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bri
5/26/2006, 10:25 PM
I'll find 'im for three...but I'll catch him, and kill him, for TEN... (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060526/ap_on_re_us/hammerhead_record_8) :D
GottaHavePride
5/26/2006, 10:29 PM
60 days to determine if it's a new record? That is going to be one stanky-*** shark by then.
bri
5/26/2006, 10:31 PM
Well, they just can't perform some half-*ssed autopsy on some fish. And I, for one, am not going to stand here and watch that little Kitner boy spill out all over the dock!
GottaHavePride
5/26/2006, 10:31 PM
:D
StoopTroup
5/26/2006, 10:59 PM
Never fish naked.


"It's fun hooking them, but if you get too close, they will bite," Dennis said. "And whatever they bite, they will bite off."
bri
5/26/2006, 11:02 PM
The thing about a shark, StoopTroup, is that he's got dead eyes, black eyes...almost like a doll's eyes. He don't even seem to be livin'...until he bites you, and those black eyes roll over white...ohhh, and then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'....
StoopTroup
5/26/2006, 11:04 PM
I hear ya...

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/sharkattack/hotsciencesharks/images/vision.jpeghttp://www.stargods.org/LisaMTV.jpg
proud gonzo
5/26/2006, 11:10 PM
Show me the way to go home.
StoopTroup
5/26/2006, 11:14 PM
Show me the way to go home.
Find this door....

http://wolfsdencrafts.com/uploads/FishStories.JPG
SCOUT
5/26/2006, 11:44 PM
The last time I used a 25 lbs stingray for bait I didn't catch crap. Of course, that was in Lake Texoma so that might have contributed.
bri
5/26/2006, 11:51 PM
Show me the way to go home.

I'm tired and I wanna go to bed...
proud gonzo
5/27/2006, 12:04 AM
I had a little drink about an hour ago and it went right to my head
bri
5/27/2006, 12:08 AM
wherever I may roam, by land or sea or foam...
proud gonzo
5/27/2006, 12:36 AM
dun-dun dun-dun dun-dun dun-dun....
LoyalFan
5/27/2006, 08:43 AM
dun-dun dun-dun dun-dun dun-dun....

OMG! The Great White Fiddle! Everyone out of the auditorium...NOW!
And, uh...remain calm.

LF
Okla-homey
5/27/2006, 09:32 AM
Here's to swimmin' with bowlegged wimmen'
bri
5/27/2006, 10:13 AM
I see you brung yer rubbers, Chief!
StoopTroup
5/27/2006, 10:17 AM
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Video/060526/n_shark_caught_060526.300w.jpg

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12977325/
Boarder
5/27/2006, 10:56 AM
Hoo-PER!


I don't have to take this abuse much longer!
bri
5/27/2006, 11:34 AM
Smile, you son of a BITCH!
jk the sooner fan
5/27/2006, 11:38 AM
the shark took the boat for a 12 mile drag

incredible
bri
5/27/2006, 11:41 AM
And that, folks, is why I'm not a shark fisherman.

Oh, and because I don't want this to happen:

http://www.ecranlarge.com/images/dvd/tests/dentsmer_critique7.jpg
Scott D
5/27/2006, 12:20 PM
And that, folks, is why I'm not a shark fisherman.

Oh, and because I don't want this to happen:

http://www.ecranlarge.com/images/dvd/tests/dentsmer_critique7.jpg

to be pwned by a french website? :D
bri
5/27/2006, 12:40 PM
EXACTLY.

Goddamn Frogs...:mad:
SoonerInFla
5/27/2006, 03:12 PM
We caught a hammerhead one night. We were all drunked up so we cut it open to look for license plates and such. A bunch of baby hammerheads plopped out so we kiced em off the dock. They swam off.