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Beano's Fourth Chin
5/29/2006, 01:25 PM
http://www.local6.com/news/9283707/detail.html?taf=orlpn


A gynecologist at The Villages community near Orlando, Fla., said she treats more cases of herpes and the human papilloma virus in the retirement community than she did in the city of Miami.

A doctor blamed Viagra, a lack of sex education and no risk for pregnancy for the spike in sexually transmitted diseases at The Villages.

StoopTroup
5/29/2006, 01:31 PM
Heh.

Business is good?

yermom
5/29/2006, 01:45 PM
what's a little Herpes or Cervical Cancer when you are 80?

or even HIV?

that's pretty crazy

noleamite
5/29/2006, 02:09 PM
http://www.local6.com/news/9283707/detail.html?taf=orlpn

LOL...I was eating a turkey sandwich..and watchin the local new lastnight (I live in orlando) That story came on..and i damn near earl'd. The story sited VIAGRA as being the primary culprit! I think it has to do with grannies getting tit jobs as well. What sick freaking world we live in! When you turn 65 it should be mandatory that you hand your genitalia to the Govt!:rolleyes:

jk the sooner fan
5/29/2006, 02:48 PM
i guess the old saying "grandpa wants to build a house but aint got no nails" no longer holds true...

picasso
5/29/2006, 02:56 PM
I think Homey already touched on this. just hope he doesn't touch me.

Tailwind
5/29/2006, 04:18 PM
LOL...I was eating a turkey sandwich..and watchin the local new lastnight (I live in orlando) That story came on..and i damn near earl'd. The story sited VIAGRA as being the primary culprit! I think it has to do with grannies getting tit jobs as well. What sick freaking world we live in! When you turn 65 it should be mandatory that you hand your genitalia to the Govt!:rolleyes:
I'm pretty sure that when you reach that age bracket, you'll change what's left of your mind. :D

Tailwind
5/29/2006, 04:24 PM
:D In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic
name.
For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen Amoxil is also call
Amoxicillin
and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course,
Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable
for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour
himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it
gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good
old-fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the
name of: MOUNT & DO
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants
and Viagra today than on Alzheimers research. This means that by 2040,
there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge
erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

dolemitesooner
5/29/2006, 05:23 PM
Sweet so If I move to flordia the old ladies will let me hit it...ALL MY DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE

Rogue
5/29/2006, 09:11 PM
Good for the elderly that are gettin' some! Those that know me know that I'm not much of an apologist for the drug companies, but blaming Viagra for senior STDs is like blaming beer for teenage pregnancy. It stands to reason that if folks live longer lives there are going to be major adjustments to how we view the last stagest of life. Some academics are adding life stages to their theories of human development. Octa(octo?)-generians are the norm for now. The boomers are right behind them all full of fruit smoothies, herbal preservatives, botox, and silicone. These plastic people are going to be living a long damn time I tell ya. And they are horny.