Stanley1
5/23/2006, 03:15 PM
I was traveling between Phoenix and Chicago the other day and south
of Kansas City when a tire blew out. Checking my spare, I found that it
too was flat. My only option was to flag down a passing motorist
and get a ride to the next town.
The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out
the window "Need a lift?"
"Yes, I sure do," I replied.
"You a Democrat or Republican?" asked the old man.
"Republican," I replied.
"Well, you can just go to Hell," yelled the old man as he sped off.
Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same
question. Again, I gave the same answer, "Republican". The driver gave me the finger and drove off.
I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my
strategy, since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few Republicans. The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a
beautiful blonde.
She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Democrat or Republican.
"Democrat!" I shouted.
"Hop in!" replied the blonde.
Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at this gorgeous
woman in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair,
perfect breasts, and a short skirt that continued to ride higher
and higher up her thighs.
Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car."
She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car
stopped, I jumped out.
"What's the matter?" she asked.
"I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Democrat for
five minutes and already, I want to screw somebody!"
of Kansas City when a tire blew out. Checking my spare, I found that it
too was flat. My only option was to flag down a passing motorist
and get a ride to the next town.
The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out
the window "Need a lift?"
"Yes, I sure do," I replied.
"You a Democrat or Republican?" asked the old man.
"Republican," I replied.
"Well, you can just go to Hell," yelled the old man as he sped off.
Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same
question. Again, I gave the same answer, "Republican". The driver gave me the finger and drove off.
I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my
strategy, since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few Republicans. The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a
beautiful blonde.
She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Democrat or Republican.
"Democrat!" I shouted.
"Hop in!" replied the blonde.
Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at this gorgeous
woman in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair,
perfect breasts, and a short skirt that continued to ride higher
and higher up her thighs.
Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car."
She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car
stopped, I jumped out.
"What's the matter?" she asked.
"I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Democrat for
five minutes and already, I want to screw somebody!"