View Full Version : Spek Comments That Make You Feel Like a Whore
Spreading it around so I can give it to someone else. - XXXXXX
What am I, chopped liver??!! :mad:
sanantoniosooner
5/18/2006, 08:28 AM
heh. ****
crawfish
5/18/2006, 08:32 AM
Random, drive-by spek!
I could use more of that. I've been posting crap lately. ;)
OUinFLA
5/18/2006, 09:04 AM
Spreading it around so I can give it to someone else. - XXXXXX
What am I, chopped liver??!! :mad:
That was one of your positive ones , right?
But, if your gonna be CL, be the best:
http://www.aish.com/graphics/articles/BubbieIrmasLiver230x150.gif
SoonerBorn68
5/18/2006, 09:09 AM
Random, drive-by spek!
I could use more of that. I've been posting crap lately. ;)
and getting a different animated avatar...'sup wid dat?
Stanley1
5/18/2006, 09:09 AM
I want to **** you.
Makes me feel cheap.
I want to **** you.
Makes me feel cheap.
Yep. BSG is a dirty woman.
Stanley1
5/18/2006, 09:12 AM
Yep. BSG is a dirty woman.
No, that one actually came from Howzit. :O
I want to man-hump you. - *eef
This is exactly the kind of thing I'm talking about.
What is man humping and who is *eef?
SicEmBaylor
5/18/2006, 09:18 AM
Spreading it around so I can give it to someone else. - XXXXXX
What am I, chopped liver??!! :mad:
Just a means to a much better end buddy....;)
Kidding. :D
crawfish
5/18/2006, 09:19 AM
and getting a different animated avatar...'sup wid dat?
I feel like a stealth poster. I don't even recognize my own posts...
I feel like a stealth poster. I don't even recognize my own posts...
They're easy to spot because they're the lame ones.
YWIA
SoonerBorn68
5/18/2006, 09:20 AM
Pat's playin' catcher? :eek:
Stanley1
5/18/2006, 09:21 AM
They're easy to spot because they're the ghey ones.
YWIA
fixed
sooneron
5/18/2006, 09:28 AM
..... signed, AG
crawfish
5/18/2006, 09:32 AM
No, those are mine.
Preach on, copycat-thread-maker-guy.
Howzit
5/18/2006, 09:46 AM
Chick's spek comments smell goooooood.
Osce0la
5/18/2006, 09:55 AM
What is man humping and who is *eef?
Reef?
picasso
5/18/2006, 10:00 AM
Man you lather me up.
always creeps me out.
stoops the eternal pimp
5/18/2006, 10:06 AM
What will 5 dollars get?
achiro
5/18/2006, 10:42 AM
"Here's your spek, whore!"
or just
"whore!"
I'd like to offer you $20 for a sex act. ** (*iking*itten)
Sick.
Viking Kitten
5/18/2006, 01:01 PM
I bet if I slapped you around a little, it'd really make you feel like a whore. A dirrrrrty whore.
SuperNinjaPirat*, I won't even dignify that with an answer.
Disgusting.
Viking Kitten
5/18/2006, 01:33 PM
SuperNinjaPirat*, I won't even dignify that with an answer.
Disgusting.
Like you'd recognize dignity if it paid you $10 to let it bite you on the a$s.
Ho.
Like you'd recognize dignity if it paid you $10 to let it bite you on the a$s.
Ho.
I thought she said her name was 'Destiny'.
ChickSoonerFan
5/18/2006, 01:51 PM
I just read over all my spek comments and none of them seem naughty.
Names have been removed to protect the privacy of the innocent.
Whaa?? :D -
bwahahaahahahahahaha
heh
heh. doleo reprimand. 1/2 spek points for you. (sorry, it's all i got now.)
HA! My spekker works! :D
thank you, you arent old either!
k. Chica.
I'm really not the ********* I seem to be on here. I'm pretty shy and reserved around girls.
You're the only one who remembered. Sniff.... ;)
relax and have some spek
Well played. :D
Hah!
I agree . . . :D
that deserves spek everytime. ;)
I'm really not the ********* I seem to be on here. I'm pretty shy and reserved around girls.
Just tell us who wrote that one.
Viking Kitten
5/18/2006, 01:56 PM
That one actually was from me. :O
NormanPride
5/18/2006, 02:01 PM
That one actually was from me. :O
Psh. You're not shy around girls. Nice try.
;)
crawfish
5/18/2006, 02:11 PM
I'm really not the ********* I seem to be on here. I'm pretty shy and reserved around girls.
Just tell us who wrote that one.
Perhaps we should come up with a list of *********s on the board and she can eliminate them one by one.
Perhaps we should come up with a list of *********s on the board and she can eliminate them one by one.
Good idea.
Chick, could you pick the ********* out of a lineup of similar *********s?
Howzit
5/18/2006, 02:12 PM
The list obviously starts with crawfish. Is that right Chick?
ChickSoonerFan
5/18/2006, 02:12 PM
I'm really not the ********* I seem to be on here. I'm pretty shy and reserved around girls.
Just tell us who wrote that one.
What is it worth to you?
I haven't felt like a whore in a while. I need to change that.
What is it worth to you?
Can you have sex on it?
Can you split it up or do I have to pay for the whole thing?
NormanPride
5/18/2006, 02:16 PM
Can you have sex on it?
Can you split it up or do I have to pay for the whole thing?
Are we talking about a whore here? Or a *********? This is important.
Viking Kitten
5/18/2006, 02:17 PM
What is it worth to you?
10 grams of crack and a McDonald's Extra Value Meal?
Howzit
5/18/2006, 02:17 PM
Are we talking about a whore here? Or a *********? This is important.
If it's crawfish the answer is "Yes."
ChickSoonerFan
5/18/2006, 02:20 PM
The list obviously starts with crawfish. Is that right Chick?
Nope.
Good idea.
Chick, could you pick the ********* out of a lineup of similar *********s?
See...you missed the point of the spek cooment..he is NOT really a *********.
NormanPride
5/18/2006, 02:24 PM
So there's a whore, but no *********, and all of them are craw? I'm amazingly confused now...
crawfish
5/18/2006, 02:47 PM
The list obviously starts with crawfish. Is that right Chick?
Nope.
PWN3D!!!!! :D
I dont get naughty spek comments, either. :(
Heh
good stuff, melo
Congrats on the tix whoever the hell they are.
have some spek anyway!
Heh
awesome site
that is some of the funniest **** I have ever seen
Trouble maker.....
camping spek-- my best memories growing up were all from camping
where the hell do you camp in DC?
that's bull****... i'm not sure what i would have done
heh
I agree
but my feet were cold
heh. Me too. Weirdos...lol
SicEmBaylor
5/18/2006, 03:38 PM
I wouldn't mind getting me some dirty spek. Alas it's all pretty tame. :D
Heh... I was thinking the same thing... =)
I know...just trying to wake up the board. :D
we speak the same language, dude
Neil Diamond spek
I got negged
heh
*name*
couldn't agree with you more. I hate the movies, malls, etc due to kids.
get a deck of cards and deal with it
*blank*
'zactly!
Thanks! ;)
Silly, silly bear . ;)
Have some spek!
hehehehe :D
couldn't agree with you more. I hate the movies, malls, etc due to kids.
May I guess?
SicEmBaylor
5/18/2006, 03:41 PM
couldn't agree with you more. I hate the movies, malls, etc due to kids.
May I guess?
You can guess, but I have no clue who it is. Didn't leave a name. :D
Stanley1
5/18/2006, 04:40 PM
I wanna play. Nothing very naughty here either.
-I'm spreading it 'cause somebody deserves a spek hammer.
-I can see your sac from here...
-Spreadin it around
-There are two types of people in this world. Those who like Neil Diamond and those who don't. Those who don't can eat **** and die!
-Have some spek!
-heeheeeeeeeee
-I feel ya.
-Hee hee.
-I guess DE told you! How dare you talk to a mod that way!
-negspek war
-kwitcherbitchin'
BeetDigger
5/18/2006, 04:54 PM
I wanna play. Nothing very naughty here either.
-I can see your sac from here... - Howzit
-Spreadin it around like a bad case of VD - Craw
-There are two types of people in this world. Those who would like to do Neil Diamond and those who don't. Those who don't can eat **** and die! - Mjcpr
-I feel ya. - Chick
-Hee hee. That's what I always say when you PM me a picture of your "spek hammer" - VK
-I guess DE told you that I am a cross-dresser! How dare you talk to a mod that way! - Dean
-kwitcherbitchin you fancy nancy - Czar
Wow, you get great spek there. :eek:
ChickSoonerFan
5/18/2006, 04:58 PM
Wow, you get great spek there. :eek:
I know you are wrong about at least one and you BETTER be wrong about one other one. :mad:
Stanley1
5/18/2006, 05:01 PM
I know you are wrong about at least one and you BETTER be wrong about one other one. :mad:
Heh. :O
Scott D
5/18/2006, 05:02 PM
I know you are wrong about at least one and you BETTER be wrong about one other one. :mad:
ok so he's wrong about the one attributed to you, and 'better' be wrong about the one from Czar ;)
Howzit
5/18/2006, 05:30 PM
I wanna play. Nothing very naughty here either.
-I'm spreading it 'cause somebody deserves a spek hammer.
-I can see your sac from here...
-Spreadin it around
-There are two types of people in this world. Those who like Neil Diamond and those who don't. Those who don't can eat **** and die!
-Have some spek!
-heeheeeeeeeee
-I feel ya.
-Hee hee.
-I guess DE told you! How dare you talk to a mod that way!
-negspek war
-kwitcherbitchin'
Update your list, Stan.
Stanley1
5/18/2006, 05:36 PM
Howzit just added this gem:
You're a warrior - A PURPLE FREAKIN HELMETED WARRIOR!!!1 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAAHAAAAAAAA.
Funny thing is, I WAS gonna help him move. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Howzit
5/18/2006, 05:36 PM
:D
stoops the eternal pimp
5/18/2006, 05:41 PM
wow..i am a spek whore
Al Gore
5/18/2006, 07:21 PM
..... signed, AGYou are lucky that Norm and Beano had my spekker removed.......
StoopTroup
5/18/2006, 07:33 PM
.
No recent spek for me. It's like if you don't post, you don't get any spek. :confused:
And I've only gotten one semi-naughty spek, and it was even from a female. :D Oh, and one from Beef, I think. :mad:
:D
SicEmBaylor
5/18/2006, 08:29 PM
You are lucky that Norm and Beano had my spekker removed.......
So, I tried to PM you this but I forgot your PM privs had been revoked...
Exactly what was so bad about your avatars? I remember you having them and nothing in particular sticks out in my mind.
Al Gore
5/18/2006, 08:34 PM
So, I tried to PM you this but I forgot your PM privs had been revoked...
Exactly what was so bad about your avatars? I remember you having them and nothing in particular sticks out in my mind.Good question....They didn't like flat bellies, long legs and blonde hair???
picasso
5/18/2006, 09:17 PM
me love you long time.
-Howzit
picasso
5/18/2006, 09:21 PM
Howzit love you long time.
-Howzit
stoops the eternal pimp
5/18/2006, 09:23 PM
sooky sooky
picasso
5/18/2006, 09:24 PM
you had me at hello.
-Sooner04
Sooner_Bob
5/18/2006, 09:49 PM
heh
:D
thank you--I'm glad everyone doesn't try find a secret meaning
I agree ...:)
thanks :D
RANDOM SPEK
Thanks!
No kidding
spek back ...gottcha beoncye
Heh. Fine use of Les.
heh...returning spek :D
noleamite
5/18/2006, 10:28 PM
I'm about to SPEK da #$%! of you!
dolemitesooner
5/18/2006, 10:30 PM
wtf
BeetDigger
5/19/2006, 08:24 AM
heh
:D
thank you--I'm glad everyone doesn't try find a secret meaning, wild man love doesn't need a secret meaning.
I agree, Brokeback was a great movie, I saw it four times too ...:)
thanks for the reach around :D
Thanks for your login id to the gay pron sites!
spek back ...gottcha beoncye, tonight I am on bottom
Heh. Fine use of Les and the anal lube jar.
:eek:
Sooner in Tampa
5/19/2006, 08:30 AM
So, I tried to PM you this but I forgot your PM privs had been revoked...
Exactly what was so bad about your avatars? I remember you having them and nothing in particular sticks out in my mind.Al doesn't have a spek hammer or PEEM ? :eek: Who did he **** off this time?
Howzit
5/19/2006, 04:09 PM
can you give me some art lessons? - picasso
BlondeSoonerGirl
5/19/2006, 04:20 PM
'I want to make your ears pointy' - Howzit
WTF?
Howzit
5/19/2006, 04:23 PM
Oh, I meant to say You make my spear pointy.
Sorry, my bad.
Viking Kitten
5/19/2006, 04:25 PM
SHOW YOUR KNEES! - Howzit
Howzit
5/19/2006, 04:34 PM
Oh, I meant to say "SHOW YOUR T'S! -HOWZIT"
Sorry, my bad.
Viking Kitten
5/19/2006, 05:00 PM
Wanna come smash my atom? - Ike
ha!
and, by the way, I thought $3 was a fair price...;)
Howzit
5/19/2006, 05:03 PM
I'm gonna run over your horse. Run. Over. - VK
Viking Kitten
5/19/2006, 10:14 PM
ha!
and, by the way, I thought $3 was a fair price...;)
You're lucky I charge on a sliding scale. ;)
giant ball of oil - Fugue
:confused:
picasso
5/20/2006, 12:16 AM
was it as good as you thought it was gonna be?
-Howzie Poo
Spek me and I'll spek you back
Jimminy Crimson
5/20/2006, 12:31 AM
a/s/l?
:eek:
Stanley1
5/20/2006, 06:42 AM
Wanna ****?
- *hic*
Howzit
5/20/2006, 07:40 AM
wanna tri my ath, Lon? - picatho
picasso
5/20/2006, 08:33 AM
I love lamp.
-Howzittity
giant ball of oil - Fugue
:confused:
i take for granted that everyone else has my same vast/pathetic knowledge of all things Seinfeld.
you were wanting dirty spek and George tells Jerry, "there is nothing dirtier than a giant...oh nevermind.
::O
StoopTroup
5/20/2006, 01:54 PM
I’m an internet celebrity and get 5 million hits from Google.
Just gave Bob some spek but the damn thing cut off somehow. I've no idea what I said. I feel like Doleo.:confused:
stoops the eternal pimp
5/20/2006, 11:17 PM
I miss you ron...I miss the way you laugh....I miss your smile...I think you and I should get an apartment after all of this gets cleared up
proud gonzo
5/21/2006, 12:29 AM
"what you think I dont know how to write poetry. You guys really do think I am stupid. Why do you hate america?"
i take for granted that everyone else has my same vast/pathetic knowledge of all things Seinfeld.
you were wanting dirty spek and George tells Jerry, "there is nothing dirtier than a giant...oh nevermind.
::O
Oh. It makes more sense, now. Thanks! :D
Sooner_Bob
5/21/2006, 07:43 PM
Just gave Bob some spek but the damn thing cut off somehow. I've no idea what I said. I feel like Doleo.:confused:
It was blank . . . :( But I'll take it. :D
It was blank . . . :( But I'll take it. :D
I was in the middle of typing when the screen returned to this thread. Weird.
StoopTroup
5/21/2006, 09:51 PM
spectacky
picasso
5/31/2006, 10:28 PM
Don't bend over for the soap.
-Norm not in Norman
Stanley1
5/31/2006, 10:30 PM
I want to touch you all over. - Elf Boy
picasso
5/31/2006, 10:33 PM
I want to touch you all over. - Elf Boy
and over again
till the night closes innnnn
till the night closes innnnn
-Howzie Mandel
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
5/31/2006, 10:34 PM
AGREED!!! Plus you look HAWT all tan and ****. :)
hooray for boobies! j/k :D
GottaHavePride
5/31/2006, 11:21 PM
You're lucky I charge on a sliding scale. ;)
Oh god - every time I go play at this church in Nichols Hills there's an old guy working that tells the same two crappy musician jokes.
"Is it true they pay trombonists on a sliding scale?"
"If you keep practicing one day they'll call you a regular Donald Trumpet."
Argh! Every freaking time! Someday I'm just gonna throat-punch that old man.
OCUDad
5/31/2006, 11:25 PM
Someday I'm just gonna throat-punch that old man.Post reported.
Oh god - every time I go play at this church in Nichols Hills there's an old guy working that tells the same two crappy musician jokes.
"Is it true they pay trombonists on a sliding scale?"
"If you keep practicing one day they'll call you a regular Donald Trumpet."
Argh! Every freaking time! Someday I'm just gonna throat-punch that old man.
ok, though I can see how it would be uber irritating for you, "Donald Trumpet" is making me laugh a little.
:O
crawfish
6/1/2006, 08:59 AM
Oh god - every time I go play at this church in Nichols Hills there's an old guy working that tells the same two crappy musician jokes.
"Is it true they pay trombonists on a sliding scale?"
"If you keep practicing one day they'll call you a regular Donald Trumpet."
Argh! Every freaking time! Someday I'm just gonna throat-punch that old man.
How is it possible that that guy goes to every single church in America?
Sooner in Tampa
5/16/2011, 07:52 AM
hooray for boobies! :D
Amen
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