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olevetonahill
5/28/2006, 08:55 AM
Do not stay up all night drinking and Gambling
Then get out and run Power tools ;)
Less your Damn good Like Me :D

Flagstaffsooner
5/28/2006, 08:57 AM
Booze and power saws should not be used in the same 8 hour period.

olevetonahill
5/28/2006, 09:03 AM
truDat But Im gonna finish installing these windows
10 More cuts and a few Brads with the Brad nailer Im Done :cool:

Okla-homey
5/28/2006, 09:37 AM
ol vet's local newspaper report someday:


Members of the household stated "Ol Vet" had consumed a large quantity of alcohol before he accidentally cut off all four fingers of his left hand with a table saw while working on an ongoing home improvement project.

There is evidence he had also disabled the tool's safety fence in order to save time. Medical staff at the Regional Medical Center were unsuccessful in re-attaching the severed fingers because family pets carried away three of them and the fourth was stepped-on and ruined by the victim as he staggered around the workshop shouting expletives in the wake of the accident.

olevetonahill
5/28/2006, 09:41 AM
Close Homey
But I damn near got er done now
I only have 1 pet, Brat dint let me have her cat :(
And Im still waiting on the Bird from jerk :cool:
If I dont finish it now I wont for another 2 weeks ;)

olevetonahill
5/28/2006, 09:43 AM
Oh the only didget Ive ever cut off was My thumb on the Right hand :eek:
Hurt like a Beatch ;)

Flagstaffsooner
5/28/2006, 10:38 AM
Oh the only didget Ive ever cut off was My thumb on the Right hand :eek:
Hurt like a Beatch ;)We have a lot in common.

olevetonahill
5/28/2006, 10:40 AM
We have a lot in common.
Besides being Crazy ? ;)

Flagstaffsooner
5/28/2006, 10:41 AM
That too.

olevetonahill
5/28/2006, 10:41 AM
A few more cuts and this puppy is in the bag ;)
Im on Beer brake now lol

SoonerWood
5/28/2006, 11:37 AM
I hope your at least wearing safety glasses.

I made one small cut with my table saw once and mid-cut I realized I didn't have my glasses on and ended up putting two splinters into my right eye. I spent the next two weeks going to my eye doctor before I could see out of it again.

dolemitesooner
5/28/2006, 11:41 AM
BEER AND POWER TOOLS WER MADE FOR EACH OTHER ......ARGGGHHH

proud gonzo
5/28/2006, 01:00 PM
truDat But Im gonna finish installing these windows
10 More cuts and a few Brads with the Brad nailer Im Done :cool:
which one?

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/05/03/jolie_narrowweb__200x221,1.jpghttp://www.born-today.com/Today/pix/aniston_jennifer.jpg

walkoffsooner
5/28/2006, 05:48 PM
You can power tools without drinking?

StoopTroup
5/28/2006, 05:51 PM
He said "Tool".
http://cristal.inria.fr/~harley/ecdl3/pics/butthead.gif

noleamite
5/28/2006, 08:18 PM
which one?

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/05/03/jolie_narrowweb__200x221,1.jpghttp://www.born-today.com/Today/pix/aniston_jennifer.jpg


I will take one of each. ;)

OUinFLA
5/28/2006, 09:41 PM
I dont know what y'all are so worried about?
This is olevets idea of a power saw:

http://shop.btcv.org.uk/upload/images/standard/133_T50.jpg

and here's his brad nailer:
http://www.madlantern.com/clipart/clips/construction/hammer.gif

these tools work better with beer.

olevetonahill
5/29/2006, 01:13 PM
I dont know what y'all are so worried about?
This is olevets idea of a power saw:

http://shop.btcv.org.uk/upload/images/standard/133_T50.jpg

and here's his brad nailer:
http://www.madlantern.com/clipart/clips/construction/hammer.gif

these tools work better with beer.

YMSSRA :D