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Melo
5/19/2006, 10:14 PM
The other night I made a big New York style cheese cake, with a chocolate ganache to go on top. And I am eating a peice right now. And it is great.

That is all.

stoops the eternal pimp
5/19/2006, 10:25 PM
what are you drinking with it?

Melo
5/19/2006, 10:28 PM
Normally, I would drink milk. But when I opened the fridge, I saw the Dr. pepper... and there was a halo of light around it... and I just HAD to grab the DP.

stoops the eternal pimp
5/19/2006, 10:34 PM
Good answer....if you would have said coke, i would have come at you like a tornado with arms and teeth....

Milk should always be numero uno, but going with the dp option is ok in this instance...

Not a funky flavored DP i hope

the new stuff tastes like robotussin...which is good but not what i want my carbonated beverage to tastelike

SicEmBaylor
5/19/2006, 10:36 PM
The other night I made a big New York style cheese cake, with a chocolate ganache to go on top. And I am eating a peice right now. And it is great.

That is all.

So, on top of following me around and playing drums will you also cook? I need someone to cook for me soooo bad.

Melo
5/19/2006, 11:14 PM
So, on top of following me around and playing drums will you also cook? I need someone to cook for me soooo bad.

Sure thing :D

proud gonzo
5/19/2006, 11:16 PM
Good answer....if you would have said coke, i would have come at you like a tornado with arms and teeth....

Milk should always be numero uno, but going with the dp option is ok in this instance...

Not a funky flavored DP i hope

the new stuff tastes like robotussin...which is good but not what i want my carbonated beverage to tastelike

milk with cheesecake? hmm...

Melo
5/19/2006, 11:22 PM
Good answer....if you would have said coke, i would have come at you like a tornado with arms and teeth....

Milk should always be numero uno, but going with the dp option is ok in this instance...

Not a funky flavored DP i hope

the new stuff tastes like robotussin...which is good but not what i want my carbonated beverage to tastelike

Rest assured... it is original DP. I have never even brought myself to try the flavored stuff.

PrideTrombone
5/19/2006, 11:23 PM
So, on top of following me around and playing drums will you also cook? I need someone to cook for me soooo bad.

You're gonna have to split time with Dolemite though. :D

Melo
5/19/2006, 11:25 PM
You're gonna have to split time with Dolemite though. :D

Uh dont forget that I have to split some time with your mom, too. So that goes three ways.

PrideTrombone
5/19/2006, 11:27 PM
Uh dont forget that I have to split some time with your mom, too. So that goes three ways.

Yeah, she wants her money. :eek:

Melo
5/19/2006, 11:28 PM
Are you kidding me?! Everyone else is paying me for my time. I dont pay people to follow them around and make them look cool/cook for them. They pay me. Got that? ;)

SicEmBaylor
5/19/2006, 11:44 PM
Are you kidding me?! Everyone else is paying me for my time. I dont pay people to follow them around and make them look cool/cook for them. They pay me. Got that? ;)

I have another duty for you. I'm having dinner with my ex and her husband in a few weeks and you may need to go with me to make her jealous. :D

Kidding. ;)

Melo
5/19/2006, 11:46 PM
I have another duty for you. I'm having dinner with my ex and her husband in a few weeks and you may need to go with me to make her jealous. :D

Kidding. ;)

I'm still getting paid, right? Then OF COURSE I will go with you! ;)

SicEmBaylor
5/19/2006, 11:50 PM
I'm still getting paid, right? Then OF COURSE I will go with you! ;)

Yeah. These days if I want a date I'm probably gonna have to pay for it. :D

pb4ou
5/20/2006, 12:27 AM
Come on Melo, be a sport. Go with him. It could be real fun.

Melo
5/20/2006, 01:36 AM
It could be...

dolemitesooner
5/20/2006, 02:00 AM
You're gonna have to split time with Dolemite though. :D
What are you trying to say?
I can cook like a mad man.
are you saying that I am gay?
Because somtimes I eat fried spam

SicEmBaylor
5/20/2006, 02:01 AM
Dolemite is probably the type of guy girls want to have fun with, and I'm the type of guy you take home to momma and daddy. :D

proud gonzo
5/20/2006, 02:02 AM
What are you trying to say?
I can cook like a mad man.
are you saying that I am gay?
Because somtimes I eat fried spam

poetry at 2 am courtesy of DOlemitTE

dolemitesooner
5/20/2006, 02:13 AM
Dolemite is probably the type of guy girls want to have fun with, and I'm the type of guy you take home to momma and daddy. :D
Well you have not met Jayson Hartless then have you. Hell yeah all the Ladies want to be with Dolemite **** he is a pimp. But Jayson is the one you take home to Mom and Dad.

example

http://www.kellie.de/fm1/fm_hands.jpg
Dolemite

http://www.ouab.net/photos/event/164.jpg
Jayson Hartless

Melo
5/20/2006, 02:19 AM
Dolemite is probably the type of guy girls want to have fun with, and I'm the type of guy you take home to momma and daddy. :D

You might be speaking the truth.

dolemitesooner
5/20/2006, 02:22 AM
I say 3 stars ...I mean **** if I post in a thread it gets at least 3 stars

SicEmBaylor
5/20/2006, 02:41 AM
You might be speaking the truth.
hehe

THough in reality, I'm probably way too conservative for you. Though, I've always been far more attracted to more liberal outgoing girls. I need someone to counter-balance me. :D

Plus, I have a feeling the longer you know me the longer I'd have to pay you to stick around, play the drums, and cook for me. ;-)

SicEmBaylor
5/20/2006, 02:42 AM
Well you have not met Jayson Hartless then have you. Hell yeah all the Ladies want to be with Dolemite **** he is a pimp. But Jayson is the one you take home to Mom and Dad.

example

http://www.kellie.de/fm1/fm_hands.jpg
Dolemite

http://www.ouab.net/photos/event/164.jpg
Jayson Hartless

That's not seriously your name is it? Pretty ballsy putting your name on an open internet forum!

dolemitesooner
5/20/2006, 08:58 AM
That's not seriously your name is it? Pretty ballsy putting your name on an open internet forum!
Why...I have nothing to hide...Half the people on this damn thing know my and have met me in the RL anyways

StoopTroup
5/20/2006, 09:24 AM
Well you have not met Jayson Hartless then have you. Hell yeah all the Ladies want to be with Dolemite **** he is a pimp. But Jayson is the one you take home to Mom and Dad.

example

http://www.kellie.de/fm1/fm_hands.jpg
Dolemite

http://www.ouab.net/photos/event/164.jpg
Jayson Hartless
Jayson Hartless may be smooth...

But he's no Eddie Haskell. :D

http://www.fatcityartists.com/images/osmond.jpg

PrideTrombone
5/20/2006, 09:25 AM
Well you have not met Jayson Hartless then have you. Hell yeah all the Ladies want to be with Dolemite **** he is a pimp. But Jayson is the one you take home to Mom and Dad.

example

http://www.kellie.de/fm1/fm_hands.jpg
Dolemite

http://www.ouab.net/photos/event/164.jpg
Jayson Hartless
Dolemite's black? :confused:

Mjcpr
5/20/2006, 09:27 AM
Dolemite's black? :confused:
He's just a brotha from anotha colah.

I got nothin'........

dolemitesooner
5/20/2006, 09:35 AM
yeah I am black you didnt know? duh

yermom
5/20/2006, 11:00 AM
Well you have not met Jayson Hartless then have you. Hell yeah all the Ladies want to be with Dolemite **** he is a pimp. But Jayson is the one you take home to Mom and Dad.

example

http://www.kellie.de/fm1/fm_hands.jpg
Dolemite

http://www.ouab.net/photos/event/164.jpg
Jayson Hartless

this might be the best :dolemite: post ever

dolemitesooner
5/20/2006, 11:02 AM
I try hard somtimes

Melo
5/20/2006, 02:32 PM
hehe

THough in reality, I'm probably way too conservative for you. Though, I've always been far more attracted to more liberal outgoing girls. I need someone to counter-balance me. :D

Plus, I have a feeling the longer you know me the longer I'd have to pay you to stick around, play the drums, and cook for me. ;-)

Hmmm... while truth is, I am a bit more liberal than I was about a year ago when I joined the board, in all honesty, the same conservative outlooks I had back then are still major ones I carry with me today.

dolemitesooner
7/31/2007, 05:52 PM
This is the best thread evar

SicEmBaylor
7/31/2007, 08:57 PM
Heh.

M
7/31/2007, 09:19 PM
I was going to add something to this discussion, but I decided it's best if I keep my mouth shut. :O

OU Adonis
7/31/2007, 09:39 PM
Was this the last time Sic'em talked to a girl besides the branson girl?

SicEmBaylor
7/31/2007, 09:50 PM
Was this the last time Sic'em talked to a girl besides the branson girl?
Oh, I have lots of friends that are girls. I had dinner with one just tonight. That's my problem, I always put myself into the "friend" zone with all these girls and can't get out of it.

Harry Beanbag
7/31/2007, 10:34 PM
I'm still getting paid, right? Then OF COURSE I will go with you! ;)


Just meet him in Houston, it'll be a good time.:texan:

SicEmBaylor
7/31/2007, 10:35 PM
Make no mistake, if a chick offered then I'd hit it 6 ways to Sunday.

GottaHavePride
7/31/2007, 10:55 PM
Wait a minute... drink milk with cheesecake? That just doesn't make a damn bit of sense. I mean, you're getting milk in solid and liquid forms. It's like drinking milk at breakfast while eating biscuits and gravy. Milk overdose. If anything, have the cheesecake with another glass of whatever wine you were having with dinner.

Mongo
7/31/2007, 10:58 PM
pffftt, I chug fondue while eating cheesecake

amateurs

soonersweetie
8/1/2007, 02:38 PM
Melo,

What I would like to know, if you are willing to share, is the recipe for said yummy cheesecake with ganache icing??? I have always wanted to try and make ganache icing, but truly don't have a clue on how to do it and I'm normally pretty good at baking.

crawfish
8/1/2007, 02:43 PM
She's got a panache for ganache.

StuIsTheMan
8/1/2007, 03:05 PM
Oh, I have lots of friends that are girls. I had dinner with one just tonight. That's my problem, I always put myself into the "friend" zone with all these girls and can't get out of it.
Dude you really need to listen to Tom...www.blowmeuptom.com...give him a call 1-800-580-0866...M-F 3-7pm...HE WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE!
All single men should hold this guy as their savior.

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