anyone need anything from Sam's?

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

I'll be leaving in about 3 minutes.

[ChickSoonerFan]

I need a case of the bags of spicy peanuts. Please.

Thanks

:D

[afs]

1 huge tub of twizzlers and atomic fireballs

[KC//CRIMSON]

Get me one of those "5000 packets" box of Splenda. I'll send you a check.

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

Ok, so far I have:

Grapes
Pizza
Deodorant
Peanuts
Felt Tipped Pens

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

Sorry, AFS and KC//, you didn't get your requests in before I left.

[Harry Beanbag]

A bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue Label. TIA.

[StoopTroup]

One of those $1,600 Playhouses for my kids.

I'll paypal you after delivery. :D

[ChickSoonerFan]

Ok, so far I have:

Grapes
Pizza
Deodorant
Spicy Peanuts
Felt Tipped Pens

not to be picky or seem unappreciative, but spicy peanuts please. :O


THANKS AGAIN!!!!

[Czar Soonerov]

Gimme a case of Red Bull.

[TUSooner]

See what kind of samples they have and bring me one of each. TIA

(Just stick a few in your pocket.)

[StoopTroup]

Get me one of those stainless steel mutli-drawer tool boxes, a Yamaha piano and a couple of plasma screen TVs too.

[Harry Beanbag]

Costco has a pretty neat 15 million candlepower light for $35. See if they have anything comparable there.

[StoopTroup]

Oh yeah...a case of Dove Ice Cream Bars and anything with "Porter Cable" on it.

[BeetDigger]

A package of fillets and a couple of bottles of merlot, since you asked.

Oh, and strawberries. The kids ate the last of them last night.

[StoopTroup]

Bring me enough filet/porterhouse/ribeyes or KC Strips to fill two 19ft freezers too.

[jk the sooner fan]

if they've still got those braided hibiscus tree's, pick one up for me...water it daily and keep it in the sun until i'm able to come get it from you

[KC//CRIMSON]

I'm going to Thailand next week. Do they sell Tetracycline in bulk?

[StoopTroup]

Oh yeah...

Pick-up all the OU Chairs they have...

Those would make great Soonerfans.com Sponsor Gifts.

[Scott D]

the 7 layer dip....tostito scoops, two 32 packs of ice mtn water

[proud gonzo]

Giant Pixy Stix. 1000 or so. TIA

[walkoffsooner]

Baby carrots

[afs]

family pack of van camp baked beans

[proud gonzo]

croissants

[opksooner]

Got room for a couple pallets of TP?

[OUinFLA]

could you get me the economy pack of #2 pencils?
I think it comes in 3000 packs.
If you aren't going again next week, please get me two packs.

[proud gonzo]

a cow. a whole cow.

[OUinFLA]

my wife just reminded me. I hope it's not too late.
3 gallons of orange juice
1 gallon of bleach
and one of those umbrella tables with 4 chairs.
Thanks again.

[proud gonzo]

a massive box of heinz ketchup packets.

[ChickSoonerFan]

He sure is taking a long time.

[OUinFLA]

He sure is taking a long time.

It's a long list.

[Viking Kitten]

We could prolly use some coffee filters. The cold and flu season's just around the corner. Anybody have Beano's celly? Maybe I can catch him.

[BigRedJed]

64-SKANY.

[Viking Kitten]

That number didn't work. I think I just woke up some old lady.

[Viking Kitten]

Quit giving me the numbers you find in your wallet, Jed.

[BigRedJed]

Hey, I was cleaning out my wallet and I just happened to run into her number. Ask her where I met her. I don't remember. What does she look like? Ask if we ****ed.

[Viking Kitten]

She sounded like she had taken her teeth out for the night.

Oh. I get it now.

[proud gonzo]

We could prolly use some coffee filters. The cold and flu season's just around the corner. Anybody have Beano's celly? Maybe I can catch him.

yes... yes I do. But I'm pretty sure he'd murder me... :O

[Viking Kitten]

Ooh ooh give it give it! Awesomest prank call ever!

[BigRedJed]

I'm like a big bear with claws, with fangs-with big ****ing teeth on me. And she’s just like this little bunny, just kind of cowering in the corner-shivering. I've got these claws, and I'm staring at these claws, man, and I'm thinkin’ “how am I supposed to kill this bunny?"

[BigRedJed]

Oh sure, ruin my timing with your little prank call business.

[Viking Kitten]

He's not the PG-13 guy everybody's rooting for.

[Czar Soonerov]

Oh sure, ruin my timing with your little prank call business.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/morepranks.shtml

[Viking Kitten]

Will you bring me a diet coke?

[Viking Kitten]

Not from Sam's. From in there.

[Czar Soonerov]

Me or Beano?

[Viking Kitten]

Whoever can get here the fastest. Like Little Daytona.

[Viking Kitten]

[Taps foot].

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

Ok. I'm back.

I didn't get any of you guys anything on account I hate you.

[OUinFLA]

my wife is gonna be so pi$$ed.
thanks beno

[jk the sooner fan]

you were there along time, you ate all the samples didnt you?

[IB4OU2]

Just a passing 'SAM's' tidbit but did you know in the early days back when Sam's just opened in Tulsa an elderly lady was killed by a falling pallet of Downey fabric softener. What a tragic ending, Death by fabric softener, so, so sad. :(

[ChickSoonerFan]

Ok. I'm back.

I didn't get any of you guys anything on account I hate you.

You're kidding....right? You got the spicy peanuts...right?

You say you hate us but I know you love us.

[BigRedJed]

http://f5.putfile.com/5/13613255647.jpg

[proud gonzo]

that rocks

[Jimminy Crimson]

Darn, I was needing a 5 gallon tub of mayonaise. :(

[soonerboomer93]

Ok. I'm back.

I didn't get any of you guys anything on account I hate you.

That lessons my dissappointment in the fact that I didn't have a chance to request waffles.

[BeetDigger]

Beano is such a bastage. What a tease. Now I gotta go to Sams to pick up my steaks and wine. And strawberries.

Anyone need anything? I'll be going after work.