The secretary hits just keep on coming

[slickdawg]

She's out there talking to someone about the lunch options today.

"They've got corn and crab soup. It's probably good, but you know, I
can't eat the corn, it give me the diahrrea"

[crawfish]

Gah.

[Osce0la]

heh

I like your secretary, she makes me laugh. If I had to work with her I'd hate her as much as you do though.

[White House Boy]

You need to trade up for WKRP's secretary:

http://www.autographworld.com/photoauction/thumbs/lot122110.jpg

[walkoffsooner]

That's popcorn.

[leftfield]

is she single?

oh, crawfish, nice location

[walkoffsooner]

Thats popcorn or cream of corn

[slickdawg]

She is single. You should sweep her off her feet and take her with you.

[oumartin]

nothing says "dont hit on me" like poop talk from a woman.

[leftfield]

She is single. You should sweep her off her feet and take her with you.

If you mean legsweep, then maybe. If you mean actually pick her up, then I'll need to hit the weight room for a couple of years.:D

[slickdawg]

If you mean legsweep, then maybe. If you mean actually pick her up, then I'll need to hit the weight room for a couple of years.:D


Hey, I think she's down to around 280, from 430 or so.

[leftfield]

Hey, I think she's down to around 280, from 430 or so.

:eek:

[slickdawg]

She just announced "I think tomato is counted as a liquid".

THERE'S NOBODY OUT THERE! WHO IN THE F*** ARE YOU TALKING TO????

[White House Boy]

Hey, I think she's down to around 280, from 430 or so.
There's nothing like loose skin on a fat chick.

[slickdawg]

She'll certainly have to have one of those excess skin removal surgeries
after she loses all the weight.

Hopefully, I won't be here for the details on that.

[Czar Soonerov]

http://x10.putfile.com/4/10122585335.jpg

[Cack]

nothing says "dont hit on me" like poop talk from a woman.

nothing said "don't hit on me" like ... i'm a lard ***

hhmmm maybe slick should change his name to ... slickclinton, go get a cigar, and call her up :eek:

[oumartin]

yeah, that statement was made before I realized she was a big girl.
i like my secretaries blonde, 5'11" brown eys, and a size 3.

[Cack]

yeah, that statement was made before I realized she was a big girl.
i like my sexataries blonde, 5'11" brown eys, and a size 3.

:eek: YOU LIKE YOUR WHAT

[slickdawg]

She's right at 5 feet tall. She was at least 5 feet around.

[oumartin]

thats right Cack5! :D

[Cack]

She's right at 5 feet tall. She was at least 5 feet around.

hahahaha ... come on now slick, that's not very nice (funny as $h!t) but not very nice

[Cack]

thats right Cack5! :D

figured you'd like that one ;)