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OUDoc
5/24/2006, 01:16 PM
I was a monkey.
SoonerInKCMO
5/24/2006, 01:19 PM
So you're saying you're not a monkey now?
OUDoc
5/24/2006, 01:21 PM
So you're saying you're not a monkey now?
How would I know?
SoonerInKCMO
5/24/2006, 01:23 PM
Good question.
walkoffsooner
5/24/2006, 01:23 PM
Is your but red?
yermom
5/24/2006, 02:03 PM
but did you have Butane in your veins?
OUDoc
5/24/2006, 02:04 PM
Beefcake pantyhose.
Rhino
5/24/2006, 02:21 PM
Don't believe everything that you breathe.
SicEmBaylor
5/25/2006, 06:35 AM
I have a parking violation and a maggot on my sleeve.
Okla-homey
5/25/2006, 07:07 AM
I have a parking violation and a maggot on my sleeve.

The Constitution's framers did not intend for local governments to have the power to issue parking tickets. Just saying.
Howzit
5/25/2006, 07:11 AM
Bees can see in ultraviolet.
Okla-homey
5/25/2006, 07:14 AM
Bees can see in ultraviolet.

Bats use sonar
Howzit
5/25/2006, 07:17 AM
Bats use sonar

Moths are not really attracted to light, they fly towards the blackest spot which is behind the light.
Okla-homey
5/25/2006, 07:23 AM
Some human women are mysteriously attracted to thugs.
SicEmBaylor
5/25/2006, 08:01 AM
The Constitution's framers did not intend for local governments to have the power to issue parking tickets. Just saying.

Sure they did. The Constitution neither gives Congress the explicit authority to craft parking law (except in theory in Federal parking lots) nor gives the executive the authority to write parking tickets. Therefore, that is a reserved power to the states or in this case local government. :D

See, the 'ole boys knew what they were doing in Philly.
OUDoc
5/25/2006, 08:18 AM
The Constitution's framers did not intend for local governments to have the power to issue parking tickets. Just saying.
But a maggot on the sleeve is what the founding fathers intended? :D