Welcome to Scaldeddawg

[slickdawg]

Well, I finally convinced my buddy Lynn to join sf.com - he's scaldeddawg.

y'all be gentle with him.




:texan:

[handcrafted]

His username has too many "d's" in it. I cannot pronounce it, therefore it sucks.

:D

[OUinFLA]

BSG might need a new "pet", I havent seen the **** around all day.
Perhaps he has visited KFC just once too often.

[slickdawg]

I'm sure he'd be glad to be BSG's pet.

[sanantoniosooner]

Well, I finally convinced my buddy Lynn to join sf.com - he's scaldeddawg.

y'all be gentle with him.




:texan:
at the end of next week we'll decide which one of you stays.

[slickdawg]

at the end of next week we'll decide which one of you stays.

Well, right now, it's me, his azz ain't showed up yet. punk.

[OUinFLA]

Well, right now, it's me, his azz ain't showed up yet. punk.

then he hasnt offended anyone..............
have you?
:D

[slickdawg]

then he hasnt offended anyone..............
have you?
:D

Never, I'm pure as the driven snow.


;)

[Tailwind]

So, where izzee?

[OUinFLA]

Tailwind has her "claim stake" at the ready.

[scaldeddawg]

I was checkin out the Farkin pages. Farkin funny stuff.

I've seen plenty to Fark here in Katrina-damaged land. Gotta go take some pictures.

[pb4ou]

welcome

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

I was checkin out the Farkin pages. Farkin funny stuff.

I've seen plenty to Fark here in Katrina-damaged land. Gotta go take some pictures.

Any friend of slickdawg

[bigdsooner]

welcome scaldeddawg. dont take anything on here too personal, you'll have a blast

[OUinFLA]

Do you have a neighbor with a fence problem?

A secretary with a gas problem?

We're accustomed to amusing stuff from your area of the country.

Good thing you have a recomendation from slick, that gets you the status of n00b with no special privledges.

[Tailwind]

Hey scalededawg...whooee that's a mouthful!

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

Any friend of slickdawg

Crap, that posted before I could finish.

Any friend of slickdawg is put on an automatic 30 day probation period. He's not really proven himself to be the best judge of character.

[Tailwind]

Tailwind has her "claim stake" at the ready.
:mad: :D :mad: :D :O

[OUinFLA]

I dunno newdawg, you havent got the "post padding" practice down just yet do ya?

[scaldeddawg]

I did have a fence problem with my neighbor before the storm. He was from Arkansas (decided to ride out Katrina - big mistake, dude). This fellow had a tatoo. Nothing unusual about a tatoo except one day I noticed him outside in his wife beater tank top. Showing off his tatoo. It was a picture of a hand flipping the bird, and the word "F---" above the hand, and "you" below the hand. He ended up on his roof for 3 hours during 140 mph winds and 8 feet of water inside his house (and mine).

I have Gassy Dogs. Jack Russells lay stank bombs.

[scaldeddawg]

Crap, that posted before I could finish.

Any friend of slickdawg is put on an automatic 30 day probation period. He's not really proven himself to be the best judge of character.

I KNEW that Slickdawg would be an albatross!

[Scott D]

I KNEW that Slickdawg would be an albatross!

he'll just blame gastric bypass secretary.

[Tailwind]

I did have a fence problem with my neighbor before the storm. He was from Arkansas (decided to ride out Katrina - big mistake, dude). This fellow had a tatoo. Nothing unusual about a tatoo except one day I noticed him outside in his wife beater tank top. Showing off his tatoo. It was a picture of a hand flipping the bird, and the word "F---" above the hand, and "you" below the hand. He ended up on his roof for 3 hours during 140 mph winds and 8 feet of water inside his house (and mine).

I have Gassy Dogs. Jack Russells lay stank bombs.
But they're cute and stuff.

[BoogercountySooner]

Stay out of boiling water!

[oumartin]

any friend of slickdawg is a putz!











;)

[MamaMia]

Hey scalededawg...whooee that's a mouthful!
Can we just call you sc.dawg?


I have Gassy Dogs. Jack Russells lay stank bombs.Nothing like having my morning bagel and cream cheese with a canine gas expelling story. Lovely.

http://www.geocities.com/shangrala_shangy/galf-j/glwel.gif

[OUHOMER]

did slickdawg name you? your not a follower are ya. dawgs are trying to take over the place..


Welcome..:D

[OUinFLA]

if you're inclined to tell jokes, make sure they are newer than WW2.
Real life experiences are more entertaining though.
Unless you're Stanley1, in which case nothing exciting happens to you anyway.

Check out 1TC's posts for entertainment value, everything exciting happens to him........................except him getting laid.

[sanantoniosooner]

the dawgs and hublers are fighting after school today.........behind the jiffy lube.

[slickdawg]

I was checkin out the Farkin pages. Farkin funny stuff.

I've seen plenty to Fark here in Katrina-damaged land. Gotta go take some pictures.


Hey, fark you buddy.



:texan:

[slickdawg]

did slickdawg name you? your not a follower are ya. dawgs are trying to take over the place..


Welcome..:D


We tried to register him as "spanky", that what slickwife has called him
since college. It was already taken. So he said "scaldeddawg"

and there it was.


Yes, he's another mississippi state boy.

[olevetonahill]

Welcome
I cant believe no one has scalded your dawg yet ;)
But rest assured some one will rag on ya befor long :)

[scaldeddawg]

did slickdawg name you? your not a follower are ya. dawgs are trying to take over the place..


Welcome..:D


I am Scaldeddawg over on the Mississippi State messageboard too (genespage.com). So I figured that name wouldn't be taken here either. That place is so lame. Lots of bickerering since our football team stinks, basketball did bad, and our baseball team has decided to take a nose dive. Thanks for taking in orphans! :-)

[sanantoniosooner]

I am Scaldeddawg over on the Mississippi State messageboard too (genespage.com). So I figured that name wouldn't be taken here either. That place is so lame. Lots of bickerering since our football team stinks, basketball did bad, and our baseball team has decided to take a nose dive. Thanks for taking in orphans! :-)
Is there a NickDawg over there?

[scaldeddawg]

Stay out of boiling water!

Actually, scaldeddawg is kinda appropriate. I tried to steal some hydrochloric acid from the high school chemistry lab back when I was in high school. The container decided to leak out when I got to History class. The teacher kept looking at me funny, and everyone started looking. I was smoldering. Smokin. I got up, ran to the bathroom, but by that time, the acid had eaten through my front pocket and also my skin. It was a close call with my boys, but I have a nice half-dollar sized scar above my thigh today for that dumbness.

[sanantoniosooner]

I lit my crotch on fire with ether in HS Chemistry class.

It's like we're related.

[slickdawg]

I am Scaldeddawg over on the Mississippi State messageboard too (genespage.com). So I figured that name wouldn't be taken here either. That place is so lame. Lots of bickerering since our football team stinks, basketball did bad, and our baseball team has decided to take a nose dive. Thanks for taking in orphans! :-)


You need to tell them where Lucy sleeps and what she does to you sometimes.

[scaldeddawg]

Is there a NickDawg over there?

nah, but I think there is a SlicedandDicedDawg there.

[scaldeddawg]

You need to tell them where Lucy sleeps and what she does to you sometimes.


The little b!tc+ sleeps on my head and farts.


Get to work, slacker!

[slickdawg]

The little b!tc+ sleeps on my head and farts.


Get to work, slacker!

I am.

I dropped off Slickdaughter at school, she didn't pull any of her whiny
hell raising stunts, so maybe it'll be a good day.

[OUDoc]

Welcome, scalded. I assume you have a thick skin or slick wouldn't have directed you here. :D

[slickdawg]

He takes enough s*** from slickwife and I - if he can handle that, the
SO is nothing.

[Osce0la]

bit of advice...watch your a** around Stanley - I mean that literally YWIA

[scaldeddawg]

I lit my crotch on fire with ether in HS Chemistry class.

It's like we're related.

I hate when I do that. I made a bong with Ammonium Nitrate to make Nitrous Oxide back then too. Although if you heat it too much, it'll blow.

All my relatives are probably in Oklahoma. I'm about an eighth Creek Indian from Alabama. The Creeks who weren't smoked by Andrew Jackson, or fled to Florida, ended up in OK.

[Osce0la]

Let BSG's c*** read this guys first thread. He'll be an angry little :chicken: . Scalded hasn't taken any crap from anybody yet, and the :chicken: couldn't make through the first 5 replies on his first thread...

[slickdawg]

No doubt O, that little :chicken: is gonna have :chicken: envy.

[scaldeddawg]

No doubt O, that little :chicken: is gonna have :chicken: envy.

?

Remember, I frum Misipi. I not smart. But I do no wut luv is.

[slickdawg]

I'll tell you that story tonight.

You gonna tell them about they wonderful bootay you was eyeing in Home Depot last night? Of course, they'll want pictures. :D

[scaldeddawg]

I'll tell you that story tonight.

You gonna tell them about they wonderful bootay you was eyeing in Home Depot last night? Of course, they'll want pictures. :D

She had a ring on. I think it was a lesbo-marriage friend ring, tho. I saw you eyeing her too when Miss Slickdawg was shoping for plants, tentpants.

Headed to do more house repair. See you all later.

[slickdawg]

She had a ring on. I think it was a lesbo-marriage friend ring, tho. I saw you eyeing her too when Miss Slickdawg was shoping for plants, tentpants.

Headed to do more house repair. See you all later.

Hey, she's the one that found her for you first!

[Osce0la]

She had a ring on. I think it was a lesbo-marriage friend ring, tho. I saw you eyeing her too when Miss Slickdawg was shoping for plants, tentpants.

Headed to do more house repair. See you all later.
You, sir, have been CALLED OUT!!! :D

[Osce0la]

You brought this guy here, and now he's going to give you hell...I think he'll fit in perfectly on the SO...

[slickdawg]

You, sir, have been CALLED OUT!!! :D

He's gonna make me tell y'all about his cross-eyed girl.

[Osce0la]

He's gonna make me tell y'all about his cross-eyed girl.
Did she look like this?
http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/2594/bogirl7nr0jd.png (http://imageshack.us)

[slickdawg]

come on scalded, fess up on cross-eyed girl.

[slickdawg]

No, she's actually got a nice body, but she's clearly a f'n hillbilly,
and has a lazy eye or something, hence "cross eyed girl"

[Dr. Phil]

You brought this guy here, and now he's going to give you hell...I think he'll fit in perfectly on the SO...

We teach people how to treat us.

[colleyvillesooner]

This thread is like a conference call between buddies transcript.

[soonerhubs]

the dawgs and hublers are fighting after school today.........behind the jiffy lube.

We've actually relocated to the Flagpool at 10:30. Change of venue. Sorry!