The Pimpest 4 Word thread.

[dolemitesooner]

Have you ever went

[StoopTroup]

to Stillwater and thrown

[dolemitesooner]

**** at a poke?

[dolemitesooner]

For it was the

[StoopTroup]

poke who wiped it

[dolemitesooner]

from where I dont

[hurricane'bone]

liked to be touched

[BoogercountySooner]

in the left ear

[stoops the eternal pimp]

honestly thinking that they

[dolemitesooner]

heard the words I

[stoops the eternal pimp]

said about dear old

[dolemitesooner]

JESUS IN MY MOUTH

[StoopTroup]

out out out out

[jacru]

4 too many words

[slickdawg]

to think of timely

[Tailwind]

try poetry instead of

[Jimminy Crimson]

scratching yo nut sack

[BoogercountySooner]

with somebody elses hand

[jacru]

build my post count

[Tailwind]

by playing word games

[stoops the eternal pimp]

in (blank) word threads

[opksooner]

will punctuation be allowed

[stoops the eternal pimp]

probably not on here

[Tailwind]

but it's still fun!

[StoopTroup]

doing it with a

[Tailwind]

head full of words

[stoops the eternal pimp]

that randomly fall out

[StoopTroup]

of Jared's *** crack

[jacru]

anatomically correct mannequins doing

[Tailwind]

the hand jive dance

[dolemitesooner]

WHILE SKEETING ON THE WALLS

[Tailwind]

wearing Day Glo Rollerblades

[noleamite]

in venice beach cali

[Tailwind]

causing minor collisions and

[StoopTroup]

lots of hugging and

[OUinFLA]

saying this thread sucs

[StoopTroup]

like a hoover vacuum

[OUinFLA]

plugged into 220 volt

[stoops the eternal pimp]

socket of jelly beans

[Tailwind]

glowing with jewel-like colors

[jacru]

reminiscent of LSD flashbacks

[Tailwind]

sustained partying in Haight-ashbury

[devOUt]

Ramonce brought his backpack

[Tailwind]

full of various drugs

[StoopTroup]

and implements of sexual

[Tailwind]

experimentation along with assorted

[jacru]

whorny team favorite positions

[stoops the eternal pimp]

like mack brown bent

[jacru]

over grabbing his ankles

[stoops the eternal pimp]

pretending im vince young

[Tailwind]

wearing a cheerleader outfit

[stoops the eternal pimp]

squealing like chris simms

[devOUt]

when Roy busted his

[stoops the eternal pimp]

baby bony throwing arm

[Octavian]

*** like a ho

[Octavian]

predictably late from me

[Tailwind]

greased up like a

[stoops the eternal pimp]

midget wrestling in jello

[Tailwind]

trying to pull the

[jacru]

privates of his opponent

[Tailwind]

through his fishnet stockings

[Octavian]

but he couldn't because

[OCUDad]

he couldn't find the

[Tailwind]

opening in the leg

[StoopTroup]

to insert his huge

[Tailwind]

hairy hands with jagged

[jacru]

fingernails pressed deep into

[Tailwind]

pomegranate seeds spilling red

[jacru]

juice flowing into the

[Tailwind]

cracks and crevices of

[jacru]

the glorious naked body

[Tailwind]

of some heroin chic

[jacru]

who sees the governor

[StoopTroup]

wearing a blue dress

[Tailwind]

and shiney patent pumps

[StoopTroup]

while pizza gets cold

[Tailwind]

achovies smelling like briney

[StoopTroup]

with dna smeared everywhere

[Tailwind]

messing up the crime scene

[StoopTroup]

while his Wife was

[Tailwind]

pleasuring herself with a

[slickdawg]

cucumber fresh from the

[Tailwind]

city farmer's market on

[slickdawg]

the I-35 onramp in

[Tailwind]

Newark, New jersey

[jacru]

someone can't count words

[Tailwind]

guess you're not kidding :D

[jacru]

that was four words :D

[OCUDad]

no it was not

[Tailwind]

not the time before

[OCUDad]

oh now I see

[Tailwind]

cool, then we agree

[Newbomb Turk]

back to the story

[jacru]

leadership needs not consensus

[Tailwind]

we do gives pleasure

[Newbomb Turk]

I'm going to drunkytown.

[Tailwind]

see you there shortly

[Newbomb Turk]

OK, make it quick.

[noleamite]

there in a few

[OzarkSooner]

minutes, so look out!

[noleamite]

for the fat girls

[Newbomb Turk]

they need lovin too. :O

[noleamite]

when no one looks

[Tailwind]

you male chauvenist pig :D

[noleamite]

only thing i know

[slickdawg]

slickdawg is ****in tired

[noleamite]

of these fat women

[StoopTroup]

lurking in the shadows

[noleamite]

and eating up everything

[StoopTroup]

while they wait for

[noleamite]

seconds at the buffet

[slickdawg]

before getting kicked out

[OCUDad]

for disturbing the peas

[jacru]

and little children who

[noleamite]

big fat women eat

[Tailwind]

with a little salt

[noleamite]

and peper on there

[jacru]

crispy, char-broiled flesh so

[noleamite]

they dont spill milk

[slickdawg]

on the new carpet

[jacru]

because they just got

[noleamite]

new big pink bloomers

[jacru]

to cover their enormous

[noleamite]

flab infested cottage cheese

[jacru]

they are now seeking

[noleamite]

the witness protection program

[OCUDad]

at Home Town Buffet

[noleamite]

to eat some more

[Tailwind]

well-cooked male chauvinist pigs

[noleamite]

while watching rush limbaugh

[Tailwind]

act like a dick

[noleamite]

balls strikes your out

[Tailwind]

no way in hell :D

[noleamite]

;) oh well i tried

[StoopTroup]

, should have used pliers

[noleamite]

to shut your mouth

[jacru]

full of cavities and

[slickdawg]

very large herpes sores

[Tailwind]

seeping unpleasant smelling goo

[OCUDad]

I'm gonna be sick

[Tailwind]

please hit the toilet

[OCUDad]

inter phlegm et sputum?

[Tailwind]

That is quite funny!

[OCUDad]

You sound so surprised

[Tailwind]

more appreciative than surprised.

[jacru]

I Feel the love

[Tailwind]

well, you know, right?

[jacru]

it's a many-splendored thing

[slickdawg]

freely farting in your

[josh09]

fanny with many candles

[slickdawg]

igniting explosions from methane

[jacru]

billowing mushroom-cloud plumes

[OCUDad]

into the night sky

[Tailwind]

brightening up my life

[slickdawg]

like hiroshima and nagasaki

[Tailwind]

Fat Man /Little Boy?

[slickdawg]

glowing little yellow people

[Tailwind]

running around trying to

[slickdawg]

put the fire out

[jacru]

screaming like chicken little

[slickdawg]

and puking up blood

[Tailwind]

while flesh falls off

[jacru]

diseased bones

[slickdawg]

deformed into mysterious shapes

[Tailwind]

putrid bubbling sores and

[slickdawg]

puss ooze out of

[Tailwind]

deep purple gashes with

[jacru]

content unsuitable for minors

[OCUDad]

please jack this thread

[Tailwind]

man are we sick

[noleamite]

of the fat girls

[Tailwind]

oh it's you again

[OCUDad]

Please find another fantasy

[Tailwind]

my sentiments exactly thanks

[slickdawg]

who here sniffs farts?

[OCUDad]

Apparently slickdawg occasionally inhales

[Tailwind]

I hold my nose

[noleamite]

so i dont drown

[jacru]

as they argued, suddenly

[noleamite]

bitch wheres my money

[Tailwind]

that's MY money suckah

[noleamite]

stay in line hoe

[josh09]

i hate these threads

[josh09]

just kidding theyre cool

[josh09]

both those comments worked

[noleamite]

work for my money

[Tailwind]

make me fat bastahd

[mrssoonerhubler]

get in my belly

[jacru]

make the baby move

[Tailwind]

baby..it's the other

[OCUDad]

oh no you don't

[Tailwind]

oh, but I do :D

[OCUDad]

Ninety degree turn ahead

[Tailwind]

I can just make

[jacru]

out with my girl

[OCUDad]

if we can avoid

[jacru]

her crazy old man

[Tailwind]

And my crazy wife

[noleamite]

your fat lazy wife

[dolemitesooner]

hung out with nolemite

[josh09]

while eating sweet candy

[Tailwind]

and not brushing teeth

[josh09]

getting lots of cavities

[Tailwind]

in their nether regions

[josh09]

of the oral area

[Tailwind]

smells like decaying meat

[josh09]

with many flavored skittles

[Tailwind]

rainbow hued stains seep

[jacru]

the dentist salivated at

[jacru]

the riches that mouth

[Tailwind]

enabled him to purchase

[OCUDad]

his fleet of Porsches

[jacru]

swings on the porsches

[noleamite]

911 was a tragedy

[OCUDad]

noleamite is a tragedy

[Tailwind]

this is not news

[jacru]

you want news? go

[Tailwind]

where shall I go

[jacru]

go west young man

[OCUDad]

go east young woman

[Tailwind]

ok which is it

[jacru]

separation of the sexes

[Tailwind]

I am neither young

[jacru]

nor am I going

[Tailwind]

women like me should

[OCUDad]

show some more cleavage

[Tailwind]

if I could find it

[OCUDad]

look a little lower

[jacru]

slap you and leavage

[Tailwind]

oh that is cute

[jacru]

I am no brute

[Tailwind]

you a cool dude

[jacru]

I am honored Ma'am

[Tailwind]

back to the tale :D

[jacru]

whale of a tale

[slickdawg]

faster than a snail

[jacru]

crawled on the trail

[slickdawg]

faster than the mail

[jacru]

he paid his bail

[Tailwind]

drinking causes rhyming right?

[slickdawg]

that when dolemite's tight

[Tailwind]

the pictures are amusing

[jacru]

this thread is confusing

[slickdawg]

and it's rather amusing

[jacru]

I laugh while perusing

[slickdawg]

Real Roy Williams abusing

[jacru]

his opponents are losing

[Tailwind]

how long til football

[OCUDad]

players stop using steroids?

[Tailwind]

or anyone else for