I'm a great boss, part II

[slickdawg]

One employee's last day is tomorrow. Personally, I'm tickled that he's
leaving. Why, you ask?

He's about as productive as a slug.

He love to complain:

About his computer
About his duties
About his new assignments
About his old assignments
About any and every thing

He's never part of the solution, just always part of the problem.

[soonerbrat]

are you gonna build him a cake?

[Melo]

One employee's last day is tomorrow. Personally, I'm tickled that he's
leaving. Why, you ask?

He's about as productive as a slug.

He love to complain:

About his computer
About his duties
About his new assignments
About his old assignments
About any and every thing

He's never part of the solution, just always part of the problem.


So I take it he isnt getting an ipod?

[walkoffsooner]

Did he get in management somewhere?

[Rogue]

Is he listing you as a reference?

[BoogercountySooner]

Does he spend to much time on the internet instead of working?

[Mjcpr]

Does he complain about the secretary?

[slickdawg]

Wow, lots of questions.

He doesn't complain about the secretary, but then again he's never in the office. He's usually ****ing off somewhere.

Too much time on the net? He's hardly ever at his desk, says his 3GHZ
Pentium 4 is too slow.

Won't be listing me as a reference.

No IPOD

No CAKE

[slickdawg]

PS - I should add he's the guy that dresses like Steve Irwin every day, hat and steel toe boots (in an IT shop), and sounds like he's sandpapering his azz.

[watasooner]

and sounds like he's sandpapering his azz.

fie or coarse grit?

[slickdawg]

Whatever the el-cheapo TP is

[pb4ou]

I bet he's moving to Dallas soon.

[slickdawg]

Fortunately, no. He's staying here.

Me, on the other hand, we can't wait to move to Dallas.


ARRGH!!!@#$#!T#GQ#G#

[Sooner Schemer]

Have you filled his position yet?

Seriously.

And where exactly is 667 Neighbor of the Beast?