View Full Version : My newest colleague is a double whorn.
TUSooner
5/31/2006, 10:10 AM
The newest staff attorney went to el Universidad de Tejas for both undergrad and law skule. And she's a "big fan." Buhhhhhhh. I advised her of my Oklahoma credentials and said, "Remember that in October."
And - before anybody asks...
No pics.
Hawt? No, but cute enough ;)
I'm sure 98.27 % of SO males would hit it.
I'll let you know if I ever find it necessary to stab her with my letter opener.
That is all.
colleyvillesooner
5/31/2006, 10:16 AM
I had my first taste of "we won the NC" horn fans smack talk this weekend with a husband and wife. I told em good job on the NC, and "Just think, in 35 years, you, your kids and their kids will all be able to celebrate the next one together!":D
The wife just jumped straight to "Yeah, well, Jason White was bad in big games" :rolleyes:
It's like the last 5 years disappeared.
"Oh, yeah, we'll you only beat us 4 times in a row" Not quite.
"Oh yeah, before 2000, when was your last NC?" 1985, try again.
OCUDad
5/31/2006, 10:40 AM
Hawt? No, but cute enough ;)
I'm sure 98.27 % of SO males would hit it.What do you think would turn off the remaining 1.73%?
TUSooner
5/31/2006, 11:31 AM
What do you think would turn off the remaining 1.73%?
Maybe I'm too generous, but I figure 2% might hold back out of respect for marriage vows or sheer human decency. :D Based on more than 2 years hanging around here, I'd also say that less that 2% would have even half a chance at hitting it. :P
hmmmm. 2% x half a chance = ... n/m :rolleyes:
XingTheRubicon
5/31/2006, 11:35 AM
I had my first taste of "we won the NC" horn fans smack talk this weekend with a husband and wife. I told em good job on the NC, and "Just think, in 35 years, you, your kids and their kids will all be able to celebrate the next one together!":D
The wife just jumped straight to "Yeah, well, Jason White was bad in big games" :rolleyes:
It's like the last 5 years disappeared.
"Oh, yeah, we'll you only beat us 4 times in a row" Not quite.
"Oh yeah, before 2000, when was your last NC?" 1985, try again.
They've only had 5 months to learn what you've been living for decades. Hell, CVS, have a little compassion.
colleyvillesooner
5/31/2006, 11:46 AM
They've only had 5 months to learn what you've been living for decades. Hell, CVS, have a little compassion.
Heh, I wish I would have had their email so I could of sent them this pic:
http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/5083/notvince8ql.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
TexasLidig8r
5/31/2006, 12:31 PM
I had my first taste of "we won the NC" horn fans smack talk this weekend with a husband and wife. I told em good job on the NC, and "Just think, in 35 years, you, your kids and their kids will all be able to celebrate the next one together!":D
The wife just jumped straight to "Yeah, well, Jason White was bad in big games" :rolleyes:
It's like the last 5 years disappeared.
"Oh, yeah, we'll you only beat us 4 times in a row" Not quite.
"Oh yeah, before 2000, when was your last NC?" 1985, try again.
Dude.. you started the smack?
Obviously, you're not getting the cream of the crop of new hires down in NOLA right now.
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