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handcrafted
5/13/2006, 01:47 PM
I haven't had a decent crap in 3 days.

Help?

:eek:
Flagstaffsooner
5/13/2006, 01:48 PM
Mineral oil. Works wonders.
soonerhubs
5/13/2006, 01:53 PM
Reminds me of a King of the Hill episode.
yermom
5/13/2006, 02:00 PM
http://www.vitadiscount.com/vitasprings/psyllium-husks-capsules-yerba-prima.jpg

my cousin swears by this stuff...
handcrafted
5/13/2006, 02:01 PM
I was hoping for something with alcoholic content, so I wouldn't care about the pain.
soonerhubs
5/13/2006, 02:01 PM
"Hank at least get a vegetable."

"Oh, all right, I'll take a side of Macaroni Salad also."
yermom
5/13/2006, 02:02 PM
I was hoping for something with alcoholic content, so I wouldn't care about the pain.

beer usually does a pretty good job too
StoopTroup
5/13/2006, 02:05 PM
Have you tried calonic therapy? :D

http://www.dwtherapy.com/images/Updated%20colonic-barefoot%20pics%20024.jpg
handcrafted
5/13/2006, 02:06 PM
beer usually does a pretty good job too

Hmmmm. Good point. Maybe some pints of Guiness are in order.
handcrafted
5/13/2006, 02:07 PM
Have you tried calonic therapy? :D

No, but I'm rapidly approaching the age where that might be necessary.

:eek:
slickdawg
5/13/2006, 02:08 PM
http://www.colonblow.com/


YWIA
StoopTroup
5/13/2006, 02:11 PM
This place in Vegas says treatment is $50. Sounds pretty cheap if your really havin' a problem.

http://www.dwtherapy.com/colonics.htm

Maybe you should check around to see if there is a reputable place near you.

It scares the heck out of me, so we'd like a full report on your procedure if you find a place. :D
Flagstaffsooner
5/13/2006, 02:55 PM
I was hoping for something with alcoholic content, so I wouldn't care about the pain.Beer enima.
Jimminy Crimson
5/13/2006, 02:59 PM
Everytime I go to a Japanese hibachi restaurant, it results in a large discharge not too long afterwards.

YWIA!
soonerinabilene
5/13/2006, 03:03 PM
coconut juice and nicotene are both natural laxatives
King Crimson
5/13/2006, 03:12 PM
i'm not sure nicotene is a natural laxative, it just speed-freaks your CNS.

go to the health food store wherever you live and buy this: drink a well-steeped cup before you go to bed. additionally, chew your food longer. eat less cheese.

http://www.vitacost.com/Store/images/images100/032917000095.jpg
Soonrboy
5/13/2006, 03:50 PM
dongs and **** are your contribution today. I feel like I'm living in the fraternity house again.
proud gonzo
5/13/2006, 04:18 PM
water. lots of water.
BigRedJed
5/13/2006, 04:21 PM
I generally try to work all of my problems out with a pencil first.
StoopTroup
5/13/2006, 04:27 PM
I generally try to work all of my problems out with a pencil first.
You mean a "Hot Air Pencil? :eek:

http://dansworkshop.com/00-index/14-Amps%2C%20Volts%2C%20and%20Watts/10-SMT%20Hot%20Air%20Pencil/75-Homemade%20hot%20air%20SMT%20pencil.s.jpg