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GottaHavePride
5/29/2006, 10:49 PM
Expecting some tasty caramel in there and theres all cherries and junk. Guh.
slickdawg
5/29/2006, 10:50 PM
That sucks azz, doesn't it? CARAMEL!!!! PECANS!!! PEANUTS!!!
Not freakin' fruit!
bri
5/29/2006, 10:53 PM
Chocolate-covered strawberries = teh rule

Close second: chocolate-covered cordial cherries. :D
GottaHavePride
5/29/2006, 10:56 PM
Yeah, but I'm talking about an innocent squarish piece of chocolate hiding in the midst of other squarish pieces of chocolate, but this one was a treacherous fruity chocolate! I was ambushed!
Tailwind
5/29/2006, 11:25 PM
That's one way to get you to eat your fruit.
BajaOklahoma
5/29/2006, 11:29 PM
GHP, are you going to get Gonzo's bathroom floor finished THIS summer?
Melo
5/29/2006, 11:31 PM
Chocolate-covered strawberries = teh rule

Close second: chocolate-covered cordial cherries. :D

Amen.
GottaHavePride
5/29/2006, 11:35 PM
GHP, are you going to get Gonzo's bathroom floor finished THIS summer?

Her floor was not my job - plus, hers is going to be way more difficult than mine was. My floor was just bare floor with only one toilet to work around. Her bathroow has a pedestal sink and you have to either work around the pedestal and three pipes through the floor, or remove the sink, still work around the three pipes and toilet with the tile, and then fix the pipes so they'll connect with the newly raised sink. Basically, I need some help from someone better at this than I am, and that's my mom. She was supposed to come down last Thanksgiving break to help, but the tile's been sitting in our garage since then.
BajaOklahoma
5/29/2006, 11:53 PM
Typical son, blame it on Mom! :P
GottaHavePride
5/29/2006, 11:56 PM
Well, considering we also need to strip and re-do the walls in that room I'm not about to do all that myself unless someone's going to pay me for all the time it will take me to do it alone.

Plus, our mom's dad was a carpenter - she's used to this sort of stuff. ;)
Melo
5/29/2006, 11:56 PM
Typical son, blame it on Mom! :P

Thats what moms are FOR!
booomer
5/30/2006, 12:12 AM
Whoever created this image.....

http://f5.putfile.com/5/14901103938.gif
bri
5/30/2006, 12:12 AM
Plus, our mom's dad was a carpenter - she's used to this sort of stuff. ;)

Was he a Jewish carpenter? 'Cause if he was, maybe that Dan Brown guy was right after all...:D
GottaHavePride
5/30/2006, 12:15 AM
No, he was an Irish carpenter.
bri
5/30/2006, 12:24 AM
Ah...the O'Riley Code.

:D
proud gonzo
5/30/2006, 10:31 AM
damn. ymssr
soonerbrat
5/30/2006, 10:34 AM
hidden fruit in squarish chocolates = yuck

chocolate fountain with strawberries, bananas, pineapple = yum
Beef
5/30/2006, 10:42 AM
hidden fruit in squarish chocolates = yuck

chocolate fountain with strippers and hookers = yum
Fixed.
Viking Kitten
5/30/2006, 10:49 AM
Ya hillbillies ever tried one of these bad boys? Ummm. Dee-lish.

http://www.ukstudentlife.com/Travel/Tours/England/York/TerrysChocolateOrange.jpg
soonerbrat
5/30/2006, 10:50 AM
one. track. mind.
BeetDigger
5/30/2006, 11:11 AM
Chocolate should contain only nuts, caramels or coconut. For night time pleasure, it can be used to cover female body parts. Fruit should be eaten sans chocolate covering. And that goes for strawberries, which are best eaten after a drink of champagne.
Viking Kitten
5/30/2006, 11:15 AM
Chocolate should contain only nuts, caramels or coconut. For night time pleasure, it can be used to cover female body parts. Fruit should be eaten sans chocolate covering. And that goes for strawberries, which are best eaten after a drink of champagne.

This post just creeps me out on so many levels. Kudos!
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
5/30/2006, 03:48 PM
Ya hillbillies ever tried one of these bad boys? Ummm. Dee-lish.

http://www.ukstudentlife.com/Travel/Tours/England/York/TerrysChocolateOrange.jpgYes, I was going to buy them as Christmas gifts in 2004 before the GameThatWeDareNotMention. Evidently everyone else has the same idea.