Why do you not like me?

[sanantoniosooner]

Have you yet to notice that nobody on this board likes you?

If you need mods to take up for you, and nobody on here likes you... why are you still here?
It's been pointed out that nobody likes me around here, but I want specifics.

Why is it that you hate me? I'd make this a poll, but that wouldn't give me the "tackling fuel" I need to get through the day.

[Sooner24]

I think it's your avitar. ;)

[OUinFLA]

You're Nick, right?

[SicEmBaylor]

You're alright with me. Whether or not that hurts or helps your reputation I just don't know...

[bigdsooner]

cause your a whorn lover ;)


i like ya sas. sorry i didnt give ya any fuel :)

[picasso]

I love, lamp.

[MiccoMacey]

Who stated that no one likes you and the mods need to step in for you?

[Hublah]

You have the support of the HUBLER clan...do you need anything else??? :)

[critical_phil]

It's been pointed out that nobody likes me around here, but I want specifics.


two words:


Stryper fan.

[Howzit]

We don't like you? Nobody tells me anything. :mad:

[chriscappel]

Because you are mean and hurt our feelings, and makes us feel like poop, and.... :D

[jk the sooner fan]

are you a horn lover too?

i've no problems with you

well wait, thats not true.....

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

I don't like you.

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

Sorry, sas. That last post was directed at jk, not you.

[pb4ou]

do you like anyone?

[sanantoniosooner]

I don't like you.
Not specific enough.

[jk the sooner fan]

Sorry, sas. That last post was directed at jk, not you.


well duh

[Sooner24]

do you like anyone?


http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1571323767.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

This guy loves everyone. :eddie:

[usmc-sooner]

your alright by me, sometimes :D

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

do you like anyone?
I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to jack with people for no reason whatsoever.

And drink rootbeer.

And gossip. I love to gossip.

[sanantoniosooner]

Folks.....the fact that you don't like me is irrefutable as evidenced by the quote.

The question is WHAT are the specific reasons that you dislike me so much?

[jk the sooner fan]

i think it would only be a fitting tribute to how much people dislike sas, if we hijack this thread into one about why people dont like me

go ahead, tell me, i can take it

[usmc-sooner]

i think it would only be a fitting tribute to how much people dislike sas, if we hijack this thread into one about why people dont like me

go ahead, tell me, i can take it

one word


cop







:D

[Tailwind]

I like you....I think. You're a smartass, and I like me some smartasses.

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

Folks.....the fact that you don't like me is irrefutable as evidenced by the quote.

The question is WHAT are the specific reasons that you dislike me so much?

To be quite honest, I'm not even sure most people realize you're here. I never really do until you start whining about something.

Actually, though. I'd prefer dislike to apathy.

[Sooner24]

I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to jack with people for no reason whatsoever.

And drink rootbeer.

And gossip. I love to gossip.


What kind of root beer?

[skycat]

To be quite honest, I'm not even sure most people realize you're here. I never really do until you start whining about something.

Actually, though. I'd prefer dislike to apathy.

I know I would. :(

[sanantoniosooner]

i think it would only be a fitting tribute to how much people dislike sas, if we hijack this thread into one about why people dont like me

go ahead, tell me, i can take it
If we start listing reasons we don't like you it will get moved to the testing forum.

Why am EYE so hated?

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

I know I would. :(

Hey, I didn't realize you were back. Did a new Matrix movie come out or something?

[Stanley1]

I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to meet my male lover. Nothing more, nothing less.

:eek:

[Stanley1]

i think it would only be a fitting tribute to how much people dislike sas, if we hijack this thread into one about why people dont like me

go ahead, tell me, i can take it

Two words.....

Tubin'

Pic

;)

[OUinFLA]

:eek:

Pat told you a week's banning was a lot of fun.........right?

[skycat]

Hey, I didn't realize you were back. Did a new Matrix movie come out or something?

sigh

[skycat]

Can someone point me to the Cry for Attention board?

[Stanley1]

Pat told you a week's banning was a lot of fun.........right?


I ain't skeered. :D

[Sooner24]

Hey, I didn't realize you were back. Did a new Matrix movie come out or something?


Focus, man, focus we are talking root beer here. :eddie:

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

:eek:

Surprisingly, that sounds less gag enducing than your current sf.com dating relationship.

[Scott D]

It's been pointed out that nobody likes me around here, but I want specifics.

Why is it that you hate me? I'd make this a poll, but that wouldn't give me the "tackling fuel" I need to get through the day.

there's not enough bandwidth for this list to ever be fully posted.

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

Holy crap, did I actually click "post" after typing that?

[sanantoniosooner]

If you aren't giving reasons, you are trespassing.

[Stanley1]

Surprisingly, that sounds less gag enducing than your current sf.com dating relationship.

Current? That implies that I've had more than one, which I have not.

I don't have time for you tonight Beans. Good day.

[Stanley1]

If you aren't giving reasons, you are trespassing.

Because you smell bad, okay?

[skycat]

If you aren't giving reasons, you are trespassing.

Nobody likes a snitch.

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

Oh sure, take the high road.

[Sooner24]

If you aren't giving reasons, you are trespassing.


http://www.grouchyoldcripple.com/archives/ssign5.jpg

[sanantoniosooner]

Nobody likes a snitch.
That explains why you don't like Howzit, now what about me?

[skycat]

That explains why you don't like Howzit, now what about me?

You're too needy.

Seriously, I need my space.

[Scott D]

ok, there isn't enough TIME and BANDWIDTH for this subject :D

[Howzit]

i think it would only be a fitting tribute to how much people dislike sas, if we hijack this thread into one about why people dont like me

go ahead, tell me, i can take it

Whorn. Lover.

[sanantoniosooner]

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/rating/rating_1.gif

More proof...........but no EXPLANATION.

How can I improve as a person if we fail to communicate?

[tbl]

I love, lamp.

Heart attack never stopped Big bear!

[Stanley1]

Whorn. Lover.

Go to bed oldtimer.

[Scott D]

Whorn. Lover.Come to bed oldtimer.

:eek:

[Howzit]

Come to bed oldtimer.

Nah, I'm just getting warmed up. Pull the covers back, I'll be in in a minute.

And by 'in' I mean 'in'.

[Stanley1]

Nah, I'm just getting warmed up. Pull the covers back, I'll be in in a minute.

K

[sanantoniosooner]

Is it because I gripe when you guys fag up my threads?

Cuz I'm tempted to mention that now.

[OCUDad]

Until this thread came along, I was unaware I was supposed to dislike you. Now that I am being asked to dislike you, I need to come up with reasons?

1. All lower-case name -- as bad as caps lock, but in reverse
2. Reference to T***s in name
3. Name too long; SAS not a good abbreviation
4. Intimidating avatar

... that's a start.

[Scott D]

oh, you are griping now? I thought you were just keeping within your normal theme of posting.

[skycat]

2. Reference to T***s in name



Tolls?
Tails?
Teats?

[OCUDad]

Tolls?
Tails?
Teats?...all of the above, and then some.

[MamaMia]

There is only one person I dont like, but I cant think of his user name right now. He will remind me though, because hes so psycho that every once in awhile he will actually post some snide remark about a post I made well over a year ago, just to remind me that he hasnt forgotten what I said. The scarey part is that he will then go on to act totally normal, leaving me to be the only one that I know of, who is aware that hes looney tunes.

[Sooner24]

There is only one person I dont like, but I cant think of his user name right now. He will remind me though, because hes so psycho that every once in awhile he will actually post some snide remark about a post I made well over a year ago, just to remind me that he hasnt forgotten what I said. The scarey part is that he will then go on to act totally normal, leaving me to be the only one that I know of, who is aware that hes looney tunes.

:norm: :eddie: :mack: :stunned: :bsmf: :les:

Can you pick him out of this line-up?

[sanantoniosooner]

You are all in denial.

[OCUDad]

For a guy nobody likes, you sure can get pretty snippy.

[sanantoniosooner]

Well DUH!

[OCUDad]

Oh. Yeah. Well then, that's reason number 5.

[OCUDad]

And then there's the cow thing. Reason Number 6.

[pb4ou]

Maybe they all wanted Dairy Queen on a certain Saturday afternoon and wasn't invited :D

[Howzit]

You are all in denial.

SPLASH FIGHT!!!

[Stanley1]

SPLASH FIGHT!!!

Who's the stud in your avatar?

[picasso]

you had me at hello.

[GottaHavePride]

Wait, are we griping or groping? Cause I think there are way too many dudes in here to be groping.

[Tailwind]

well that's ok by me. :D

[soonerhubs]

We can't make everyone like us. I used to try that crap all the time, and I'd get so worked up over it. Now I just say **** on those who choose not to like me.

[SleestakSooner]

I caught wind that you once (or twice) farted in our general direction.

[SleestakSooner]

Tolls?
Tails?
Teats?


Sounds like a really good road trip!:twinkies:

[Penguin]

I hate all you mofos.

[BoogercountySooner]

You live in the same city as my inlaws!:)

[OUHOMER]

i hate you because your wife hates you

[sanantoniosooner]

There are a few good reasons here, but it appears that most of you are bandwagon haters.

[etouffee]

Why would anyone hate a bandwagon? Hell, I'm not even sure I've ever even seen a bandwagon.

[sanantoniosooner]

Why would anyone hate a bandwagon? Hell, I'm not even sure I've ever even seen a bandwagon.
When you see me being silly in someone elses thread, then you'll have permission to be silly in mine.

[etouffee]

When you see me being silly in someone elses thread, then you'll have permission to be silly in mine.
Well, I thought about it, and I figured if I'm here, and you're here, then doesn't that make this OUR thread? I don't see anything wrong with a little silliness in OUR thread.

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/9941/jeffspicoli7ck.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[yermom]

he's so going to take your pizza and give it to everyone else in the thread

[sanantoniosooner]

I have standards in posting.

I can't compromise.

[IB4OU2]

To be honest.......you just don't quite fit in to my clique. Doesn't mean you aren't a nice fella though.

Btw, My Clique= Sorta old, crippled up, ultra sensitive, outdoors/golf loving Sooner fanatic and not many people around here meet that criteria. ;)

[sanantoniosooner]

well yeah........I'm right out on the clique thing.

But that's group hatred.........I'm looking for individual reasons.

This is qualitative, not quantitative.

[Osce0la]

Because of the stunt your wife pulled not too long ago :D

[OUDoc]

I should imagine your breath.

[SleestakSooner]

What? Can't I get some love for giving you a reason for our hate?

[NormanPride]

Your lack of appearances at tailgates is numero uno. The fact that you're bri is another. Also, there was something that I liked and you didn't that one time. Can't remember what it was, but I was very disappointed in you.

[GottaHavePride]

There are a few good reasons here, but it appears that most of you are bandwagon haters.

http://www.chappellecenter.com/seasontwo/episodes/images/211_3.jpg

Honky!

[OUinFLA]

To be honest.......you just don't quite fit in to my clique. Doesn't mean you aren't a nice fella though.

Btw, My Clique= Sorta old, crippled up, ultra sensitive, outdoors/golf loving Sooner fanatic and not many people around here meet that criteria. ;)

IN!
can we mention fishing?

[IB4OU2]

IN!
can we mention fishing?

That's a prerequisite.........:D

[colleyvillesooner]

This thread sucks.

[BeetDigger]

SAS - I don't hate you . You make me feel so much better about my marital situation cause I actually get some on a regular basis. Some is so much better than none. For that, I am totally appreciative.

[Frank Costanza] Now, if you will excuse me, I am going to go make love to my wife. [/Frank Costanza]

[C&CDean]

I hate you because you went around telling everybody my dick tasted like anchovies.

[Stanley1]

I hate you because you went around telling everybody my dick tasted like anchovies.

Which conflicts with Howzit saying it tastes like chicken.

[Howzit]

Who's the stud in your avatar?

Have you forgotten DC already?

[crawfish]

Why do you not like me?

Because you're a complete bastard.

http://www.geocities.com/alfonzobelushi/vyvscumbagcollege.jpg

[GDC]

I like everybody, almost.

[NormanPride]

when almost = SAS :D

[StoopTroup]

I'm not going to read through this...

Do we still hate SAS? ;)

[ChickSoonerFan]

I am not going through this all either, but why does he think he is hated?

He is third in ranking of reputation points so he can't be all that much hated?

Is this a cry for attention...since you are not getting much at home?

:rolleyes:

[Dio]

Because you're a complete bastard.

http://www.geocities.com/alfonzobelushi/vyvscumbagcollege.jpg

You just called me a bastard, didn't you?

Damn spek limit.

[SicEmBaylor]

I understand SAS's mentality on this. I need constant validation from others.

[mdklatt]

I need constant validation from others.

Quitting admitting that you drink Zima will do wonders.

[Sooner_Bob]

I don't have time for this thread . . .












:D

[sanantoniosooner]

I hate you because you went around telling everybody my dick tasted like anchovies.
Are you saying I shouldn't repeat rumors that Stanley starts?

[sanantoniosooner]

geez........for all of you that can't read the entire thread.............

Just read the first one. It should explain what's going on here.

I don't FEEL the hatred.

It's just a clearly stated fact by the most underrated poster on Soonerfans.com. Therefore, it must be true. And......proceeding with that assumption, I am interested in knowing WHY you don't like me.

Since this is a diverse group, I expect a wide variety of reasons.

[BajaOklahoma]

My answer won't help. I think I might like you, but that could change with your next post.......

I used to like OUinFla, but he went to Wal*Mart for my present. :(

[sanantoniosooner]

Getting the truth around here is like squeezing blood out of a turnip.

[OCUDad]

I don't like you because you squeeze turnips until they bleed.

Oh, and that cow thing, too.

[OU-HSV]

I don't have a problem w/you SAS...in fact I typically enjoy your humor (& even your hidden humor at that) :D

[sanantoniosooner]

I'm starting to hate all of you.

[Howzit]

I used to think you were ok. Then this thread came along.

[bigdsooner]

I'm starting to hate all of you.

slowly.......starting.......to......hate.....sas


























;) i still like ya man

[leftfield]

you called me a noob once...but i like your humor and get a chuckle from you sometimes.

[Newbomb Turk]

I have no idea who the hell you even are.

[OUinFLA]

I used to like OUinFla, but he went to Wal*Mart for my present. :(


http://www.just-flowers.com/HT_Red_Roses.jpg

Seriously ;)

[the_ouskull]

Getting the truth around here is like squeezing blood out of a turnip.

...and starting a thread about yourself to try to add a degree of self-importance to what must REALLY be a menial life is like what, exactly?

the_ouskull

[Scott D]

http://www.chappellecenter.com/seasontwo/episodes/images/211_3.jpg

Honky!

that's MY line.....Cracka! :D

[handcrafted]

You rock, SAS.

Just sayin'. :D

[Scott D]

because handcrafted does! ;)

[SoonerBorn68]

I hate you because I can't get that 15 minutes of my life back. :mad:

;)

[SoonerBorn68]

At least you don't pee on the carpet...or do you?

[sanantoniosooner]

...and starting a thread about yourself to try to add a degree of self-importance to what must REALLY be a menial life is like what, exactly?

the_ouskull
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

You are a sad strange little man. You have my pity.

[SoonerAtKU]

Heart attack never stopped Big bear!

I didn't even know we were calling him that...

[sanantoniosooner]

You're Nick, right?

two words:Stryper fan.

Because you are mean and hurt our feelings, and makes us feel like poop, and.... :D

Because you smell bad, okay?

Nobody likes a snitch.

You're too needy. Seriously, I need my space.

Until this thread came along, I was unaware I was supposed to dislike you. Now that I am being asked to dislike you, I need to come up with reasons?

1. All lower-case name -- as bad as caps lock, but in reverse
2. Reference to T***s in name
3. Name too long; SAS not a good abbreviation
4. Intimidating avatar
5. Snippy
6. Cow thing
7. Because you squeeze turnips until they bleed.

I caught wind that you once (or twice) farted in our general direction.

You live in the same city as my inlaws!:)

i hate you because your wife hates you

To be honest.......you just don't quite fit in to my clique.

Because of the stunt your wife pulled not too long ago :D

Your lack of appearances at tailgates is numero uno. The fact that you're bri is another. Also, there was something that I liked and you didn't that one time. Can't remember what it was, but I was very disappointed in you.

I hate you because you went around telling everybody my dick tasted like anchovies.

Because you're a complete bastard.

you called me a noob once.

because handcrafted does! ;)

I hate you because I can't get that 15 minutes of my life back. :mad:

These are the given reasons that most closely followed instruction.

If everythings not listed, you better post it. I'm only improving the things that get listed, and if your gripe gets left out, you only have you to blame.

I've already started on the road to likability. There are 15 minutes of life in the mail to SoonerBorn68 right now.

[Al Gore]

It's been pointed out that nobody likes me around here, but I want specifics.

Why is it that you hate me? I'd make this a poll, but that wouldn't give me the "tackling fuel" I need to get through the day.
Hey...I am the one nobody likes....don't steal my thunder!!!!!:D

[sanantoniosooner]

Hey...I am the one nobody likes....don't steal my thunder!!!!!:D
Do you have the endorsement from the most underrated poster on Soonerfans?

I do.

[NormanPride]

Most underrated... Could it be Stan? ...No, that's most under-age... doleo? Nah, most under-the-influence... Howzit? ...Definitely not... most over-the-hill...


;)

[sanantoniosooner]

geez........read the sig of the poster at the top of this page for a little assistance.

[NormanPride]

geez........read the sig of the poster at the top of this page for a little assistance.

Oh, fine. Ruin my comedy with reality. Yet another reason why I hate you.