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BoogercountySooner
5/24/2006, 05:22 PM
I haven't seen him on here for awhile. I haven't been on much due to my moving and such. Can anyone speculate what he is up to?:)
Viking Kitten
5/24/2006, 05:26 PM
Last time he checked in, he had gotten rid of his last horse; made a bull ejaculate with an arm, a latex glove and some canola oil; and was refusing to watch the Sopranos because Vito is (was) gay.

Pretty much a typical day in the life of Dean.
BeetDigger
5/24/2006, 05:27 PM
I think he has been kept busy as a result of the warmer than usual winter which resulted in a large cat population on his farm this spring. Normally the kitty sniper work only takes a week or two. This year howver, it's more like four weeks worth of work. He's probably had a dead horse or cow to take care of too. By the way, farms down wind of Dean's have not seen much price appreciation since Dean's animals started dying.
jkm, the stolen pifwafwi
5/24/2006, 05:28 PM
made a bull ejaculate with an arm, a latex glove and some canola oil

how is czar these days?
Viking Kitten
5/24/2006, 05:33 PM
how is czar these days?

He's great! Did you want to borrow him?
handcrafted
5/24/2006, 05:34 PM
how is czar these days?

Where's that popcorn, dadgumit? This is gonna get good. :D
BoogercountySooner
5/24/2006, 05:37 PM
Chickachicka pow wow!
SoonerInKCMO
5/24/2006, 08:28 PM
I'm not so sure he used the glove.
Tailwind
5/24/2006, 08:31 PM
Stuff. Just stuff.
JohnnyMack
5/24/2006, 08:32 PM
Vito is (was) gay.

:les:JohnnyCakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mrowl
5/24/2006, 08:37 PM
maybe he was kidnapped by the chinese?
BoogercountySooner
5/25/2006, 06:02 AM
His opinions are very important on this board!:texan:
Sooner in Tampa
5/25/2006, 06:22 AM
I heard that Dean is in seclusion since Chris got kicked off of American Idol...Dean took it pretty hard.
Okla-homey
5/25/2006, 07:05 AM
He's prolly taking a rest after the big Mothers Day mail rush.
Sooner in Tampa
5/25/2006, 08:30 AM
Maybe he is in training to be the next Survivor?
Czar Soonerov
5/25/2006, 08:34 AM
Maybe he's broadening his horizons in Korea...
Soonrboy
5/25/2006, 08:46 AM
He's in Chicago, trying to get tickets to the Oprah show.
walkoffsooner
5/25/2006, 09:03 AM
If he got off this board for more than two days must be meth.
NormanPride
5/25/2006, 09:58 AM
He's filling out checks for all his relatives' kids' graduations.
JohnnyMack
5/25/2006, 10:02 AM
He's at Century 21 helping VK try on shoes.
Sooner in Tampa
5/25/2006, 10:07 AM
He is getting an brazilian wax.
BoogercountySooner
5/25/2006, 12:01 PM
He is getting an brazilian wax.
EEEEK!!:eek:
Dio
5/25/2006, 12:12 PM
I swear I saw a guy wearing a pink OU hat in the crowd at the AI finals last night.
slickdawg
5/25/2006, 03:19 PM
Maybe's he is in search of Al Gore?