Suicide Notes

[Czar Soonerov]

http://www.well.com/~art/suicidenotes.html

Not to bring everybody down or anything....

[colleyvillesooner]

Single female, age 21

My dearest Andrew,

It seems as if I have been spending all my life apologizing to you for things that happened whether they were my fault or not.

I am enclosing your pin because I want you to think of what you took from me every time you see it.

I don't want you to think I would kill myself over you because you're not worth any emotion at all. It is what you cost me that hurts and nothing can replace it.



That would suck.

Thanks for the downer Car :(

[SoonerInKCMO]

Kids. :rolleyes:

[walkoffsooner]

I read them. I'am really going to miss you guys.

[proud gonzo]

weird. and what exactly were you looking for that you found a webpage of suicide notes?

[jk the sooner fan]

wish i had kept copies of some of the ones i collected at scenes......a few were doozies

[bri]

Dude, you messed up the link. It's spelled "m-y-s-p-a-c-e". :D

[Tailwind]

Thanks. A little light, uplifting post-prandial reading is sure to make my night so much the better.

[Melo]

Dude, you messed up the link. It's spelled "m-y-s-p-a-c-e". :D

:D

[bri]

DEATH IS MY BITCH LOVER!!!!!

[tbl]

What a bunch of pathetic, selfish, losers. Don't think I'm insensitive. I've had one of my good friends (17 years old - killed himself over a girl), one of my best friends (groomsman at my wedding - accidentally OD'd while his girlfriend was 8 months pregnant), a step-dad (I was 8 and he was messed up in the head from prison), and my real Dad (I was 14 and he was about to go back to prison), all kill themselves, and it just strengthens my stance on the issue. Looking through those letters you can see the bitterness and selfishness seething through them, even some that try to pass it off as being sad.

BTW, don't get to know me too well or marry my Mom. ;)

[jk the sooner fan]

suicide is the ultimate act of selfishness

[tbl]

I have used that exact phrase, many many times.

[jk the sooner fan]

i've investigated about 40 of em.....only 2 of those were women, every single male case (minus one) was over a woman

i'll never understand why men kill themselves over women when there's so much tail in the world....oh well

[yermom]

Dr. Dre said it best

bitches ain't ****

[Jimminy Crimson]

just lost a friend to suicide this past week :(

[soonerhubs]

I feel for the friends and family members. For those involved... do you find that it's usually a symptom of mental instability/depression? or are those not the majority of cases?

[picasso]

it's a sad sad deal but they fail to think of how their actions will affect those close to them. quite selfish IMO.

[jk the sooner fan]

its not always depression

many times its the inability to cope with normal life stresses, often times its an act of agression to "show the other person", there are lots of reasons outside depression

[Scott D]

B****es ain't s*** but ho's and tricks...so lick on deez n**z and suck da ****

:eek: old school ;)

[SicEmBaylor]

Through early morning fog I see
visions of the things to be
the pains that are withheld for me
I realize and I can see...

That suicide is painless
it brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.

I try to find a way to make
all our little joys relate
without that ever-present hate
but now I know that it's to late, and...

The game of life is hard to play
I'm going to lose it anyway
the losing card I'll someday lay
so this is all I have to say

The only way to win is cheat
and lay it down before I'm beat
and to another give my seat
for that's the only painless feat

The sword of time will pierce our skins
it doesn't hurt when it begins
but as it works its way on in
the pain grows stronger...watch it grin but...

A brave man once requested me
to answer questions that are key
is it to be or not to be
and I replied 'oh why ask me?'

'Cause suicide is painless
it brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please

...and you can do the same thing if you please.

[Scott D]

Dr. Dre said it best

bitches ain't ****

I disagree, Ice Cube said it best :D

A bitch is a bitch (bitch)
So if I'm poor or rich (word up)
I talk in the exact same pitch
Now the title bitch don't apply to all women
But all women have a little bitch in 'em (yeah)
It's like a disease that's plagues their character
Takin' the women of America (yeah)
And it starts with a letter B
It makes a girl like that think she better than me (bitch)
See, some get mad and some just bury
But, yo, if the shoe fits wear it (wear it)
It makes 'em go deaf in the ear
That's why when you say 'hi' she won't say 'hi'
Are you the kind that think you're too damn fly?
Bitch eat **** 'n die (ha, ha)
Ice cube comin' at you at crazy pitch
(Why?) I think a bitch is a bitch

[MamaMia]

A buddy of mine shot himself over a girl. I had loaned him my moms antique buffet. He needed it for a special social event he was planning. I had my grandmothers. After he shot himself his family from Nebraska refused to give my buffet back to me. :(

[SicEmBaylor]

A buddy of mine shot himself over a girl. I had loaned him my moms antique buffet. He needed it for a special social event he was planning. I had my grandmothers. After he shot himself his family from Nebraska refused to give my buffet back to me. :(

lol, well you always gotta keep the true tragedies in perspective. :D

[MamaMia]

lol, well you always gotta keep the true tragedies in perspective. :D
Exactly, he should have returned my buffet before he shot himself. May he rest in peace.

[Jimminy Crimson]

Let's organize a heist to steal your buffet back!

[bri]

Let's organize a heist to steal your buffet back!

I don't know if that's a good idea. Obviously, the family has a history of taking stuff like that pretty badly.

[Jimminy Crimson]

I don't know if that's a good idea. Obviously, the family has a history of taking stuff like that pretty badly.

heh

[pb4ou]

Well, you could always plant a tape recorder in their house. While you record on the tape, claim to be the deceased and say that you are in purgatory until the buffet is returned to its rightfull owner. You can have others in the background screaming and hitting metal pots with wooden spoons.

[MamaMia]

I don't know if that's a good idea. Obviously, the family has a history of taking stuff like that pretty badly.
:D

Well, you could always plant a tape recorder in their house. While you record on the tape, claim to be the deceased and say that you are in purgatory until the buffet is returned to its rightfull owner. You can have others in the background screaming and hitting metal pots with wooden spoons.

Oh my...Is that what they do in purgatory? :P

[soonerhubs]

:D


Oh my...Is that what they do in purgatory? :P
With Enya playing in the background... oh wait. That's hell.


;)

Seriously. That depression bit can be quite overwhelming... The pain and despair I'm sure constributes to alot of these incidents.

[Penguin]

Who else was hoping when they clicked on this thread that this was Czar's way of saying that VK was now available?

[the_ouskull]

I disagree, Ice Cube said it best :D

A bitch is a bitch (bitch)
So if I'm poor or rich (word up)
I talk in the exact same pitch
Now the title bitch don't apply to all women
But all women have a little bitch in 'em (yeah)
It's like a disease that's plagues their character
Takin' the women of America (yeah)
And it starts with a letter B
It makes a girl like that think she better than me (bitch)
See, some get mad and some just bury
But, yo, if the shoe fits wear it (wear it)
It makes 'em go deaf in the ear
That's why when you say 'hi' she won't say 'hi'
Are you the kind that think you're too damn fly?
Bitch eat **** 'n die (ha, ha)
Ice cube comin' at you at crazy pitch
(Why?) I think a bitch is a bitch

No, no, no... funkdoobiest said it best:


"P*ssy ain't sh*t but lips and cl*ts."

We all really need to stop. Lol.

the_ouskull

[Okieflyer]

suicide is the ultimate act of selfishness

You couldn't have said it better!

[12]

I think if I were to ever off myself, I'd find a way to just "disappear." Maybe hitch rides to a very remote location, then walk a few days into the wilderness to do the deed.

Of course, the endorphins from all that excercise would probably have me feeling quite chipper. So I'd probably walk back to the nearest town for Mexican food and a nap.

[Mjcpr]

Through early morning fog I see
The visions of the things to be
Their pains that are withheld from me
I realize, and I can see

That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it
If I please

The game of life is hard to play
Im gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I'll some day lay
So this is all I have to say

That Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it
If I please

The sword of time will pierce our skin
It doesnt hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin
Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it
If I please

A brave man once requested me
To answer questions that are key
Is it to be, or not to be?
And I replied,oh why ask me?

Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it
If I please

And you can do the same thing
If you please

[Mjcpr]

weird. and what exactly were you looking for that you found a webpage of suicide notes?

Templates?

;)

[yermom]

I think if I were to ever off myself, I'd find a way to just "disappear." Maybe hitch rides to a very remote location, then walk a few days into the wilderness to do the deed.

Of course, the endorphins from all that excercise would probably have me feeling quite chipper. So I'd probably walk back to the nearest town for Mexican food and a nap.

that's awesome

[SoonerInFla]

Long term solution to a short term problem.

[mrowl]

Just to be clear. After a year of mostly positive experience, in which I had decided to become an Elite Sponsor, I started the Hollis Board, I had a 46,000 spek rating based on real spek not betting over two season and 1500 posts, in the last four weeks I can see this board is a place I don't want to be or patronize. There are two other boards which I believe have at least equivalent football knowledge without the abusive environment. I am taking my life elsewhere.

John W. Helander
President & CEO
GrayBox Services Ltd. &
eState Auction House Ltd.

[yermom]

2 pages and no Big Fun references?

http://www.moviequotequiz.com/reviews/HeathersBig.gif

[Spray]

How dare someone not stop and think about how I will be affected before they off themselves. Selfish bastards.

Someone contemplating suicide has bigger issues than being an inconsiderate jerk. I'm sure its a huge cop-out for some, but if someone close to me committed suicide I don't think I would be spending my time cursing their name for not thinking about my feelings. I might be spending a little more time in introspection wondering if there were any signs I missed that could have prevented the tragedy.

[imjebus]

Have you ever been so lonely,
No one there to hold?
Pull me in or disown me,
And then climb inside.
My arms are open wide.
Have a look inside.

It is not that I am scared to learn,
Why I'm empty inside.
hold my hand or show some concern,
If I live or die.
My eyes are open wide.
Help me look inside.

I hear the water drip from the faucet.
It's sweetly falling in tune.
I'm gently closing the closet.
I fall to the floor,
and crawl to my room.
The thought of ending it soon...
Just let me sleep in my room.

Hear me cry! cry! cry!
I hear a knock at the front door.
Don't come in!
I try to look at you
But I can't stop shaking.
Leave me alone. Just go away.
Mother I'm so scared.

Empty bed and all of the sheets are gone,
They're wrapped around me and you.
All is quiet but the drop of a gun.
I want to belong...to someone...
But maybe life's not for everyone.

[yermom]

cheer up emo kid

[Sooner Schemer]

ESKIMO