Yard Work

[StoopTroup]

I just finished taking a shower after getting the mower running. It took a new spark plug and a new air filter and she runs like new.

Anyway I was almost dressed when the doorbell rang.

I said "Be there is a second!"

I got to the front door and there are two H.S. guys who want to know if I need my yard mowed.

This is the best part...

I said "No...my Wife is in back mowing right now". :D

http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/EYW/EYW219/e009835.jpg

Life is SWEET! :twinkies:

[1stTimeCaller]

Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me...

[MamaMia]

She should be wearing protective ear gear.

[Flagstaffsooner]

She should be wearing protective rear gear.
;)

[MamaMia]

;)
Okay...thats a good one! I knew one of you hellions would "fix" it for me, I just didnt know who and what. :D

[dolemitesooner]

Don't talk about yardwork. Yermom might find this thread ...be quiet

[Flagstaffsooner]

So now I'm a hellion?:cool:

[StoopTroup]

This is a "Hellion".
http://metalkings.ru/agressor/HeLLioN-october-05-09.jpg
I don't think Flagstaff qualifies....LMAO.

[handcrafted]

Dang, Stoop. From the rear, your wife is almost as hawt as mine. :D

[handcrafted]

She should be wearing a thong.

"She" being my spousal unit. 'course, she would only wear that for *me*. :D

[StoopTroup]

I love her Dearly.

I hate allergies...

Once the pecan tree blooms are gone, I'll be back in the yard mowing.

I'm tired of taking Claritin, Respa and Ayr nasal spray twice a day. I feel so medicated I had to leave Drunkytown at 9:30 pm last night.

[handcrafted]

I love her Dearly.

I hate allergies...

Once the pecan tree blooms are gone, I'll be back in the yard mowing.

I'm tired of taking Claritin, Respa and Ayr nasal spray twice a day. I feel so medicated I had to leave Drunkytown at 9:30 pm last night.

Mah brutha. I am *reluctantly* in the club, too. Commiserate.

[MamaMia]

So now I'm a hellion?:cool:
Yes, a really fun hellion. :D

[StoopTroup]

Darn mower quit 1/4 the way through the front yard....Grrrrr

Points are out I'm sure. No spark at the plug.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Darn mower quit 1/4 the way through the front yard....Grrrrr

Points are out I'm sure. No spark at the plug.I thought a lawn mower engine used a magneto. Bad plug wire?

[yermom]

Don't talk about yardwork. Yermom might find this thread ...be quiet

*ahem*

[StoopTroup]

I thought a lawn mower engine used a magneto. Bad plug wire?
Could be...

I think if it's the plug wire then it might go into the ignition pack as an assembly. If so it's over OEM on Monday.

I just don't want to fix anything else today except a drink.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Could be...

I think if it's the plug wire then it might go into the ignition pack as an assembly. If so it's over OEM on Monday.

I just don't want to fix anything else today except a drink.You broke it so you didnt have to mow the lawn. Fix that drink bro!

[StoopTroup]

I just found the Lousianna Hot Sauce in the back of the refrigerator next to the beer. Coincidence? I think not! :D

[OUinFLA]

http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/EYW/EYW219/e009835.jpg

Life is SWEET! :twinkies:

If your lawn girly looks like that from the back, I would think that mowing the lawn would be the last thing you would want her doing on a Saturday. Pay the kids to mow and lock the door. :D

[TheHumanAlphabet]

She should be wearing protective ear gear.

People in the neighborhood must make fun of me. First, I don't have illegals mowing my yard, seconds, I wear steel toes, eye protection and hearing protection...