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Robertson: God Says Tsunami Possible For U.S. (http://www.wftv.com/news/9235304/detail.html)
POSTED: 9:19 pm EDT May 17, 2006
VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. -- The Rev. Pat Robertson says God has told him that storms and possibly a tsunami will hit America's coastline this year.
The founder of the Christian Broadcasting Network has told viewers of "The 700 Club" that the revelations came to him during his annual personal prayer retreat in January.
"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8.
He added specifics in Wednesday's show.
"There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest," he said.
Robertson has come under intense criticism in recent months for suggesting that U.S. agents should assassinate Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez and that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's stroke was divine retribution for Israel's pullout from the Gaza Strip.
stoops the eternal pimp
5/17/2006, 11:24 PM
As a christian, i wish he would go away
That's awesome..."If I heard the Lord right."
Even at his most batsh*t insane, he knows to leave wiggle room. :D
Jimminy Crimson
5/17/2006, 11:26 PM
Those people are crazy as frick.
I mean really.
OklahomaTuba
5/17/2006, 11:27 PM
Although I think he as nutty as it gets, I agree with his Chavez plan, no matter how unChristian it is.
stoops the eternal pimp
5/17/2006, 11:28 PM
That's awesome..."If I heard the Lord right."
Even at his most batsh*t insane, he knows to leave wiggle room. :D
Oh Oh I was wrong....He said that the coasts of America watches porn...Oh I mess up
Can we just lock him in a prayer tower and hang a sign on the door that says "Do Not Disturb...Unless You Are 900 Foot Jesus. In Which Case, He's Right In There...Knock Yourself Out, Lord."?
OklahomaTuba
5/17/2006, 11:37 PM
He isn't even that goofy Bri. (thank gawd!)
SicEmBaylor
5/17/2006, 11:38 PM
Although I think he as nutty as it gets, I agree with his Chavez plan, no matter how unChristian it is.
Tuba, Tuba, Tuba...
Not to thread hijack but I'm determined to pull you away from that dastardly neo-conservative wing and bring you home to the paleo-conservative/Pat Buchanan school of thought.
You can't just go around assasinating leaders no matter how insane they are, no matter how much they publically slam these United States, and no matter how much it would make us feel REALLY good to do so.
First, he doesn't really present a major national security thread unless he cuts his oil exports to us and he isn't going to do that becuase he needs that revenue in order to retain his popularity at home. Nor should we be in the business of assasinating foreign leaders unless and until they pose a major security threat.
Second, we'd only be creating another freaking marxist hero in a region that already has too many. Unless you want to see t-shirts with Chavez's face on them next to Che's for the next 100 years then you'd better just leave him be as a rather annoying thorn in our side.
Third, the fallout from assasinating a foreign leader that poses very little risk to our security around the world but especially in latin America would simply be horrific. Whoever takes Chavez's place is probably going to be even MORE radical than he is.
OklahomaTuba
5/17/2006, 11:46 PM
Well, if I wasn't drunk I might agree with ya!
I just don't want him to become a theat that he can be.
soonerhubs
5/17/2006, 11:47 PM
So should we cancel our plans to Oregon this fall? ;)
Beano's Fourth Chin
5/18/2006, 12:12 AM
As a christian, i wish he would go away
As a bat-**** insane person, I wish he would go away.
KaiserSooner
5/18/2006, 12:16 AM
What a dunderhead. But he makes me laugh. I seriously wish he would open his mouth more often. Everytime he does, he provides great entertainment and discredits his fundamentalist ilk, to boot.
Good times :D
Beano's Fourth Chin
5/18/2006, 12:25 AM
His ilk is pretty small at this point. I don't know of anyone that claims him.
If he hadn't signed that deal with ABC when he sold his broadcasting company, I doubt he'd still have a show.
Tailwind
5/18/2006, 12:40 AM
Like our coasts don't get lashed by storms every year? Wonder why God hasn't told him false prophets go to hell?
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
5/18/2006, 01:08 AM
Robertson, Buchanan and Keys-Loose Cannons, one and all.
Jimminy Crimson
5/18/2006, 01:17 AM
If he hadn't signed that deal with ABC when he sold his broadcasting company, I doubt he'd still have a show.
He's like the Notre Dame of televangelists! ;)
Octavian
5/18/2006, 01:31 AM
Like our coasts don't get lashed by storms every year?
exactly.
I foresee the year 2050....there will be natural disasters, political discontent, a war somewhere, and poverty!
Pat doing his best Nostradamus? No thanks...gimme some Sylvia Brown ;)
olevetonahill
5/18/2006, 02:17 AM
I missed it just missed it all
Is God gonna take him home if hes wrong ? :confused:
olevetonahill
5/18/2006, 02:18 AM
exactly.
I foresee the year 2050....there will be natural disasters, political discontent, a war somewhere, and poverty!
Pat doing his best Nostradamus? No thanks...gimme some Sylvia Brown ;)
In the Year 2525 im wondering if man will still be alive :P
Veritas
5/18/2006, 07:41 AM
Robertson, Buchanan and Keys-Loose Cannons, one and all.
Did you just lump Pat Buchanan and Alan Keyes in with Pat Robertson?
Seriously?
Robertson is a nut job, but I'd take a Buchanan/Keyes style "loose cannon" over a faux conservative like Bush any day of the week.
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
5/18/2006, 10:57 AM
Did you just lump Pat Buchanan and Alan Keyes in with Pat Robertson?
Seriously?
Robertson is a nut job, but I'd take a Buchanan/Keyes style "loose cannon" over a faux conservative like Bush any day of the week.Yes, because all 3 have said or done things that are whacked out. Buchanan isn't even a conservative, but the left thinks he is. He's more economic and physical isolationist than anything else.
One of our Senators from AZ could be thrown in with this silly group, too.
slickdawg
5/18/2006, 10:59 AM
He probably watched "The day after tomorrow" and read the 2006 hurricane
outlook from Accuweather, and dreamed this crap up.
He's whack.
Tailwind
5/18/2006, 11:17 AM
Amen! Can I get a witness?
Scott D
5/18/2006, 11:27 AM
Hopefully this Tsunami will wipe out the 700 Club studios while Pat Robertson is in them.
VeeJay
5/18/2006, 11:43 AM
Clearly, Pat's finest hour was when he called for nuclear annihilation of the U.S. State Department.
Just my humble opinion, but I always thought the U.S. should take the lead in global anger by nuking one of its own governmental agencies. Foggy Bottom's got it coming.
SoonerProphet
5/18/2006, 12:13 PM
I'm interested in knowing how some define conservative around here.
stoops the eternal pimp
5/18/2006, 12:16 PM
I'm interested in knowing how some define conservative around here.
Conservative is when my uncle that graduated from stoolwater shows up and I choose to put OU stickers all over his car instead of peeing in his gas tank
That's awesome..."If I heard the Lord right."
God, you're really going to have to speak up, it's loud as **** in this airport.
Did you say tsunami or punanny? I don't want to look like fool.
SicEmBaylor
5/18/2006, 01:54 PM
Buchanan is exactly what a conservative used to be. I mean since when does conservatism mean (supposedly) small government at home but huge government interventionism abroad?
I've agreed with Pat on domestic issues for a long long time, but I'm really coming around to his way of thinking on foreign policy.
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
5/18/2006, 02:12 PM
Buchanan is exactly what a conservative used to be. I mean since when does conservatism mean (supposedly) small government at home but huge government interventionism abroad?
I've agreed with Pat on domestic issues for a long long time, but I'm really coming around to his way of thinking on foreign policy.He who chose an avowed socialist as a running mate for president. SicEm, Buchanan is about as competent and sane as one of our US Senators from AZ. Yes, I would be forced to vote for him if he got the pub nomination.
NormanPride
5/18/2006, 02:14 PM
Why would you be forced to vote for Buchanan if he got the republican nomination?
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
5/18/2006, 02:21 PM
Why would you be forced to vote for Buchanan if he got the republican nomination?HAHA
NormanPride
5/18/2006, 02:23 PM
:confused: Isn't that what you said? Or was the "him" the guy from AZ? Either way...
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
5/18/2006, 02:33 PM
:confused: Isn't that what you said? Or was the "him" the guy from AZ? Either way...Either way, Buchanan or the enigma from AZ, I would chance over anyone I've seen from the other party. I would love to see the dims put up somebody good, but JFK was the last candidate they had who wasn't too bad. I don't mind Lieberman, but what's with him going along with algore's kookism when he was algore's running mate? Besides, Lieberman won't be the dim candidate.
KaiserSooner
5/18/2006, 04:29 PM
Why would you be forced to vote for Buchanan if he got the republican nomination?
He's one of those that only votes for either the D or the R. In his case, the R. IMO, a pretty lazy way to go about participating in a democracy. And irrseponsible, to boot.
How embarrassing. Poor Pat, he might as well have predicted thunderstorms in Oklahoma this Spring, yet he will most likely get it wrong. Then he says "If I heard right." Are you not sure when God is talking to you, Pat?
I hope GOD does not allow any hurricanes, storms, or tsunamis to hit the east coast this year just so Pat will STFU.
A single rain cloud hits Florida this August and Pat will be saying "See! I told you the Lord warned me! Praise God, amen!!"
Why would you be forced to vote for Buchanan if he got the republican nomination?
Because he calls Democrats "dims". Which is WICKED clever, btw.
You know, in grade school.
I've voted for a few democrats, believe it or not.
DA Bob Macy
Sherrif J.D. Sharp
&....
Well, I think that's it.
I'm actually thinking about voting for Henry for governor and voting a straight republican ticket to the state legislature. There is a democrat from Henryetta in the senate...don't know his name off hand but I like him and hope he stays a long time.
On the federal level, I'm hoping the Republicans keep the house, but I don't care if the RINO's lose the Senate. They deserve to lose.
Hey, wadda know, my wife just handed me an AOL CD we got in the mail as I was typing this post. They make great shooting targets.
PULL!!
:D
Hey! Great idea! I usually just set them up at the backstop and shoot them with a rifle.
That's why I'm a handy friend to have. I'm an "idea" guy. ;)
Sooner_Bob
5/18/2006, 09:57 PM
That's why I'm a handy friend to have. I'm an "idea" guy. ;)
That's only if you hear God correctly . . .
After two pitchers and a quick drive back to Pryor, I can hear God, Allah, Buddah AND the Flying Spaghetti Monster LOUD AND CLEAR.
:D
Zeus and Vishnu, on the other hand, can KISS MY WHITE IRISH ***.
:D
GottaHavePride
5/19/2006, 01:13 AM
Zeus and Vishnu, on the other hand, can KISS MY WHITE IRISH ***.
:D
ooooh, it's cute but it doesn't look very Irish!
http://www.donkeysanctuary.ca/Images/CHICLETlarge.jpg
OU4LIFE
5/19/2006, 07:33 AM
So, there 3 threads with multiple pages about how TDC is tearing down Christianity, but Robertson get's a free pass.
excellent.
Sooner_Bob
5/19/2006, 07:41 AM
So, there 3 threads with multiple pages about how TDC is tearing down Christianity, but Robertson get's a free pass.
excellent.
Just wait til the Pat Robertson Code comes out in paperback . . .
Scott D
5/19/2006, 12:56 PM
Zeus and Vishnu, on the other hand, can KISS MY WHITE IRISH ***.
:D
the irony in the Vishnu part is totally thick like molasses :)
Beano's Fourth Chin
5/19/2006, 12:59 PM
Just wait til the Pat Robertson Code comes out in paperback . . .
I saw that in the bargain bin over at Safeway. Came with a free box of crayons in the shrinkwrap.
Sooner_Bob
5/19/2006, 01:05 PM
I saw that in the bargain bin over at Safeway. Came with a free box of crayons in the shrinkwrap.
Was this on the cover?
http://www.kidscolorpages.com/kcp02/pinocchio3.GIF
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