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...my dog.
This morning, he woke me up at 10:00, from all of his howling. The guy came to fertilize the yard, so my dog took it upon himself to let me know. And if any of you know the hours I keep, 10:00 in the morning isnt the best time for me to be up.
And then just now, he was barking his head off! I went down stairs, and was there anything outside? No. I looked at him and asked "What is WRONG with you?!" and he just laid down. :mad:
I think I might take him to work with me and let them make me a big plate of sweet and sour chicken/dog. :)
You should try going to bed earlier. YWIA.
You should try going to bed earlier. YWIA.
I would try, but SOMEONE posted a link to tetris. :mad:
You should try going to bed earlier. YWIA.
Melo, or the dog?
What you should really do is try to keep the dog quieter. People are trying to sleep.
I would try, but SOMEONE posted a link to tetris. :mad:
If you were reading a book instead of on your computer, you never would have seen a link to tetris.
BeetDigger
5/23/2006, 01:41 PM
You know, in the Army, they have half a day's work done by 10 am. And I doubt that they hear any dogs barking while they do it. Just something to consider.
If you were reading a book instead of on your computer, you never would have seen a link to tetris.
True. Usually I multi-task.
I got an allergy for every pedigree
So I got myself a robot that's Japanese
But yo, he's hard to please
He's always gotta pee
But he nevers sips a drip
This chip is playin' me
The way it plays ladies is such a sight to see
He gets more digits than I could inside my wildest dreams
He plays the ho's
Instead of playing fetch with me
He sniffs the toes of
Tiffany and Stefanie
That brings up Emily
She was my latest squeeze
Robot dog stole that girl
Right out from under me
Sometimes I wonder why
I supply the energy
To my mortal enemy
That should be a best friend to me
Robot dog, he down tequila out of Tommy navel
Robot dog, he drinks his owner underneath the table
Robot dog, I'm afraid this foe is f*ckin' fatal
I'm about to go pre-natal, end up in a baby cradle
Robot dog, turn him off, motherf*cker
Say, turn him off
Robot dog, turn him off, motherf*cker
Say, turn him off
He never pays the rent
He kicks me out of bed
I'm the p*ssed submissive
He's the f*ckin' dominance
And it's been really tense
I'm feiging impotence
I got a robot dog
And haven't gotten any since
All my pals are f*ckin'
Meloncholy malcontents
From Malcom In The Middle
To Malcom X
He eats filet migon
I'm eating f*ckin' Alpha-bits
And the motherf*cker just left me
The consanants
I hold his leash while
He gets all the compliments
He gets more attention than
A one eyed elephant
He's in the club
I'm in my car
Out of my element
In a Honda Element
Feeling irrelelvent
But it's on like it's Vaughn comma Vince
I wanna be gone like I'm
Jon Favreau havin' a fit
He's surrounded by chicks
Rubbing their D cup tits
I flip the toilet lid
Read a Maxim mag, bust a couple kids
Robot dog, he down tequila out of Tommy navel
Robot dog, he drinks his owner underneath the table
Robot dog, I'm afraid this foe is f*ckin' fatal
I'm about to go pre-natal, end up in a baby cradle
Robot dog, turn him off, motherf*cker
Say, turn him off
Robot dog, turn him off, motherf*cker
Say, turn him off!!
BlondeSoonerGirl
5/23/2006, 01:49 PM
Heh.
proud gonzo
5/23/2006, 01:53 PM
my bird starts yelling at 8 am. I have no sympathy.
TopDaugIn2000
5/23/2006, 01:54 PM
my alarm starts yelling at 6 am. I have no sympathy.
FIXED
NormanPride
5/23/2006, 02:06 PM
Psh. My cat licks my face at 6 every morning. He tries to clean my teeth. :mad: How's that for an alarm?
soonerbrat
5/23/2006, 02:11 PM
where's the link to tetris?
proud gonzo
5/23/2006, 02:12 PM
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/tetris.html
Psh. My cat licks my face at 6 every morning. He tries to clean my teeth. :mad: How's that for an alarm?
Put something poisonous on your teeth. That'll teach him.
Or you.
Either way, problem solved.
;)
achiro
5/23/2006, 02:24 PM
You are bitching about being woke up at 10:00? I have zero...ZERO sympathy for you.:twinkies:
You are bitching about being woke up at 10:00? I have zero...ZERO sympathy for you.:twinkies:
Oooh... twinkies!
And a tetris link. :D
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
achiro
5/23/2006, 02:31 PM
You prolly let the dog out about 8 last night and he just neede to go out again after 14 hours. That poor baby.:(
Don't get mad at the dog for doing his best to alert you to the presence of anything that isn't normal. Trust me, you'll thank him for doing that sometime later.
You prolly let the dog out about 8 last night and he just neede to go out again after 14 hours. That poor baby.:(
Eh, he was let out this morning, around 5:30-6:00 ish. Poor baby nothin.
SicEmBaylor
5/23/2006, 03:29 PM
...my dog.
This morning, he woke me up at 10:00, from all of his howling. The guy came to fertilize the yard, so my dog took it upon himself to let me know. And if any of you know the hours I keep, 10:00 in the morning isnt the best time for me to be up.
And then just now, he was barking his head off! I went down stairs, and was there anything outside? No. I looked at him and asked "What is WRONG with you?!" and he just laid down. :mad:
I think I might take him to work with me and let them make me a big plate of sweet and sour chicken/dog. :)
What kind of dog is he? And will he get along with my boy?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/SicEmBaylor/winstonStPattys.jpg
:D
Sooner_Bob
5/23/2006, 03:45 PM
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/tetris.html
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What kind of dog is he? And will he get along with my boy?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/SicEmBaylor/winstonStPattys.jpg
:D
Jake is a black lab. I dont know if he would get along. He's fat and likes lots of attention. Just like me, minus the fat part.
SicEmBaylor
5/23/2006, 03:53 PM
Jake is a black lab. I dont know if he would get along. He's fat and likes lots of attention. Just like me, minus the fat part.
I think they'd get along great then. Winston likes to do his own thing and doesn't require a lot of attention, and I love to give attention to anyone who wants it. :D
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v313/SicEmBaylor/?action=view¤t=image001.jpg
<giggle>
Is that yours?
:D
SicEmBaylor
5/23/2006, 04:21 PM
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v313/SicEmBaylor/?action=view¤t=image001.jpg
<giggle>
Is that yours?
:D
Oh dear....
Yes, that's my piece of fine German engineering that ANY guy should be proud to own.
Osce0la
5/23/2006, 04:27 PM
Oh dear....
Yes, that's my piece of fine German engineering that ANY guy should be proud to own.
Did you leave the cute little flowers in the front of the car?
1stTimeCaller
5/23/2006, 04:28 PM
SicEm is my new favorite poster.
SicEmBaylor
5/23/2006, 04:31 PM
Did you leave the cute little flowers in the front of the car?
I started out by putting M&Ms in there but that was kind of messy when I realized that M&Ms melt. So, I started putting a couple of pencils or pens in there or nothing at all.
StoopTroup
5/23/2006, 04:36 PM
heh.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/SicEmBaylor/aggybarn.jpg
StoopTroup
5/23/2006, 04:38 PM
OMG....she killed it.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/SicEmBaylor/France3.jpg
SicEmBaylor
5/23/2006, 04:44 PM
lol, oh crap I forgot that was in there.
Yeah, I took that pic in Paris. I took it to give some people an idea of the meat health codes over there.
achiro
5/23/2006, 05:31 PM
I'll have the tail with a bit of leg as well.
achiro
5/23/2006, 05:32 PM
Why do ladies like to hang out in groups of gay guys?
and are Baptists allowed to choke on cigars... or be gay?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/SicEmBaylor/FrostonGroup.jpg
SicEmBaylor
5/23/2006, 05:45 PM
They're not from Baylor.
2 are from UNT, one is from UT, one is from WTA&M, and the other is UT-Arlington.
Oh dear....
Oh dear is right! I sat here and giggled like no other. Hehe...
Yes, that's my piece of fine German engineering that ANY guy should be proud to own.
I drive one occasionaly, though the one I drive is a Turbo S, and its standard, making it a pain to drive. But its much more manly-ier than the regular ones... ;)
OMG....she killed it.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/SicEmBaylor/France3.jpg
Heh.... my doggy is WAY fatter than that...
SicEmBaylor
5/23/2006, 08:37 PM
Oh dear is right! I sat here and giggled like no other. Hehe...
I drive one occasionaly, though the one I drive is a Turbo S, and its standard, making it a pain to drive. But its much more manly-ier than the regular ones... ;)
Mine's a stick as well. But dont' worry, I've fully manized my machine by festooning it with bumper stickered devoted to varous far right-wing causes and candidates. :D
Mine's a stick as well. But dont' worry, I've fully manized my machine by festooning it with bumper stickered devoted to varous far right-wing causes and candidates. :D
you've got a long ways to go before its fully manized...
http://www.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2006/04/30/mn_motorxxjetcar001.jpg
http://japanese.engadget.com/images/2006/03/VW_Rear_Dr_Open1_PScopy.jpg
SicEmBaylor
5/23/2006, 08:46 PM
You're all just haters. Here I am trying to spread some love and joy, and all I get is zima, frat boy, and beetle bashing. For shame South Oval; for shame.
Screw you guys; Melo and I are going home! :D
You're all just haters. Here I am trying to spread some love and joy, and all I get is zima, frat boy, and beetle bashing. For shame South Oval; for shame.
Screw you guys; Melo and I are going home! :D
Well, when you put it in that light... :O
MamaMia
5/23/2006, 09:16 PM
...my dog.
This morning, he woke me up at 10:00, from all of his howling. The guy came to fertilize the yard, so my dog took it upon himself to let me know. And if any of you know the hours I keep, 10:00 in the morning isnt the best time for me to be up.
And then just now, he was barking his head off! I went down stairs, and was there anything outside? No. I looked at him and asked "What is WRONG with you?!" and he just laid down. :mad:
I think I might take him to work with me and let them make me a big plate of sweet and sour chicken/dog. :)
I think its a cry for more attention.........or help. ;)
hurricane'bone
5/23/2006, 10:12 PM
That piece of **** looks burnt ****ing orange.
SicEmBaylor
5/23/2006, 10:32 PM
That piece of **** looks burnt ****ing orange.
My car!?!?!?! :eek:
It's RED! Not crimson red but red nonetheless.
So in other news... I didnt kill my dog. I didnt even eat chinese food today.
And also, my boss gave me another day to work. So now instead of having only Friday's off, I get to work every day of the week. :(
SicEmBaylor
5/23/2006, 10:42 PM
So in other news... I didnt kill my dog. I didnt even eat chinese food today.
And also, my boss gave me another day to work. So now instead of having only Friday's off, I get to work every day of the week. :(
Yeah but you're making some sweet mullah right? Is this place all you can eat?
Yeah but you're making some sweet mullah right? Is this place all you can eat?
No. This is nice place. Pretty expensive. And I am making alright money. Enough to pay for the things I need. Speaking of which, I need another $20. Glad youre so willing to help me out. ;)
SicEmBaylor
5/23/2006, 11:23 PM
No. This is nice place. Pretty expensive. And I am making alright money. Enough to pay for the things I need. Speaking of which, I need another $20. Glad youre so willing to help me out. ;)
Anything you want you got it! Though at this rate I better secure myself a cushy job in the political affairs department of a company that pays its lobbyists well.
Anything you want you got it! Though at this rate I better secure myself a cushy job in the political affairs department of a company that pays its lobbyists well.
Good. Because we all know being a band director isnt going to be worth much, money wise. Heh.
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