Should I send them my resume?

[GottaHavePride]

Principal Trombone, Israel Philharmonic.

To audition, I would have to go to Tel Aviv.

To accept the job I would have to move to Israel.

[OUinFLA]

do you own a flak jacket?
can you play in it?

[Stanley1]

durka durka?

[BajaOklahoma]

Are you Jewish?

[olevetonahill]

do you want the Damn job ?

[Octavian]

you only live once...trust your gut

[Tailwind]

No.

[GottaHavePride]

Heh. I'm thinking no. I wouldn't really want to move over there. I just thought it was funny that the job opening was listed. ;)

[GottaHavePride]

Whoa! Sweet! The Royal Scottish National Orchestra's top trombone job is open. Talk about one I'd have no shot of winning. I can't even speak Scottish. ;)

[Tailwind]

Can anybody?

[Octavian]

fkin hillbilly. :D

[Scott D]

Whoa! Sweet! The Royal Scottish National Orchestra's top trombone job is open. Talk about one I'd have no shot of winning. I can't even speak Scottish. ;)

good thing they speak English there.....with just a wee bit of gaelic thrown in for confusion :)

[GottaHavePride]

Well sure, officially, but I defy anyone to show me that a man from Glasgow can actually speak English. ;)

[Scott D]

Well sure, officially, but I defy anyone to show me that a man from Glasgow can actually speak English. ;)

if it makes you feel better, they don't consider what you speak to be actual English either :)

[OCUDad]

Whoa! Sweet! The Royal Scottish National Orchestra's top trombone job is open. Talk about one I'd have no shot of winning. I can't even speak Scottish. ;)Go for it. You'd look sweet in one of them there kilt thingies.

[Tailwind]

if it makes you feel better, they don't consider what you speak to be actual English either :)
I don't know about the rest of you, but I speak American.

[Scott D]

I don't know about the rest fo you, but I speak American.

You be a speaker of American or Yank, depending on where you are in the isles...or so my coworker tells me.

[Tailwind]

Go for it. You'd look sweet in one of them there kilt thingies.
Kilts are hot. Woowee!:D

[Tailwind]

You be a speaker of American or Yank, depending on where you are in the isles...or so my coworker tells me.
Works for me. The English talk funny. And they spell funny too.:P

[OCUDad]

I don't know about the rest of you, but I speak American.Pay attention -- you are not allowed to use the word "American."

[Octavian]

and guys wearing anything but pants leads to the downfall of society ;)

[Tailwind]

Heh...that's just stupid. (Not you, the spreaders of that nonsense. ) Gah! Can we no longer take pride in our own damn country?

[Scott D]

Works for me. The English talk funny. And they spell funny too.:P

heh....I read an interesting tidbit about lingusitic differences between Ireland/Scotland and Wales/Britain extending back to when they all spoke Gaelic....the Irish/Scottish tended to use the variant that relied heavily on 'q' and the Welsh/Britons tended to use the variant that relied heavily on 'p'.

[Tailwind]

and guys wearing anything but pants leads to the downfall of society ;)
Um....yeah. Kilts are still hot.:D

[Tailwind]

And this year, at the Celtic Festival, I am supplying Kilt-lifter Ale. Ah, the sights to behold!

[Scott D]

Pay attention -- you are not allowed to use the word "American."

sir, that tripe has been debunked.

[Tailwind]

heh....I read an interesting tidbit about lingusitic differences between Ireland/Scotland and Wales/Britain extending back to when they all spoke Gaelic....the Irish/Scottish tended to use the variant that relied heavily on 'q' and the Welsh/Britons tended to use the variant that relied heavily on 'p'.
Interesting. I would've just had to smile and nod, not being able to understand any of them. :O

[proud gonzo]

:les: STOP AUDITIONING FOR JOBS YOU COULD NEVER TAKE EVEN IF YOU WON THEM!!!

[Octavian]

Um....yeah.

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=70111

[Tailwind]

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=70111
Pure silliness. Society sucks because no-one will do it my way.:rolleyes:

[critical_phil]

Are you Jewish?


naw, i just don't dig on swine, that's all............

[critical_phil]

Um....yeah. Kilts are still hot.:D


already on my birthday wish list: the utilikilt

http://www.silascrews.com/images/utilikilt.jpg

[GottaHavePride]

:les: STOP AUDITIONING FOR JOBS YOU COULD NEVER TAKE EVEN IF YOU WON THEM!!!
Watchu talkin' bout, Willis?

If I won a job in Scotland I just wouldn't even come back. ;)

[Tailwind]

already on my birthday wish list: the utilikilt

http://www.silascrews.com/images/utilikilt.jpg
Pure hottness. :D

[critical_phil]

Pure hottness. :D


my brother is a pool builder and wears these on the job site. his company name:


http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/5/kiltbuilt23bk.jpg