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GottaHavePride
5/26/2006, 09:53 PM
Principal Trombone, Israel Philharmonic.
To audition, I would have to go to Tel Aviv.
To accept the job I would have to move to Israel.
OUinFLA
5/26/2006, 10:01 PM
do you own a flak jacket?
can you play in it?
Stanley1
5/26/2006, 10:02 PM
durka durka?
BajaOklahoma
5/26/2006, 10:04 PM
Are you Jewish?
olevetonahill
5/26/2006, 10:05 PM
do you want the Damn job ?
Octavian
5/26/2006, 10:07 PM
you only live once...trust your gut
Tailwind
5/26/2006, 10:15 PM
No.
GottaHavePride
5/26/2006, 10:20 PM
Heh. I'm thinking no. I wouldn't really want to move over there. I just thought it was funny that the job opening was listed. ;)
GottaHavePride
5/26/2006, 10:23 PM
Whoa! Sweet! The Royal Scottish National Orchestra's top trombone job is open. Talk about one I'd have no shot of winning. I can't even speak Scottish. ;)
Tailwind
5/26/2006, 10:25 PM
Can anybody?
Octavian
5/26/2006, 10:25 PM
fkin hillbilly. :D
Scott D
5/26/2006, 10:30 PM
Whoa! Sweet! The Royal Scottish National Orchestra's top trombone job is open. Talk about one I'd have no shot of winning. I can't even speak Scottish. ;)
good thing they speak English there.....with just a wee bit of gaelic thrown in for confusion :)
GottaHavePride
5/26/2006, 10:30 PM
Well sure, officially, but I defy anyone to show me that a man from Glasgow can actually speak English. ;)
Scott D
5/26/2006, 10:32 PM
Well sure, officially, but I defy anyone to show me that a man from Glasgow can actually speak English. ;)
if it makes you feel better, they don't consider what you speak to be actual English either :)
OCUDad
5/26/2006, 10:35 PM
Whoa! Sweet! The Royal Scottish National Orchestra's top trombone job is open. Talk about one I'd have no shot of winning. I can't even speak Scottish. ;)Go for it. You'd look sweet in one of them there kilt thingies.
Tailwind
5/26/2006, 10:37 PM
if it makes you feel better, they don't consider what you speak to be actual English either :)
I don't know about the rest of you, but I speak American.
Scott D
5/26/2006, 10:38 PM
I don't know about the rest fo you, but I speak American.
You be a speaker of American or Yank, depending on where you are in the isles...or so my coworker tells me.
Tailwind
5/26/2006, 10:39 PM
Go for it. You'd look sweet in one of them there kilt thingies.
Kilts are hot. Woowee!:D
Tailwind
5/26/2006, 10:40 PM
You be a speaker of American or Yank, depending on where you are in the isles...or so my coworker tells me.
Works for me. The English talk funny. And they spell funny too.:P
OCUDad
5/26/2006, 10:40 PM
I don't know about the rest of you, but I speak American.Pay attention -- you are not allowed to use the word "American."
Octavian
5/26/2006, 10:42 PM
and guys wearing anything but pants leads to the downfall of society ;)
Tailwind
5/26/2006, 10:42 PM
Heh...that's just stupid. (Not you, the spreaders of that nonsense. ) Gah! Can we no longer take pride in our own damn country?
Scott D
5/26/2006, 10:43 PM
Works for me. The English talk funny. And they spell funny too.:P
heh....I read an interesting tidbit about lingusitic differences between Ireland/Scotland and Wales/Britain extending back to when they all spoke Gaelic....the Irish/Scottish tended to use the variant that relied heavily on 'q' and the Welsh/Britons tended to use the variant that relied heavily on 'p'.
Tailwind
5/26/2006, 10:43 PM
and guys wearing anything but pants leads to the downfall of society ;)
Um....yeah. Kilts are still hot.:D
Tailwind
5/26/2006, 10:44 PM
And this year, at the Celtic Festival, I am supplying Kilt-lifter Ale. Ah, the sights to behold!
Scott D
5/26/2006, 10:45 PM
Pay attention -- you are not allowed to use the word "American."
sir, that tripe has been debunked.
Tailwind
5/26/2006, 10:50 PM
heh....I read an interesting tidbit about lingusitic differences between Ireland/Scotland and Wales/Britain extending back to when they all spoke Gaelic....the Irish/Scottish tended to use the variant that relied heavily on 'q' and the Welsh/Britons tended to use the variant that relied heavily on 'p'.
Interesting. I would've just had to smile and nod, not being able to understand any of them. :O
proud gonzo
5/26/2006, 10:50 PM
:les: STOP AUDITIONING FOR JOBS YOU COULD NEVER TAKE EVEN IF YOU WON THEM!!!
Octavian
5/26/2006, 10:50 PM
Um....yeah.
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=70111
Tailwind
5/26/2006, 10:53 PM
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=70111
Pure silliness. Society sucks because no-one will do it my way.:rolleyes:
critical_phil
5/26/2006, 10:55 PM
Are you Jewish?
naw, i just don't dig on swine, that's all............
critical_phil
5/26/2006, 10:58 PM
Um....yeah. Kilts are still hot.:D
already on my birthday wish list: the utilikilt
http://www.silascrews.com/images/utilikilt.jpg
GottaHavePride
5/26/2006, 11:35 PM
:les: STOP AUDITIONING FOR JOBS YOU COULD NEVER TAKE EVEN IF YOU WON THEM!!!
Watchu talkin' bout, Willis?
If I won a job in Scotland I just wouldn't even come back. ;)
Tailwind
5/26/2006, 11:38 PM
already on my birthday wish list: the utilikilt
http://www.silascrews.com/images/utilikilt.jpg
Pure hottness. :D
critical_phil
5/26/2006, 11:49 PM
Pure hottness. :D
my brother is a pool builder and wears these on the job site. his company name:
http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/5/kiltbuilt23bk.jpg
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