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Scott D
5/21/2006, 10:05 PM
While you and your physique were of the hotness, I wasn't digging the boyish haircut or the silver stud you had in your upper lip. I also know that your tan is hella fake blondie.

Sincerely,
Guy who spent too many hours in an A&F in a college town.
Hatfield
5/21/2006, 10:06 PM
worthless without pictures.
TUSooner
5/21/2006, 10:06 PM
While you and your c cups were of the hotness, I wasn't digging the boyish haircut or the silver stud you had in your upper lip. I also know that your tan is hella fake blondie.

Sincerely,
Guy who spent too many hours in an A&F in a college town.
Buy cheaper clothes and spend your savings on beer.
You're welcome! :D
Scott D
5/21/2006, 10:19 PM
oh believe me TU, I wouldn't buy that tripe.

Why anyone would pay $80 for a pair of jeans pre-torn and with paint splashed on them is beyond me. You can get em for $20 and tear and paint on em yourself imo.
Boomer.....
5/22/2006, 07:38 AM
oh believe me TU, I wouldn't buy that tripe.

Why anyone would pay $80 for a pair of jeans pre-torn and with paint splashed on them is beyond me. You can get em for $20 and tear and paint on em yourself imo.

Why were you in there then? I hate A&F.
Scott D
5/22/2006, 08:06 AM
It was their turn to get inventoried last night.
Cack
5/22/2006, 08:07 AM
/\ he was in there to look at the C cup blonde and to find all of her imperfections ... just turn the lights off man ... no fake tan look ... no stud in her lip ... uuhhh still has short hair ... but 1 outta 3 ain't bad
BigRedJed
5/22/2006, 08:33 AM
Excuse me miss, don't you have anything here in a 38 waist?
Scott D
5/22/2006, 08:34 AM
heh...they have up to I believe size 40...more than that and you are apparently too fat for their expensive clothes ;)
BeetDigger
5/22/2006, 09:26 AM
heh...they have up to I believe size 40...more than that and you are apparently too fat for their expensive clothes ;)


I guess they haven't developed their "A&F, Big and Tall" concept yet. :texan:
NormanPride
5/22/2006, 09:38 AM
fat people are SO not in.
Osce0la
5/22/2006, 10:16 AM
oh believe me TU, I wouldn't buy that tripe.

Why anyone would pay $80 for a pair of jeans pre-torn and with paint splashed on them is beyond me. You can get em for $20 and tear and paint on em yourself imo.
You could probably go to the thrift store and they'd already be ripped and painted for you, and you'd probably only pay $2-5.
King Crimson
5/22/2006, 10:22 AM
in the past, i've had some students that worked at A&F....they acted like they were royalty.

sometimes i assign this article for kicks.

http://archive.salon.com/mwt/feature/2000/03/03/abercrappie/print.html