Nebraska judge give molester probabtion cause he's too short for prison

[royalfan5]

http://www.omaha.com/index.php?u_pg=1638&u_sid=2177774
And people wonder why I want to give western Nebraska to Wyoming. This is the same county where their county attorney got nailed for nailing underaged girls last year.

[mdklatt]

This is the same county where their county attorney got nailed for nailing underaged girls last year.

This sentence makes my brain hurt.

[Taxman71]

It makes me make noisy noises where my thinker thinks.

[Flagstaffsooner]

And people wonder why I want to give western Nebraska to Wyoming. If you gave away all of the crappy parts of Nebraska to other states you would end up with a state the size of Callahans brain.

[royalfan5]

If you gave away all of the crappy parts of Nebraska to other states you would end up with a state the size of Callahans brain.
There's crappy and then there's Western Nebraska.