Dear Sweet Secretary across the hall

[TUSooner]

You do a great job and are sweet lady. I admire the way you work so hard while still trying to recover from the loss of all you worldly possessions and the total disruption of your family's lives. But if you don't change your cel-phone ring tone from that annoying country song that I don't even know the name of, I may run scross the hall and stab your eyes out with my shiny pointed letter opener.
Thanks!
TU

[walkoffsooner]

It's obvious she want's to bed you.

[OUDoc]

Pics?

[slickdawg]

does she fart?

[OUDoc]

It's obvious she want's to bed you.
That should read: Can you have sex on her?

[handcrafted]

does she fart?

You owe me a keyboard! :mad:

[critical_phil]

it's probably a toby keith song......

[TUSooner]

it's probably a toby keith song......
Could be, but I don't think so. I never hear that much of it. I may ask her, in a nice way, or course.

Other than that, this thread hit the gutter even faster than I thought it might !

[BeetDigger]

Other than that, this thread hit the gutter even faster than I thought it might !

Could be. We are checking the record books and will get back to you with the official ruling.

[montourwarrior]

Tell me who doesn't like a little "Achy-Breaky Heart" first thing in the mornin'?

[Beef]

Tell me who doesn't like a little "Achy-Breaky Heart" first thing in the mornin'?
If that's code for a hummer, then yes.

[Scott D]

At least you don't work with a full fledged mannish dyke who has 'my humps' for a ringtone. :eek:

[OU4LIFE]

ease up Herbert, stow the letter opener of death and get back to your accounting.

[crawfish]

What was her cell phone number? I'll give her a ring and tell her to change it.
:D

[OUinFLA]

other than that.........is she hawt?

cant believe no one asked this direct question so far.

[ChickSoonerFan]

At least you don't work with a full fledged mannish dyke who has 'my humps' for a ringtone. :eek:

:eek:

That is the most disturbing thing I have heard all year.

[Scott D]

:eek:

That is the most disturbing thing I have heard all year.

trust me...the visual is more disturbing....her hair is nearly as short as mine....she's 3 feet wide.....

thankfully she's part of another district so I only have to see this individual when we have larger stores that require crews from multiple districts.

[Hatfield]

maybe stab phone not eyes....or stab own ears

[TUSooner]

UPDATE:
The ring tone "artist" is Kenney Chesney. Sweet Secretary, with twinkling eye, said, "I don't even know the name of the song, but don't you just LOVE it?!"
I smiled and assured her it was a really swell song.
Then I put my letter opener away, and closed my office door.

[oumartin]

its so easy to lie to women isn't it!

[TUSooner]

its so easy to lie to women isn't it!
:D

[Rogue]

UPDATE:
I smiled and assured her it was a really swell song.
Then I put my letter opener away, and closed my office door.

Dood, you got tricked by the sweet southern gal defense. Nearly impenetrable in that it makes any next move on your part seem rude if it isn't at least 1/2 as sweet as her last move. Face it, you just aren't into confronting really sweet people with something like this. Before long, she'll completely pwn you.

[slickdawg]

TU - can your secretary across the hall eat corn?

[TUSooner]

Dood, you got tricked by the sweet southern gal defense. Nearly impenetrable in that it makes any next move on your part seem rude if it isn't at least 1/2 as sweet as her last move. Face it, you just aren't into confronting really sweet people with something like this. Before long, she'll completely pwn you.
You say that like it's a bad thing !
:D

[TUSooner]

TU - can your secretary across the hall eat corn?


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