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slickdawg
5/16/2006, 11:49 AM
The cleaning lady just came in to collect trash, and secretary latches
on and talks about her upcoming hernia operation in great detail.


It's only a matter of time before she comes in here and tells me all about her hernia operation in great detail.


Should I ask for pictures?
Petro-Sooner
5/16/2006, 11:53 AM
Man I feel for ya. I don't see how you put up with it. I would have snapped long ago.
NormanPride
5/16/2006, 11:57 AM
Tell her you broke your hernia once, and to wrap it in bacon, as that helped heal your injury.
OUinFLA
5/16/2006, 12:01 PM
slap one of these on your desk when she starts to tell you.
then ask if she would like a more life like example of how you feel about discussing operations.

http://www.supercoolstuff.com/items/pract/pics/PJ235.jpg
slickdawg
5/16/2006, 12:02 PM
Tell her you broke your hernia once, and to wrap it in bacon, as that helped heal your injury.


That's a good idea, because she'll think I'm dead serious.
ChickSoonerFan
5/16/2006, 12:14 PM
Doesn't sound like you keep her busy enough.
slickdawg
5/16/2006, 12:16 PM
Doesn't sound like you keep her busy enough.

Avoid contact with the Happy Fun Ball.
NormanPride
5/16/2006, 12:24 PM
Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball.
slickdawg
5/16/2006, 12:28 PM
Do not get the Happy Fun Ball wet
ChickSoonerFan
5/16/2006, 12:34 PM
I don't want to know.
TopDaugIn2000
5/16/2006, 12:35 PM
we have one of those people on this office too. and he's EXTREMELY loud as well. He's also a crop duster, BIG TIME. And he's always talking about the crap he needs to take/just took and tons of details about it. And don't forget about all of his liver problems/tests/etc.
slickdawg
5/16/2006, 12:40 PM
we have one of those people on this office too. and he's EXTREMELY loud as well. He's also a crop duster, BIG TIME. And he's always talking about the crap he needs to take/just took and tons of details about it. And don't forget about all of his liver problems/tests/etc.


Sounds like a perfect match!


:eek:
NormanPride
5/16/2006, 12:51 PM
You two should totally hook them up. That would be a comedy gold mine of mythical proportions.
slickdawg
5/16/2006, 12:58 PM
Conversely, it could be Debbie and Donald Downer.
Osce0la
5/16/2006, 01:07 PM
But what if they had kids? :eek:
TopDaugIn2000
5/16/2006, 01:09 PM
he's married.
NormanPride
5/16/2006, 01:12 PM
Not possible.
TopDaugIn2000
5/16/2006, 01:21 PM
I know.

I've never met the poor lady.
sooneron
5/16/2006, 01:24 PM
I would just say to her, (be sure to interrupt her) "You think you got it bad? I got this problem I've been seeing the urologist about. I have this horrific burning sensation when I pee. I think it could be one of those parasites that swim up the urethra in Amazoan waters...."
NormanPride
5/16/2006, 01:40 PM
I would just say to her, (be sure to interrupt her) "You think you got it bad? I got this problem I've been seeing the urologist about. I have this horrific burning sensation when I pee. I think it could be one of those parasites that swim up the urethra in Amazoan waters...."

Oh man, never fight fire with fire in these cases. They'll just ask about all the details and then relate any stories they have about similar experiences. *shudder*
slickdawg
5/16/2006, 01:54 PM
Oh man, never fight fire with fire in these cases. They'll just ask about all the details and then relate any stories they have about similar experiences. *shudder*


I am frightened and confused.