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TopDaugIn2000
5/23/2006, 12:37 PM
Had a nice bowl of spaghetti sitting on my desk ready for me to dig into for lunch when I reached for something across my desk and tipped the ENTIRE bowl into my lap. Spaghetti sauce is everywhere. My jeans, shirt, the OFFICE carpet, etc. UGH. I bet it will start to smell bad later.






(I'll kill the first person that takes this thread where I KNOW it's gonna go)
Osce0la
5/23/2006, 12:38 PM
:les:SON OF A &#^$@
1stTimeCaller
5/23/2006, 12:38 PM
so you tumped it over?
TopDaugIn2000
5/23/2006, 12:39 PM
yup. sure did. smoove huh.
1stTimeCaller
5/23/2006, 12:41 PM
yup. sure did. smoove huh.

like Gary Coleman's face
NormanPride
5/23/2006, 12:47 PM
You should clean that up.
TopDaugIn2000
5/23/2006, 12:48 PM
I did the best I could.
Osce0la
5/23/2006, 12:49 PM
Stomp on the spaghetti that's in the carpet, that loosens it up and makes it easier to clean.

ywia
TopDaugIn2000
5/23/2006, 12:50 PM
Not much got on the carpet, my lap caught most of it.

I may go bug HR for a new shirt. We have big time auditors here today and I have a feeling I wouldn't make the best impression looking like this.
soonerbrat
5/23/2006, 12:51 PM
did you have meatballs?
Mjcpr
5/23/2006, 12:52 PM
What was it you said said is beginning to smell in your pants? :confused:

I'm all kinda confused.
OUDoc
5/23/2006, 12:52 PM
(I'll kill the first person that takes this thread where I KNOW it's gonna go)
Just about to.... then I saw the warning. Close one.

Edit: I see Pat took 'er all the way though. Glad I can count on him!
TopDaugIn2000
5/23/2006, 12:54 PM
did you have meatballs?

no

meat sauce with lots of veggies. made it ma-self.
soonerbrat
5/23/2006, 12:54 PM
what kind of veggies?
TopDaugIn2000
5/23/2006, 12:55 PM
mushrooms, zucchini, bell peppers, tomatoes, etc.
Fugue
5/23/2006, 12:56 PM
5 second rule,
munch it off the carpet
soonerbrat
5/23/2006, 12:56 PM
oh, there it went.
TopDaugIn2000
5/23/2006, 12:56 PM
5 second rule,
munch it off the carpet

I don't do that. sorry.
Fugue
5/23/2006, 12:57 PM
whaaaa?

:)
TopDaugIn2000
5/23/2006, 12:57 PM
oh, there it went.

yeah, surprised it took 17 posts.

thanks a lot freaks.
Mjcpr
5/23/2006, 12:58 PM
yeah, surprised it took 17 posts.

thanks a lot freaks.

Fugue can't be trusted with anything.
Fugue
5/23/2006, 12:58 PM
what are you pervs talkin' aboot?
Osce0la
5/23/2006, 01:01 PM
What's with this carpet munching stuff? :confused: I thought you had spaghetti? :confused:
Mjcpr
5/23/2006, 01:01 PM
You got a breadstick to sop it up with?

http://www.bizarrebids.com/wp-admin/images/5620620398.jpg
Howzit
5/23/2006, 01:01 PM
I knew a girl once that didn't mind veggies on the carpet.

At. All.
TopDaugIn2000
5/23/2006, 01:01 PM
:mad:
Howzit
5/23/2006, 01:07 PM
Way to kill your thread TD.
TopDaugIn2000
5/23/2006, 01:08 PM
It weren't me.
Mjcpr
5/23/2006, 01:10 PM
Yeah, way to go TD. Enjoy the week off.
NormanPride
5/23/2006, 01:12 PM
That bread stick looks like something...
TopDaugIn2000
5/23/2006, 01:13 PM
Yeah, way to go TD. Enjoy the week off.

I did nothing. YOU however.....
Vaevictis
5/23/2006, 01:15 PM
http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/4352/smagd6ai.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

:D
AllAboutThe'O'
5/23/2006, 01:22 PM
On top of spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball,
When somebody sneezed.

It rolled off the table,
And on to the floor,
And then my poor meatball,
Rolled out of the door.

It rolled in the garden,
And under a bush,
And then my poor meatball,
Was nothing but mush.

The mush was as tasty
As tasty could be,
And then the next summer,
It grew into a tree.

The tree was all covered,
All covered with moss,
And on it grew meatballs,
And tomato sauce.

So if you eat spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
Hold on to your meatball,
Whenever you sneeze.
mdklatt
5/23/2006, 01:23 PM
5 second rule,
munch it off the carpet

I think Fugue just pulled ahead of Pat on my all-time spek list. :D
Fugue
5/23/2006, 01:36 PM
I think Fugue just pulled ahead of Pat on my all-time spek list. :D

I get lucky every now and then but Pat is always on fiya. And he has timely pics. Who else could find a breadstick wenis that fast? :eddie:
TopDaugIn2000
5/23/2006, 01:52 PM
Got another shirt from HR. Went into the bathroom to change and laid it down on the sink vanity. Now it's all wet. lol. Apparently I'm not meant to have a clean shirt today.

YES, I am wearing a WET T-SHIRT.

but it's gray.
Mjcpr
5/23/2006, 01:53 PM
I think Fugue just pulled ahead of Pat on my all-time spek list. :D

That was gold....I had to hit him too. :D
SoonerInKCMO
5/23/2006, 01:58 PM
What about your pants? Did you have to change them? Are you wearing any pants right now?
proud gonzo
5/23/2006, 01:59 PM
pat hit Fugue? TMI
BlondeSoonerGirl
5/23/2006, 02:00 PM
Just make sure you don't let the spaghetti get cold.

We all know what happens when it gets cold...
TopDaugIn2000
5/23/2006, 02:00 PM
What about your pants? Did you have to change them? Are you wearing any pants right now?

they got dirty, but I left them on. Yes, I'm wearing pants.

The HR lady said if I wanted to bring an extra set of clothes to work she'd keep them for me. lol. Guess she's tired of me coming in for new tshirts all the time. (Last time it was blood from when I got kicked in the head)
Mjcpr
5/23/2006, 02:02 PM
Just make sure you don't let the spaghetti get cold.

We all know what happens when it gets cold...

It gets hard, right?
NormanPride
5/23/2006, 02:16 PM
... Where the hell do you work that you get kicked in the head?
Mjcpr
5/23/2006, 02:16 PM
She's a professional toe licker here in Tulsa.
TopDaugIn2000
5/23/2006, 02:44 PM
... Where the hell do you work that you get kicked in the head?

this is what I'm referring to (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=66640&highlight=kicked+mule)
SoonerInKCMO
5/23/2006, 03:02 PM
Why do your HR people keep extra clothes around? Is it just for you? :confused:
TopDaugIn2000
5/23/2006, 03:03 PM
we have a huge closet full of company shirts

I think they used to require everyone to wear them, now it's just "appreciated". Have tons around here.
Osce0la
5/23/2006, 03:05 PM
It gets hard, right?
I thought it shrunk :confused:
BlondeSoonerGirl
5/23/2006, 03:37 PM
It gets hard, right?

Oh, lawd...

...your poor wife...
Mjcpr
5/23/2006, 03:38 PM
Oh, lawd...

...your poor wife...

That's what everybody said about Mrs Dirk Diggler too.
1stTimeCaller
5/23/2006, 03:41 PM
I don't get it.
Howzit
5/23/2006, 03:42 PM
I don't get it.

Neither does Pat.
opksooner
5/23/2006, 04:35 PM
It prolly looks like an "inside job".
n8v_ndn
5/23/2006, 04:51 PM
Not much got on the carpet, my lap caught most of it.

I may go bug HR for a new shirt. We have big time auditors here today and I have a feeling I wouldn't make the best impression looking like this.

I wouldnt change, and just walk up to the auditors and yell, "See! I give my blood and guts to this company!!!!!!!111"