Rogue
5/14/2006, 02:16 PM
You just can't make this stuff up. :D :D :D
DAD AND I WERE VISITING THE OTHER DAY, AND HERE IS HOW THE CONVERSATION WENT. (I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD I HAD TO KEEP WIPING MY EYEYS).
ME: I WOULD SLEEP A LOT BETTER IF I DID NOT HAVE TO GET UP TO GO TO THE BATHROOM DURING THE NIGHT. HAVE A HARD TIME GOING BACK TO SLEEP. THAT IS THE BEER THAT CAUSES THAT.
DAD: I THINK IT IS YOUR PROSTATE GLAND?
ME: MY WHAT GLAND?
DAD: YOUR PROSTATE GLAND. THE DOCTOR TOLD ME THAT IS WHAT CAUSES YOU TO HAVE TO GET UP DURING THE NIGHT.
ME: I DON'T HAVE A PROSTATE GLAND.
DAD: YES YOU DO, EVERYONE HAS ONE.
ME: NO, JUST MEN HAVE A PROSTATE.
DAD: WHO SAID?
ME: IT IS JUST A FACT, WOMEN DO NOT HAVE A PROSTATE GLAND ANYMORE THEN YOU HAVE OVARIES.
DAD: I DON'T?
SO MUCH FOR DAD'S SCORE ON THE HUMAN BODY.
THANKS AGAIN FOR THE PRETTY TULIPS.
DAD AND I WERE VISITING THE OTHER DAY, AND HERE IS HOW THE CONVERSATION WENT. (I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD I HAD TO KEEP WIPING MY EYEYS).
ME: I WOULD SLEEP A LOT BETTER IF I DID NOT HAVE TO GET UP TO GO TO THE BATHROOM DURING THE NIGHT. HAVE A HARD TIME GOING BACK TO SLEEP. THAT IS THE BEER THAT CAUSES THAT.
DAD: I THINK IT IS YOUR PROSTATE GLAND?
ME: MY WHAT GLAND?
DAD: YOUR PROSTATE GLAND. THE DOCTOR TOLD ME THAT IS WHAT CAUSES YOU TO HAVE TO GET UP DURING THE NIGHT.
ME: I DON'T HAVE A PROSTATE GLAND.
DAD: YES YOU DO, EVERYONE HAS ONE.
ME: NO, JUST MEN HAVE A PROSTATE.
DAD: WHO SAID?
ME: IT IS JUST A FACT, WOMEN DO NOT HAVE A PROSTATE GLAND ANYMORE THEN YOU HAVE OVARIES.
DAD: I DON'T?
SO MUCH FOR DAD'S SCORE ON THE HUMAN BODY.
THANKS AGAIN FOR THE PRETTY TULIPS.