my dad can beat up your dad

[picasso]

and still have enough sand to mow the lawn.

[Tailwind]

Ok, I'll give you his address....please have someone take pictures for me, k?

[picasso]

dad says he laughs at you and spits on your nancy boy medicine.

[Tailwind]

Whatever...you promised to have your dad kick my dad's ***. I was looking forward to it.

[picasso]

Whatever...you promised to have your dad kick my dad's ***. I was looking forward to it.
never said that. just said he could beat him up.

up and down the street that is, like a little girly person.

[Tailwind]

Damn! Well, I wouldn't doubt it. Not one bit.

[picasso]

neither would I. you know they didn't have school where dad came from. they just had to walk up hills all day and get pelted with very sharply edged rocks.

[Tailwind]

Must've made him very tough....and a very fast runner.

[picasso]

no he never ran. running is for whussies.
he would catch them and throw'em back. even at old ladies.

[Tailwind]

Was his nickname "Deadeye"?

[picasso]

Was his nickname "Deadeye"?
nope, they called him Tim. although that wasn't his name.

[Tailwind]

May one enquire as to the reason for this nickname?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Was he tiny?

[picasso]

yes.

[Tailwind]

Heh!

[picasso]

Was he tiny?
tiny enough to kick a field goal with your head.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Mean Tiny Tim.....just sounds like pure evvaill!!

[picasso]

Mean Tiny Tim.....just sounds like pure evvaill!!
he used to throw kitty cats over houses.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

tiny enough to kick a field goal with your head.

Is his last name Lashar?

[Tailwind]

Why?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Tiny Tim Lashar the kicker for the Sooners...Is he your dad

[picasso]

Tiny Tim Lashar the kicker for the Sooners...Is he your dad
no, Dad is 76, he would have played for Snorter Luster.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

hmmm...Sounds dangerous

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Was he rough on you growing up?

[walkoffsooner]

Does he have a brother?