PDA

View Full Version : Friday. Joke.



soonerbrat
5/26/2006, 12:40 PM
Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said:

"Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go, Dave."

But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering:

"Dave...............................

Dave.....................

Dave...........

You're a Veterinarian, you sick bastard".

Tailwind
5/26/2006, 12:42 PM
Oh. My. God!

White House Boy
5/26/2006, 12:45 PM
Stoopid aggie.

soonerbrat
5/26/2006, 12:55 PM
he HAD to be a Pokie state grad

slickdawg
5/26/2006, 12:56 PM
funny joke brat!

Sooner in Tampa
5/26/2006, 01:02 PM
straight outta Stoolwater

mdklatt
5/26/2006, 01:21 PM
You're a Veterinarian, you sick bastard.

:stunned:

BeetDigger
5/26/2006, 01:36 PM
I don't get it. Is it wrong to sleep with people who only eat vegetables?

mdklatt
5/26/2006, 01:40 PM
I don't get it. Is it wrong to sleep with people who only eat vegatables?

I won't get involved with anybody that refuses to eat sausage. :texan: