Something Else Tulsa Has That OKC Doesn't....

[Mjcpr]

Toe Lickers! :eek:

Toe Licking Suspect On The Loose In Tulsa

A Tulsa woman has a warning for all women after a creepy encounter in a Tulsa parking lot.

She was loading her groceries into her car at a Tulsa Wal-Mart near 81st and Lewis when she felt something lick her toes. She assumed it was a dog. But when she looked down she saw it was a man who was lying under her car.

Lorrie: "I just pointed my finger at him and said what are you doing? I just kept saying that, then I got really, really angry. I was so angry that he had touched me."

The man ran off. He's described as Hispanic or Indian, about 5-foot-9, 150 pounds. He was wearing a black t-shirt and blue jeans.

The woman wants others to know this man is still out there. She doesn't want them to be afraid, just on their guard.

http://www.kotv.com/news/?104752

[crawfish]

You should stop wearing those open-toed sandals, pat. It just encourages them.

[Mjcpr]

You should stop wearing those open-toed sandals, pat. It just encourages them.

I'm aware of that.

[toast]

Here's the pic of the lady's feet...pedicure anyone?

http://www.kotv.com/pages/catimages/Toe-Licker052306.jpg

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

:les: HA-TOWE!!!

[Taxman71]

Can you say Lamisil?

http://mag.awn.com/issue8.05/8.05images/spots07_wildBrain_Lamisil.jpg

[hurricane'bone]

I hear he lives in the hills

[Mjcpr]

People....the man was hiding under this lady's car. When she went to the door, he poked his head out and LICKED HER TOES!! Can you not see how funny that must've been?

Damn.

[MiccoMacey]

I was at work ALL day. And I have witnesses. :D

[Viking Kitten]

The woman wants others to know this man is still out there. She doesn't want them to be afraid, just on their guard.

You know... YOU KNOW... the news producer that wrote this was dying to say, "She doesn't want them to be afraid, just stay on their toes."

And the p***y couldn't do it.

[SoonerInKCMO]

She was loading her groceries into her car at a Tulsa Wal-Mart near 81st and Lewis

Is that the one where the hillbillies cruise the parking lot in their pickups trying to snag some skanks?

[crawfish]

Can you say Lamisil?

http://mag.awn.com/issue8.05/8.05images/spots07_wildBrain_Lamisil.jpg

I oughta neg you for that picture. :mad:

[Mjcpr]

Is that the one where the hillbillies cruise the parking lot in their pickups trying to snag some skanks?

I don't know....it's the one right across from ORU. Decent part of town.

[1stTimeCaller]

I don't get it.

[mikeelikee]

What she should have done is kick him right in the face, while he was still lying there. :mad:

[NormanPride]

Why didn't she just kick him in the teeth? I mean, they're right there!

[Viking Kitten]

I don't get it.
Maybe you would if you'd swallow your pride and lick a toe every now and then.

[1stTimeCaller]

did she have a cigarette in her toe?

TIA

[Mjcpr]

Maybe you would if you'd swallow your pride and lick a toe every now and then.
Watch out for the oil pan though. Hot.

[Mjcpr]

did she have a cigarette in her toe?

TIA

Maybe he was just trying to get a hit.

[Mjcpr]

did she have a cigarette in her toe?

TIA
I have it on good authority that she Goober Smooched it.

[MamaMia]

Here's the pic of the lady's feet...pedicure anyone?

http://www.kotv.com/pages/catimages/Toe-Licker052306.jpg
A pedicure wont help that. She needs medication. :eek:

[SoonerInKCMO]

I don't know....it's the one right across from ORU. Decent part of town.

Yeah, that's the one. I went there against my wishes and I saw all these losers cruising the lot in their pickups... slouched down in their seats, caps backwards on their heads and tinted windows rolled down to where all you can is their eyes, thinking they we gonna get some booty.

[SoonerInKCMO]

A pedicure wont help that. She needs medication. :eek:

What she needs is to cover them nasty-*** things up so the rest of us don't have to look at 'em.