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Partial Qualifier
5/16/2006, 01:54 PM
So long story short, I've had the sinus infection from hell the last two weeks accompanied by this horrible pain in the right side of my face - my ear, my eyeball, even my teeth are just killing me. I'm on my second round of antibiotics..never had a sinus infection like this :(

Well today the pain was ridiculous, I could barely even think, felt nauseated, etc. So I went back to the doctor. He gave me a steroid shot and a prescription for hydrocodone.

Now I feel great! Better than I've felt in forever. I feel like I could run through a brick wall. The end.

slickdawg
5/16/2006, 01:57 PM
So long story short, I've had the sinus infection from hell the last two weeks accompanied by this horrible pain in the right side of my face - my ear, my eyeball, even my teeth are just killing me. I'm on my second round of antibiotics..never had a sinus infection like this :(

Well today the pain was ridiculous, I could barely even think, felt nauseated, etc. So I went back to the doctor. He gave me a steroid shot and a prescription for hydrocodone.

Now I feel great! Better than I've felt in forever. I feel like I could run through a brick wall. The end.


Look Ma, it's Barry Bonds!

bri
5/16/2006, 01:58 PM
Ah, better living through chemistry. :D

IB4OU2
5/16/2006, 02:02 PM
So long story short, I've had the sinus infection from hell the last two weeks accompanied by this horrible pain in the right side of my face - my ear, my eyeball, even my teeth are just killing me. I'm on my second round of antibiotics..never had a sinus infection like this :(

Well today the pain was ridiculous, I could barely even think, felt nauseated, etc. So I went back to the doctor. He gave me a steroid shot and a prescription for hydrocodone.

Now I feel great! Better than I've felt in forever. I feel like I could run through a brick wall. The end.

Well, since BSG will be within earpoking distance soon, save a few hydrocone for later...........and I'm glad your feeling better.....:)

Mjcpr
5/16/2006, 02:03 PM
I thought this was going to be a Broken Arrow Expressway during rush hour/exit at Yale Ave thread.

IB4OU2
5/16/2006, 02:09 PM
I thought this was going to be a Broken Arrow Expressway during rush hour/exit at Yale Ave thread.

Drive east on 31st and turn left at the big Budweiser sign before you get to Yale since it's Rush hour. Just stay off the BA....

crawfish
5/16/2006, 02:14 PM
Drive east on 31st and turn left at the big Budweiser sign before you get to Yale since it's Rush hour. Just stay off the BA....

It's right at the bottom of the big hill.

Right...at...the...bottom...of...the...big...hill.

IB4OU2
5/16/2006, 02:22 PM
It's right at the bottom of the big hill.

Right...at...the...bottom...of...the...big...hill.

Of course, it's in Tulsa. Actually Cloud Nine is closer to an overpass.

Partial Qualifier
5/16/2006, 02:22 PM
The mix of steroid-induced adrenaline and Loratab is "choice". I highly recommend it

http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2006/01/09/PH2006010900531.jpg

crawfish
5/16/2006, 02:24 PM
Of course, it's in Tulsa. Actually Cloud Nine is closer to an overpass.

I was jus' testing the brakes, eh. They felt a little soft.

Mjcpr
5/16/2006, 02:24 PM
I knew nobody would get my Cloud 9 joke. :O

IB4OU2
5/16/2006, 02:26 PM
I knew nobody would get my Cloud 9 joke. :O

Are you calling me nobody? :mad:

Partial Qualifier
5/16/2006, 02:27 PM
I got it bro!

...now , what wassat?

BlondeSoonerGirl
5/16/2006, 02:29 PM
PQ just called Pat 'bro'.

See how high he is, people?

Partial Qualifier
5/16/2006, 02:30 PM
High on life maybe.

Seriously though, I can see why people get addicted to this stuff

IB4OU2
5/16/2006, 02:30 PM
I got it bro!

...now , what wassat?

Cloud Nine is Pats favorite strip joint in Tulsa....;)

Mjcpr
5/16/2006, 02:32 PM
PQ just called Pat 'bro'.

See how high he is, people?

High like a fox.

crawfish
5/16/2006, 02:32 PM
No point in steering now.

BlondeSoonerGirl
5/16/2006, 02:33 PM
Should I go snap a pic and post it?

Hizzigh

as

hizzell...

BlondeSoonerGirl
5/16/2006, 02:46 PM
They're not alive with realistic humping action, NormBeano.

HA HA!

Partial Qualifier
5/16/2006, 02:49 PM
lol thats awesome

OUinFLA
5/16/2006, 02:50 PM
Just wait until about 9pm when the anesthetic effect wears off.

Jimminy Crimson
5/16/2006, 02:50 PM
Ah, better living through chemistry. :D

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/lap/tomcruise2.jpg

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT RITALIN IS!

IB4OU2
5/16/2006, 02:51 PM
So PQ, what's the dosage 5, 7.5, or 10?

slickdawg
5/16/2006, 02:52 PM
I hope it's 10. :D

Viking Kitten
5/16/2006, 02:55 PM
If the hydrocodone makes you itchy, try about a half dose of Benadryl. You will not itch and YOU WILL SEE GOD.

Naturally you should ask your doctor about the first but YOU WILL SEE GOD.

TUSooner
5/16/2006, 03:05 PM
I often think the world would be a vastly more peaceful place if hydrocodone and marijuana were easily available to all adults. In some cases, they should probably even be mandatory. I saw on TV (an unimpeachable source!) that London cops in the 19th century didn't really mind the widesperead availability of opium, because it kept people calm. Gin, on the other hand , was the debbil.

Disclaimer: The views expressed in this post are not those of the United States Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals, the Adminstrative Office of the United States Courts or any branch of the United States Government, and never will be. In fact, on some days, they aren't even my views.

Partial Qualifier
5/16/2006, 03:08 PM
So PQ, what's the dosage 5, 7.5, or 10?

Idunno. I left the bottle in my car, I will check it later & report back

Partial Qualifier
5/16/2006, 03:09 PM
I often think the world would be a vastly more peaceful place if hydrocodone and marijuana were easily available to all adults.

TUSooner for Prez!

Howzit
5/16/2006, 03:14 PM
Idunno. I left the bottle in my car, I will check it later & report back

Where did you say you were parked?

BlondeSoonerGirl
5/16/2006, 03:16 PM
Where did you say you were parked?

I'll race you, Elf Man...:eddie:

BlondeSoonerGirl
5/16/2006, 03:18 PM
We have an IT Staff meeting at 3:30.

This should be AWESOME...

Viking Kitten
5/16/2006, 03:18 PM
Now we know why that Howzit bastard's been working out.

OUTromBoNado
5/16/2006, 03:19 PM
I knew nobody would get my Cloud 9 joke. :O

Is it a sad thing that everyone from Tulsa saw "Cloud Nine" in the thread title and immediately thought of 31st and Yale?

slickdawg
5/16/2006, 03:19 PM
We have an IT Staff meeting at 3:30.

This should be AWESOME...

Ask complex questions that require significant thought.


:texan:

Howzit
5/16/2006, 03:20 PM
I'll race you, Elf Man...:eddie:

Eh, I'm in Portland.

Save me one and there's warm cookies in it for you, little girl...

Howzit
5/16/2006, 03:21 PM
Now we know why that Howzit bastard's been working out.

For the hydrocodone?

BlondeSoonerGirl
5/16/2006, 03:23 PM
Eh, I'm in Portland.

Save me one and there's warm cookies in it for you, little girl...

In 'what'? :mack:

Pass the Lortab...

bri
5/16/2006, 03:48 PM
Is it a sad thing that everyone from Tulsa saw "Cloud Nine" in the thread title and immediately thought of 31st and Yale?

If by "sad", you mean "TOTALLY AWESOME", then yes. Yes it is. :D

OUTromBoNado
5/16/2006, 04:32 PM
If by "sad", you mean "TOTALLY AWESOME", then yes. Yes it is. :D

Yup, that's pretty much exactly what I meant.:texan:

Stanley1
5/16/2006, 04:36 PM
If by "sad", you mean "TOTALLY AWESOME", then yes. Yes it is. :D

Heh.

That is all I'ma gonna say about that.

NormanPride
5/16/2006, 04:40 PM
But I'm going to say more.


...Actually, no. I have nothing to say. :(

BlondeSoonerGirl
5/16/2006, 04:47 PM
PQ's all hopped-up onthe goofball in the meeting asking our IT Director stuff like 'what's the overall vision for this and that' and 'where do you see IT in the future' and stuff like that.

Dude's still high. HIZZIGH.

NormanPride
5/16/2006, 04:49 PM
He should have asked if computers were the wave of the future.

BigRedJed
5/16/2006, 04:49 PM
Quick! Tell him to listen to the Flaming Lips!

Howzit
5/16/2006, 04:54 PM
PQ's all hopped-up onthe goofball in the meeting asking our IT Director stuff like 'what's the overall vision for this and that' and 'where do you see IT in the future' and stuff like that.

Dude's still high. HIZZIGH.

Did he do his humping storm trooper on the table?

Partial Qualifier
5/16/2006, 04:57 PM
PQ's all hopped-up onthe goofball in the meeting asking our IT Director stuff like 'what's the overall vision for this and that' and 'where do you see IT in the future' and stuff like that.

Dude's still high. HIZZIGH.

But you neglect to mention he unwittingly admitted to a couple secrets we've been suspectin' since he announced the "New Vision" I.T. re-org on accounta my goofball questions.

Hydrocodowned.

BlondeSoonerGirl
5/16/2006, 04:59 PM
The humping helped...

Howzit
5/16/2006, 05:03 PM
Never fails. Air humping starts new vision dropping, like, all over the place.

OUTromBoNado
5/16/2006, 05:04 PM
NP, are you home or at work? Because it's obvious to me that you are not getting anything done this afternoon.

MamaMia
5/16/2006, 05:15 PM
Should I go snap a pic and post it?

Hizzigh

as

hizzell...Please. I need a chucklett. :)

BlondeSoonerGirl
5/16/2006, 05:17 PM
I think he's gone.

And by 'gone' I mean 'driving under the influence of Lortab'...

:meat:

StoopTroup
5/16/2006, 05:22 PM
Ir you think loritab will evelate your spirits may I also suggest...

http://www.migraines.org/treatment/images/oxycontin.jpghttp://www2.hawaii.edu/~mkam/images/tylox.jpghttp://www.wcdtf.org/images/percocet.jpg

Oh and don't forget the benedryl...lol


Disclaimer: These views expressed in this post are those of a a guy I know who works for the United States Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals. They aren't my views. :D

StoopTroup
5/16/2006, 05:24 PM
Oh...

And don't forget a nightcap. ;)

http://www.diningonthevine.com/wp-content/winepour.jpg

Partial Qualifier
5/16/2006, 05:25 PM
Naw I can drive on this stuff no prob. Seriously - it just barely takes the edge off my steroid-induced hyperactive state.
The last time I had a steroid shot, I stayed up all night and felt great the next morning as though I slept a good night's sleep. I watched an Antiques Roadshow marathon that night.. good times

BlondeSoonerGirl
5/16/2006, 05:26 PM
Oh great...he's driving AND posting now...

LOOK OUT, PEOPLE!!!

Howzit
5/16/2006, 05:28 PM
Naw I can drive on this stuff no prob.

Then you're not drinking enough beer. Step it up little mister, you're a-wastin' prefectly good hydrocodone.

NormanPride
5/16/2006, 05:28 PM
I wouldn't say I'm at "work", Bob...

Partial Qualifier
5/16/2006, 05:30 PM
heh! I can tell this stuff would umm mix nicely with a little alcohol. I'm such a lightweight though, I'd probably just pass out and miss all the fun

BlondeSoonerGirl
5/16/2006, 05:33 PM
...I'd probably just pass out...

Here...have a drink...:eddie:

StoopTroup
5/16/2006, 05:39 PM
heh! I can tell this stuff would umm mix nicely with a little alcohol. I'm such a lightweight though, I'd probably just pass out and miss all the fun
Naw...

You'll more than likely run with the bulls before you pass out...lol

http://www.astro.phy.ulaval.ca/CHRIS/europics/wino.jpg

bri
5/16/2006, 06:12 PM
Heh.

That is all I'ma gonna say about that.

I see your "heh" and raise you a "tee hee".


I'm such a lightweight though, I'd probably just pass out and miss all the fun

I KNEW you and BSG were the same person!

BlondeSoonerGirl
5/17/2006, 09:13 AM
Heh.

He's high again today. And looking for a new avvie.

This should be GREAT.

Mjcpr
5/17/2006, 09:17 AM
Partial Qualifier (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/member.php?u=36563) Modifying Options

Howzit
5/17/2006, 09:54 AM
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TUSooner
5/17/2006, 09:59 AM
heh! I can tell this stuff would umm mix nicely with a little alcohol. I'm such a lightweight though, I'd probably just pass out and miss all the fun
The large dose of acetominiphen (tylenol) that is almost certainly included with your lovely hydrocodone does very, very nasty stuff to your liver when mixed with alcohol or taken to excess. In extreme cases, acute liver failure and death can happen.
Love,
Grandma

BlondeSoonerGirl
5/17/2006, 10:05 AM
Partial Qualifier (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/member.php?u=36563) Taking Too Long To Pick A New Avvie

Mjcpr
5/17/2006, 10:06 AM
Partial Qualifier (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/member.php?u=36563) If he took this long at everything, he'd still be married

Howzit
5/17/2006, 10:11 AM
Partial Qualifier (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/member.php?u=36563) Flipping off with two fingers Mjcpr (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/member.php?u=36376)

Partial Qualifier
5/17/2006, 11:01 AM
I wish I could have one of those steroid shots every day. Got 3 hours sleep (if that), feel like a million bucks today.

BlondeSoonerGirl
5/17/2006, 11:06 AM
PQ's kinda sassy today...

:les: MORE SASS THAN A SLAPPED A$$!!!

IB4OU2
5/17/2006, 11:09 AM
PQ's juiced up and on Lortab. "Man I could throw it over that Mountain!" ;)