
Dixon Cider
No - I lost her when I was 17.
:(
Or are you being a perv? Eeew...
Ok, that was pretty funny.
Sicko.
Dixon Cider
My grandfather's name was Dixie (really).
Too bad his last name wasn't Rected.
Navaeh is the new fashionable girl name.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
6/1/2006, 03:16 PM
I can't remember if I've posted this or not but my Grandmother has 4 sisters. Their names are:
Ruby, Opal, Pearl and Jewel.
My dear sweet Granny's name is...Nancy.
:mack:Who did she **** off?
soonernation
6/1/2006, 03:31 PM
I know a guy that actually named his son Miller Lyte. I guess he thought if he spelled it Lite it would be weird.
mdklatt
6/1/2006, 03:44 PM
I know a guy that actually named his son Miller Lyte. I guess he thought if he spelled it Lite it would be weird.
Plenty of people already name their kids after where they were conceived, so somebody might as well name his kid after why he was conceived. :cool:
sanantoniosooner
6/1/2006, 05:54 PM
Am I the only one that contributed a real name of my own child?
LilSooner
6/1/2006, 05:57 PM
If I was to be a boy my mother was going to name me COLT.
As in http://bfcgroup.com/helluvatough/c45bigj2.jpg
LoyalFan
6/2/2006, 03:41 AM
Ima Hogg
Upon closer inspection...By God, I believe you are!
LF
LoyalFan
6/2/2006, 03:52 AM
Onr of my late mother's sisters (also deceased) was named Elgerine...we called her by a more normal nickname..."Swessie", uh, well.
In closing, I'd like to honor some parents and their offspring.
Mr and Mrs Conda and their lovely daughter Ana.
Comrade and Mrs Dropov and their daughter Yuri Ann.
(See: Past Soviet Leaders)
Dr and Mrs Gorick and son, Parry.
Never the *&%^$! mind.
LF
BajaOklahoma
6/2/2006, 04:36 AM
We had a boy at school named Jan - mom meant to name him Juan, but couldn't speel it correctly.
Another mom couldn't speel the child's last name correctly (wasn't married to the dad).
SOONER44EVER
6/2/2006, 06:45 AM
I've known some weirdly named people. Its funny how you remember their weird names years later.
Coffee Creamer - a girl in elementry school
Tooter Nelson - My Dr.'s son
Louis Nuttycomb
and the most unfortunate of all...............Jonathan Smallcock.
went to elementary school with a Tomorrow in Tulsa
sanantoniosooner
6/2/2006, 07:22 AM
went to elementary school with a Tomorrow in Tulsa
That was one weird kid.
He alway creeped in this petty place from day to day to the last syllable of recorded time.
sooner_born_1960
6/2/2006, 08:05 AM
Navaeh is the new fashionable girl name.
Nevaeh.
Nevaeh.
Yep, it's heaven backwards, my bad.
There was a doctor in Tulsa named Safety First, and I had a student named Rainwater Beaver.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
6/2/2006, 01:29 PM
Girl in my dance class when I was 4: Bubbles Dill
There was a girl in my elementary school named Cranberryhead Goobersmooch Buttsniffer.
I'm not kidding.
1stTimeCaller
6/2/2006, 01:35 PM
There was a girl in my elementary school named Cranberryhead Goobersmooch Buttsniffer.
I'm not kidding.
when did you change your name?
sanantoniosooner
6/2/2006, 05:06 PM
That was one weird kid.
He alway creeped in this petty place from day to day to the last syllable of recorded time.
:mad:
uncultured simpletons.
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