An actual email from my Mom on Mothers Day!

[Rogue]

You just can't make this stuff up. :D :D :D


DAD AND I WERE VISITING THE OTHER DAY, AND HERE IS HOW THE CONVERSATION WENT. (I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD I HAD TO KEEP WIPING MY EYEYS).

ME: I WOULD SLEEP A LOT BETTER IF I DID NOT HAVE TO GET UP TO GO TO THE BATHROOM DURING THE NIGHT. HAVE A HARD TIME GOING BACK TO SLEEP. THAT IS THE BEER THAT CAUSES THAT.

DAD: I THINK IT IS YOUR PROSTATE GLAND?

ME: MY WHAT GLAND?

DAD: YOUR PROSTATE GLAND. THE DOCTOR TOLD ME THAT IS WHAT CAUSES YOU TO HAVE TO GET UP DURING THE NIGHT.

ME: I DON'T HAVE A PROSTATE GLAND.

DAD: YES YOU DO, EVERYONE HAS ONE.

ME: NO, JUST MEN HAVE A PROSTATE.

DAD: WHO SAID?

ME: IT IS JUST A FACT, WOMEN DO NOT HAVE A PROSTATE GLAND ANYMORE THEN YOU HAVE OVARIES.

DAD: I DON'T?


SO MUCH FOR DAD'S SCORE ON THE HUMAN BODY.



THANKS AGAIN FOR THE PRETTY TULIPS.

[Okla-homey]

Mom e-mails are the shizz. BTW, next year, along with the tulips, you should send her a "caps lock" unlocking device.;)

[BajaOklahoma]

My kids started laughing and wondering if you are their uncle because it sounds like something from my inlaws.

[jacru]

I have a prostate gland and a pair of ovaries.

I work as a coroner and I collect souvenirs. ;) :D

[Osce0la]

I have a prostate gland and a pair of ovaries.

I work as a coroner and I collect souvenirs, and then have them surgically placed in me ;) :D
:eek:

[yermom]

my mom emailed me and asked when my birthday was

i feel loved :D