More thieves are stupid story...

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Too bad she can't be a Darwin Award winner... (http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/bizarre/3872644.html)

Note to dumb thief...perhaps you should go a long ways away to try and use your ill gotten gains...ummm?

[Boomer.....]

Note to self and others: Do not break into a car at Walmart and then use the stole credit cards at the same Walmart two days later. YOU WILL GET CAUGHT!

[OUDoc]

Like the time I was loaned an ID to get into Brother's. The doorman wouldn't take the ID, it was his driver's license. Somehow he didn't believe I was him. :confused:

[Osce0la]

"The clerk looks up at her and says 'This is my stuff and I want it back,'" Allen said. "The suspect reaches in her purse, hands everything over and then runs out the door."
heh
:D