Starting diet today need appetite suppressant [Archive]

slickdawg

5/16/2006, 03:29 PM

Clean your commodes with a toothbrush.

Using your toothbrush would be even more effective.

Mjcpr

5/16/2006, 03:29 PM

How about a big bowl of Poop Soup?

Hamhock

5/16/2006, 03:30 PM

My ideal is that we would all live in peace and harmony.

TUSooner

5/16/2006, 03:32 PM

My ideal is that we would all live in peace and harmony.

Through chemistry? :D

I think he just misspelled ideers.

5/16/2006, 03:33 PM

Seems the latest craze is hoodia. Haven't tried it, so I have no idea if it works.

Just load up on crap you really don't like... carrots, lettuce with no dressing, etc. Eat all you want.

Losing weight is most always about mindset.

toast

5/16/2006, 03:40 PM

Seems the latest craze is hoodia.

"My hoodia is more hoodia than your hoodia"

Scott D

5/16/2006, 03:45 PM

Any ideals

carry a nude photograph of margaret thatcher in your wallet...if that doesn't suppress your appetite, I recommend watching the scene in "At Play In The Fields Of The Lord" where Kathy Bates runs around naked covered in mud.

It's doleo's favorite spank scene :eek:

crawfish

5/16/2006, 03:47 PM

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=69369

JohnnyMack

5/16/2006, 03:48 PM

I'd post a pic of Tubgirl, but don't wanna get baned forevah.

So just do a Google Search for Tubgirl.

IB4OU2

5/16/2006, 03:48 PM

This should help-

http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/4862/bateskathyphotokathybates62044.jpg

OUstudent4life

5/16/2006, 04:11 PM

If you eat, Dick Cheney will shoot you in the face :D.

StoopTroup

5/16/2006, 04:15 PM

I'd post a pic of Tubgirl, but don't wanna get baned forevah.

So just do a Google Search for Tubgirl.
I just went on a diet....LMAO.

That's pretty awful....

Widescreen

5/16/2006, 04:50 PM

Your diet is doomed to fail. No successful diet has ever started on a Tuesday.

BlondeSoonerGirl

5/16/2006, 05:03 PM

:les: RIDE THE SNAKE!!!

yermom

5/16/2006, 05:06 PM

I just went on a diet....LMAO.

That's pretty awful....

if your going to do image searches you might as well go for goatse as well ;)

Boarder

5/16/2006, 05:10 PM

Carry a nude picture of yourself around your neck. Any time you start to have a Carl's Jr Western Double Cheeseburger, check out the photo. Pay particular notice to the gut area.

That should do it.

Scott D

5/16/2006, 06:42 PM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/35/Carlb.jpg recommends the 'South Bronx Paradise Diet'

Vaevictis

5/16/2006, 07:48 PM

Appetite Supressant. NSFW. (http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/mcdonalds.jpg)

XingTheRubicon

5/16/2006, 09:02 PM

One thing you can do to suppress your appetite is to never eat starchy foods first at the beginning of a meal. When you eat a meal, eat lean meat, eggs, or a low carb protein bar first. This helps your glycemic index and suppresses your appetite.

Go 2 days never eating crackers or bread or chips first and see how it works for you.

OKC-SLC

5/16/2006, 09:13 PM

:les: RIDE THE SNAKE!!!
heh.

stoops the eternal pimp

5/16/2006, 09:18 PM

Pizza surpresses mine pretty well

Sooner24

5/16/2006, 10:32 PM

http://www.plagueangel.org/grotto/images/fatty17b.jpg

5/23/2006, 10:23 AM

It's been a week. Are you a mere shadow of your former self?

handcrafted

5/23/2006, 11:33 AM

Beer is nature's appetite suppressant, as well as nature's laxative.

Fugue

5/23/2006, 11:42 AM

Beer is nature's appetite suppressant, as well as nature's laxative.

it's also interesting that Sooner24's post is both also.