Spek Comments That Make You Feel Like a Whore

[Mjcpr]

Spreading it around so I can give it to someone else. - XXXXXX

What am I, chopped liver??!! :mad:

[sanantoniosooner]

heh. ****

[crawfish]

Random, drive-by spek!

I could use more of that. I've been posting crap lately. ;)

[OUinFLA]

Spreading it around so I can give it to someone else. - XXXXXX

What am I, chopped liver??!! :mad:


That was one of your positive ones , right?

But, if your gonna be CL, be the best:

http://www.aish.com/graphics/articles/BubbieIrmasLiver230x150.gif

[SoonerBorn68]

Random, drive-by spek!

I could use more of that. I've been posting crap lately. ;)

and getting a different animated avatar...'sup wid dat?

[Stanley1]

I want to **** you.

Makes me feel cheap.

[Mjcpr]

I want to **** you.

Makes me feel cheap.

Yep. BSG is a dirty woman.

[Stanley1]

Yep. BSG is a dirty woman.

No, that one actually came from Howzit. :O

[Mjcpr]

I want to man-hump you. - *eef

This is exactly the kind of thing I'm talking about.

[Beef]

What is man humping and who is *eef?

[SicEmBaylor]

Spreading it around so I can give it to someone else. - XXXXXX

What am I, chopped liver??!! :mad:

Just a means to a much better end buddy....;)
Kidding. :D

[crawfish]

and getting a different animated avatar...'sup wid dat?

I feel like a stealth poster. I don't even recognize my own posts...

[Mjcpr]

I feel like a stealth poster. I don't even recognize my own posts...

They're easy to spot because they're the lame ones.

YWIA

[SoonerBorn68]

Pat's playin' catcher? :eek:

[Stanley1]

They're easy to spot because they're the ghey ones.

YWIA

fixed

[sooneron]

..... signed, AG

[crawfish]

No, those are mine.

Preach on, copycat-thread-maker-guy.

[Howzit]

Chick's spek comments smell goooooood.

[Osce0la]

What is man humping and who is *eef?
Reef?

[picasso]

Man you lather me up.


always creeps me out.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

What will 5 dollars get?

[achiro]

"Here's your spek, whore!"

or just
"whore!"

[Mjcpr]

I'd like to offer you $20 for a sex act. ** (*iking*itten)

Sick.

[Viking Kitten]

I bet if I slapped you around a little, it'd really make you feel like a whore. A dirrrrrty whore.

[Mjcpr]

Will there be tickling?

[Mjcpr]

SuperNinjaPirat*, I won't even dignify that with an answer.

Disgusting.

[Viking Kitten]

SuperNinjaPirat*, I won't even dignify that with an answer.

Disgusting.

Like you'd recognize dignity if it paid you $10 to let it bite you on the a$s.

Ho.

[Mjcpr]

Like you'd recognize dignity if it paid you $10 to let it bite you on the a$s.

Ho.
I thought she said her name was 'Destiny'.

[ChickSoonerFan]

I just read over all my spek comments and none of them seem naughty.

Names have been removed to protect the privacy of the innocent.

Whaa?? :D -
bwahahaahahahahahaha
heh
heh. doleo reprimand. 1/2 spek points for you. (sorry, it's all i got now.)
HA! My spekker works! :D
thank you, you arent old either!
k. Chica.
I'm really not the ********* I seem to be on here. I'm pretty shy and reserved around girls.
You're the only one who remembered. Sniff.... ;)
relax and have some spek
Well played. :D
Hah!
I agree . . . :D
that deserves spek everytime. ;)

[Mjcpr]

I'm really not the ********* I seem to be on here. I'm pretty shy and reserved around girls.

Just tell us who wrote that one.

[Viking Kitten]

That one actually was from me. :O

[NormanPride]

That one actually was from me. :O

Psh. You're not shy around girls. Nice try.


;)

[crawfish]

I'm really not the ********* I seem to be on here. I'm pretty shy and reserved around girls.

Just tell us who wrote that one.

Perhaps we should come up with a list of *********s on the board and she can eliminate them one by one.

[Mjcpr]

Perhaps we should come up with a list of *********s on the board and she can eliminate them one by one.

Good idea.

Chick, could you pick the ********* out of a lineup of similar *********s?

[Howzit]

The list obviously starts with crawfish. Is that right Chick?

[ChickSoonerFan]

I'm really not the ********* I seem to be on here. I'm pretty shy and reserved around girls.

Just tell us who wrote that one.

What is it worth to you?

[Beef]

I haven't felt like a whore in a while. I need to change that.

[Mjcpr]

What is it worth to you?

Can you have sex on it?

Can you split it up or do I have to pay for the whole thing?

[NormanPride]

Can you have sex on it?

Can you split it up or do I have to pay for the whole thing?

Are we talking about a whore here? Or a *********? This is important.

[Viking Kitten]

What is it worth to you?

10 grams of crack and a McDonald's Extra Value Meal?

[Howzit]

Are we talking about a whore here? Or a *********? This is important.

If it's crawfish the answer is "Yes."

[ChickSoonerFan]

The list obviously starts with crawfish. Is that right Chick?

Nope.



Good idea.

Chick, could you pick the ********* out of a lineup of similar *********s?

See...you missed the point of the spek cooment..he is NOT really a *********.

[NormanPride]

So there's a whore, but no *********, and all of them are craw? I'm amazingly confused now...

[crawfish]

The list obviously starts with crawfish. Is that right Chick?



Nope.


PWN3D!!!!! :D

[Melo]

I dont get naughty spek comments, either. :(


Heh
good stuff, melo
Congrats on the tix whoever the hell they are.
have some spek anyway!
Heh
awesome site
that is some of the funniest **** I have ever seen
Trouble maker.....
camping spek-- my best memories growing up were all from camping
where the hell do you camp in DC?
that's bull****... i'm not sure what i would have done
heh
I agree
but my feet were cold
heh. Me too. Weirdos...lol

[SicEmBaylor]

I wouldn't mind getting me some dirty spek. Alas it's all pretty tame. :D

Heh... I was thinking the same thing... =)
I know...just trying to wake up the board. :D
we speak the same language, dude
Neil Diamond spek
I got negged
heh
*name*
couldn't agree with you more. I hate the movies, malls, etc due to kids.
get a deck of cards and deal with it
*blank*
'zactly!
Thanks! ;)
Silly, silly bear . ;)
Have some spek!
hehehehe :D

[Mjcpr]

couldn't agree with you more. I hate the movies, malls, etc due to kids.

May I guess?

[SicEmBaylor]

couldn't agree with you more. I hate the movies, malls, etc due to kids.

May I guess?

You can guess, but I have no clue who it is. Didn't leave a name. :D

[Stanley1]

I wanna play. Nothing very naughty here either.

-I'm spreading it 'cause somebody deserves a spek hammer.
-I can see your sac from here...
-Spreadin it around
-There are two types of people in this world. Those who like Neil Diamond and those who don't. Those who don't can eat **** and die!
-Have some spek!
-heeheeeeeeeee
-I feel ya.
-Hee hee.
-I guess DE told you! How dare you talk to a mod that way!
-negspek war
-kwitcherbitchin'

[BeetDigger]

I wanna play. Nothing very naughty here either.

-I can see your sac from here... - Howzit
-Spreadin it around like a bad case of VD - Craw
-There are two types of people in this world. Those who would like to do Neil Diamond and those who don't. Those who don't can eat **** and die! - Mjcpr
-I feel ya. - Chick
-Hee hee. That's what I always say when you PM me a picture of your "spek hammer" - VK
-I guess DE told you that I am a cross-dresser! How dare you talk to a mod that way! - Dean
-kwitcherbitchin you fancy nancy - Czar


Wow, you get great spek there. :eek:

[ChickSoonerFan]

Wow, you get great spek there. :eek:

I know you are wrong about at least one and you BETTER be wrong about one other one. :mad:

[Stanley1]

I know you are wrong about at least one and you BETTER be wrong about one other one. :mad:

Heh. :O

[Scott D]

I know you are wrong about at least one and you BETTER be wrong about one other one. :mad:

ok so he's wrong about the one attributed to you, and 'better' be wrong about the one from Czar ;)

[Howzit]

I wanna play. Nothing very naughty here either.

-I'm spreading it 'cause somebody deserves a spek hammer.
-I can see your sac from here...
-Spreadin it around
-There are two types of people in this world. Those who like Neil Diamond and those who don't. Those who don't can eat **** and die!
-Have some spek!
-heeheeeeeeeee
-I feel ya.
-Hee hee.
-I guess DE told you! How dare you talk to a mod that way!
-negspek war
-kwitcherbitchin'

Update your list, Stan.

[Stanley1]

Howzit just added this gem:

You're a warrior - A PURPLE FREAKIN HELMETED WARRIOR!!!1 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAAHAAAAAAAA.

Funny thing is, I WAS gonna help him move. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Howzit]

:D

[stoops the eternal pimp]

wow..i am a spek whore

[Al Gore]

..... signed, AGYou are lucky that Norm and Beano had my spekker removed.......

[StoopTroup]

.

[OUDoc]

No recent spek for me. It's like if you don't post, you don't get any spek. :confused:

And I've only gotten one semi-naughty spek, and it was even from a female. :D Oh, and one from Beef, I think. :mad:

:D

[SicEmBaylor]

You are lucky that Norm and Beano had my spekker removed.......

So, I tried to PM you this but I forgot your PM privs had been revoked...

Exactly what was so bad about your avatars? I remember you having them and nothing in particular sticks out in my mind.

[Al Gore]

So, I tried to PM you this but I forgot your PM privs had been revoked...

Exactly what was so bad about your avatars? I remember you having them and nothing in particular sticks out in my mind.Good question....They didn't like flat bellies, long legs and blonde hair???

[picasso]

me love you long time.

-Howzit

[picasso]

Howzit love you long time.

-Howzit

[stoops the eternal pimp]

sooky sooky

[picasso]

you had me at hello.

-Sooner04

[Sooner_Bob]

heh
:D
thank you--I'm glad everyone doesn't try find a secret meaning
I agree ...:)
thanks :D
RANDOM SPEK
Thanks!
No kidding
spek back ...gottcha beoncye
Heh. Fine use of Les.
heh...returning spek :D

[noleamite]

I'm about to SPEK da #$%! of you!

[dolemitesooner]

wtf

[BeetDigger]

heh
:D
thank you--I'm glad everyone doesn't try find a secret meaning, wild man love doesn't need a secret meaning.
I agree, Brokeback was a great movie, I saw it four times too ...:)
thanks for the reach around :D
Thanks for your login id to the gay pron sites!
spek back ...gottcha beoncye, tonight I am on bottom
Heh. Fine use of Les and the anal lube jar.



:eek:

[Sooner in Tampa]

So, I tried to PM you this but I forgot your PM privs had been revoked...

Exactly what was so bad about your avatars? I remember you having them and nothing in particular sticks out in my mind.Al doesn't have a spek hammer or PEEM ? :eek: Who did he **** off this time?

[Howzit]

can you give me some art lessons? - picasso

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

'I want to make your ears pointy' - Howzit

WTF?

[Howzit]

Oh, I meant to say You make my spear pointy.

Sorry, my bad.

[Viking Kitten]

SHOW YOUR KNEES! - Howzit

[Howzit]

Oh, I meant to say "SHOW YOUR T'S! -HOWZIT"

Sorry, my bad.

[Ike]

YOU CAN DO EEET!

[Viking Kitten]

Wanna come smash my atom? - Ike

[Ike]

ha!


and, by the way, I thought $3 was a fair price...;)

[Howzit]

I'm gonna run over your horse. Run. Over. - VK

[Viking Kitten]

ha!


and, by the way, I thought $3 was a fair price...;)

You're lucky I charge on a sliding scale. ;)

[Melo]

giant ball of oil - Fugue


:confused:

[picasso]

was it as good as you thought it was gonna be?

-Howzie Poo

[pb4ou]

Spek me and I'll spek you back

[Jimminy Crimson]

a/s/l?

:eek:

[Stanley1]

Wanna ****?

- *hic*

[Howzit]

wanna tri my ath, Lon? - picatho

[picasso]

I love lamp.

-Howzittity

[Fugue]

giant ball of oil - Fugue


:confused:

i take for granted that everyone else has my same vast/pathetic knowledge of all things Seinfeld.

you were wanting dirty spek and George tells Jerry, "there is nothing dirtier than a giant...oh nevermind.

::O

[StoopTroup]

I’m an internet celebrity and get 5 million hits from Google.

[OUDoc]

Just gave Bob some spek but the damn thing cut off somehow. I've no idea what I said. I feel like Doleo.:confused:

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I miss you ron...I miss the way you laugh....I miss your smile...I think you and I should get an apartment after all of this gets cleared up

[proud gonzo]

"what you think I dont know how to write poetry. You guys really do think I am stupid. Why do you hate america?"

[Melo]

i take for granted that everyone else has my same vast/pathetic knowledge of all things Seinfeld.

you were wanting dirty spek and George tells Jerry, "there is nothing dirtier than a giant...oh nevermind.

::O

Oh. It makes more sense, now. Thanks! :D

[Sooner_Bob]

Just gave Bob some spek but the damn thing cut off somehow. I've no idea what I said. I feel like Doleo.:confused:


It was blank . . . :( But I'll take it. :D

[OUDoc]

It was blank . . . :( But I'll take it. :D
I was in the middle of typing when the screen returned to this thread. Weird.

[StoopTroup]

spectacky

[picasso]

Don't bend over for the soap.

-Norm not in Norman

[Stanley1]

I want to touch you all over. - Elf Boy

[picasso]

I want to touch you all over. - Elf Boy
and over again

till the night closes innnnn
till the night closes innnnn

-Howzie Mandel

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

AGREED!!! Plus you look HAWT all tan and ****. :)

[Melo]

hooray for boobies! j/k :D

[GottaHavePride]

You're lucky I charge on a sliding scale. ;)

Oh god - every time I go play at this church in Nichols Hills there's an old guy working that tells the same two crappy musician jokes.

"Is it true they pay trombonists on a sliding scale?"

"If you keep practicing one day they'll call you a regular Donald Trumpet."


Argh! Every freaking time! Someday I'm just gonna throat-punch that old man.

[OCUDad]

Someday I'm just gonna throat-punch that old man.Post reported.

[Fugue]

Oh god - every time I go play at this church in Nichols Hills there's an old guy working that tells the same two crappy musician jokes.

"Is it true they pay trombonists on a sliding scale?"

"If you keep practicing one day they'll call you a regular Donald Trumpet."


Argh! Every freaking time! Someday I'm just gonna throat-punch that old man.

ok, though I can see how it would be uber irritating for you, "Donald Trumpet" is making me laugh a little.
:O

[crawfish]

Oh god - every time I go play at this church in Nichols Hills there's an old guy working that tells the same two crappy musician jokes.

"Is it true they pay trombonists on a sliding scale?"

"If you keep practicing one day they'll call you a regular Donald Trumpet."


Argh! Every freaking time! Someday I'm just gonna throat-punch that old man.

How is it possible that that guy goes to every single church in America?

[Sooner in Tampa]

hooray for boobies! :D
Amen