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Penguin
5/26/2006, 10:53 AM
A skeeter must have got me a little too close to the nether regions. The best way for me to reach it is thru my zipper.


Co-workers are beginning to stare.
etouffee
5/26/2006, 10:55 AM
reminds me of the beavis and butthead episode when beavis got jockitch, and was working at burger world, furiously scratching his sack with the spatula that he was flipping burgers with.
etouffee
5/26/2006, 10:56 AM
do you, by chance, have a spatula handy?
White House Boy
5/26/2006, 11:02 AM
Sounds like you may have pediculosis pubis.
Howzit
5/26/2006, 11:04 AM
You got the crabs from jaux. Dinchoo?
1stTimeCaller
5/26/2006, 11:08 AM
need any help?
Penguin
5/26/2006, 11:09 AM
I'm slapping on some Vaseline. I heard that helps relieve itchiness.


This feels sooooo good.
handcrafted
5/26/2006, 11:15 AM
I'm slapping on some Vaseline. I heard that helps relieve itchiness.


This feels sooooo good.

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BlondeSoonerGirl
5/26/2006, 11:16 AM
I'm slapping on some Vaseline. I heard that helps relieve itchiness.


This feels sooooo good.



*puts on safety glasses*
OUDoc
5/26/2006, 11:17 AM
I'm slapping on some Vaseline. I heard that helps relieve itchiness.


This feels sooooo good.
Now try it on your leg.
stoops the eternal pimp
5/26/2006, 11:19 AM
the other leg
Penguin
5/26/2006, 11:37 AM
The itchiness must be right on a nerve or something. It's shooting down to my foot.

I'm wondering if it would be OK to remove my pants for easy access.
BlondeSoonerGirl
5/26/2006, 11:38 AM
It's shooting down to my foot.

NOW we're getting somewhere...:mack:
OUDoc
5/26/2006, 11:42 AM
I'm wondering if it would be OK to remove my pants for easy access.
Sure. You want me to fax a script to make it a doctor's order?
Penguin
5/26/2006, 11:54 AM
Sure. You want me to fax a script to make it a doctor's order?

Yes! That would be great! Could you also say that I require a raise to help reduce my stress?
White House Boy
5/26/2006, 12:10 PM
http://www.gata.edu.tr/dahilibilimler/infeksiyon/resimler/PEDICULOSIS/PEDICULOSIS_PHTHIRUS_PUBIS_.JPG
Flagstaffsooner
5/26/2006, 12:25 PM
Sure. You want me to fax a script to make it a doctor's order?Hey Doc, while you're at it slap me over one.:cool:
http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/methaqualone/images/methaqualone_summary1.jpg
OUDoc
5/26/2006, 12:56 PM
Hey Doc, while you're at it slap me over one.:cool:
http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/methaqualone/images/methaqualone_summary1.jpg
Had to look up whether it was even made anymore. It is. In Canada. See what Hoser can do for you. It's a Schedule I drug here.


Schedule I. -

(A) The drug or other substance has a high potential for abuse.

(B) The drug or other substance has no currently accepted medical use in treatment in the United States.

(C) There is a lack of accepted safety for use of the drug or other substance under medical supervision.
handcrafted
5/26/2006, 01:45 PM
People on 'ludes should not drive.
handcrafted
5/26/2006, 01:47 PM
The itchiness must be right on a nerve or something. It's shooting down to my foot.

I'm wondering if it would be OK to remove my pants for easy access.

Make sure you do it in front of your co-workers. It's fun being a defendant in a sexual harassment lawsuit.

Of course, you might also blind everyone, in which case you could get fired for workplace violence. :D
OUinFLA
5/26/2006, 02:28 PM
People on 'ludes should not drive.


People on 'ludes dont care who drives.
Penguin
5/26/2006, 03:41 PM
Itch update:

The leg still itches, but itching intensity has decreased by 30%. I am now able to ignore the itch.



Now, I can't find my pants.
OUDoc
5/26/2006, 07:22 PM
I have misplaced my pants.

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