Pimpin' ain't easy....

[AllAboutThe'O']

It's true.

http://www.pimpsup.com/home.htm

p.s.: not referring to stoops the eternal pimp. Because pimpin' may be that easy for him.:D

[stoops the eternal pimp]

sometimes its a lot of work...but a good pimp makes it look easy

[noleamite]

pimpin is easy

[Boomer.....]

G's up, Ho's down! :cool:

[jacru]

hey, if it was easy everybody would be doin' it.....
maybe not....
nevermind.

[yermom]

pimpin is easy

somehow, this is correct!

[walkoffsooner]

A good product sells itself.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I give out the Velvet Jones book upon making someone an employee

[Czar Soonerov]

I got a Ph.D, Pimpin Hoes Degree.

[StoopTroup]

Doleo's new avatar?

http://www.pimpsup.com/images/hook2.gif

[Scott D]

When I was 3 years old,
Straight pimp game I was told.
My daddy sent me to pimp school.
In this man's world, you can't be no fool.
If a pimp is what you wanna be,
You're gonna have to learn pimpology.
Pimpology: a pimp's profession.
Can't be effected by the Great Depression.
So if you want to be giant sized,
Come to my school. Get pimp-matized.
In your school, what do they teach?
English, math, and history.
Pimpin' game, you can learn.
And if you do, you will earn
A pimp diploma, just for you
For learning what you're taught when you come to school.
Lesson 1, you should know:
Never fall in love, with your ho.
Lesson 2 tells you to do only one thing:
Act cool.
Lesson 3:
Don't be a trick. If she's poor, if she's rich,
If your game is soft or hard,
It shouldn't take long to break the broad.
Lesson 4:
Keep ya ho. It's the most important thing to know.
'Cause I pimp or die. I'm like the Mack:
riding around Oakland in a Cadillac.
But on the other hand, if you can't pimp
And the hos keep treating you like a simp,
I don't know what to say about you boys.
You better go to the store and buy some toys.
'Cause you can't play this game.


yeah, beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyotch.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

cant have a pimp thread without Too Short

[Scott D]

it's gotta be Pimpalicious like that ;)

[stoops the eternal pimp]

standing on the corner in a white godfather hat
he drives a long black gangsta cadillac
he can steal broads nine man, three or fo' minutes
its not how long you talk bruh, its what you put in it

look out for shorty the pimp
yeah
he walks with a limp
cool man
shorty the pimp *echoes*