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Okla-homey
5/27/2006, 05:46 PM
STD's on the rise. Meemaw and Paw-paw going at it like a couple of jackrabbits on a date.

There's an angle here for a savvy condom marketeer.


STDs Running Rampant In Retirement Community
Doctor Blames Viagra, Lack Of Sex Education

POSTED: 12:26 am EDT May 27, 2006
UPDATED: 2:12 am EDT May 27, 2006

Doctors said sexually transmitted diseases among senior citizens are running rampant at a popular Central Florida retirement community, according to a Local 6 News report.

A gynecologist at The Villages community near Orlando, Fla., said she treats more cases of herpes and the human papilloma virus in the retirement community than she did in the city of Miami.

"Yeah, they are very shocked (to hear the diagnosis)," gynecologist Dr. Colleen McQuade said. "I had a patient in her 80s."

"More and more senior citizens are ending up in the gynecologist office, and their diagnosis is a sexually transmitted disease," Local 6 reporter Vanessa Medina said.

Local 6 featured Louis Franklin, age 77, who used to date in the community at least three times a week.

"I have had a better sex life since I have been here than I have ever had," Franklin said. "I know there are things going around."

A doctor blamed Viagra, a lack of sex education and no risk for pregnancy for the spike in sexually transmitted diseases at The Villages.

"All I can repeat are the things I have heard which are things like, 'Should I bring the little blue pills over tonight?'" community singles group president Richard Matwyshen said.

Tailwind
5/27/2006, 05:58 PM
Ah, so there is hope for the future! good to know. :D

King Crimson
5/27/2006, 06:00 PM
man, those "Villages" commercials are on all the time on sports on network TV here in Denver.

tulsaoilerfan
5/27/2006, 08:12 PM
That's scary to think that granny and grandpa are still getting after it

Tailwind
5/27/2006, 08:59 PM
Scarier to think that you'll still have urges and not be able to do anything about them.

SoonerInKCMO
5/27/2006, 09:00 PM
"I have had a better sex life since I have been here than I have ever had,"

Aw, hell yeah. I'm putting myself in a home next week! \m/\m/