Time for a public hanging!!!!

[David Earl]

That's right boys and girls, it's time for another good old fashioned Soonerfans.com public hanging. Today our hapless victim is horn43.

A soft warm breeze blows through the town square. You just heard the snap of the neck as the trap door dropped, letting the body fall. A throng quickly rushed in and started thrashing the corps with their shoes. Now the body twists, lifeless, stinking... almost as bad as it stank when horn43 was yet with us.

[BASSooner]

THANK YOU!!!!!

[Jello Biafra]

heehee............

i hope he had on clean panties.....

[oumartin]

never noticed he was here.

[KyleUT]

That's just not right...all he had was an opinion! He may have worded it wrong but that was just like, y'know, his opinion man! ;)

\m/

[Scott D]

That's just not right...all he had was an opinion! He may have worded it wrong but that was just like, y'know, his opinion man! ;)

\m/

Kyle, you know you tejas folk can't have opinions...next you'll be convincing us you have a basic understanding of both reality and politics :)

[BASSooner]

/w\

[KyleUT]

/w\

I laughed.

[Jello Biafra]

That's just not right...all he had was an opinion! He may have worded it wrong but that was just like, y'know, his opinion man! ;)

\m/

*crotch chop*

[1991SOONER]

I vote that we hang ALL trolls (99% of which are horn fans).:texan:

[stoops the eternal pimp]

That's right boys and girls, it's time for another good old fashioned Soonerfans.com public hanging. Today our hapless victim is horn43.

A soft warm breeze blows through the town square. You just heard the snap of the neck as the trap door dropped, letting the body fall. A throng quickly rushed in and started thrashing the corps with their shoes. Now the body twists, lifeless, stinking... almost as bad as it stank when horn43 was yet with us.

I measured out his coffin and hope he fits in it well....I only left enough holes in it for the maggots to crawl thru

[melbitoast]

Mr. Administrator sir, that was the best news I read all day. I just wish I had been the one to tighten the noose and pull the lever!

[CrimsonChampion]

Please don't forget texaslidig8r, I say firesquad.

[Rhino]

I dunno. I woulda let him stay so his spelling errors could make me laugh.

'recruites' gives me the giggles.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

stoopes

[tbl]

That's just not right...all he had was an opinion! He may have worded it wrong but that was just like, y'know, his opinion man! ;)


Hey! There's a beverage here!

[CrimsonChampion]

Yeah, I tend to type fast so I can get my post over with, not really paying attention to my typographical errors. This way I'll know what I need to work on for future posts. lol ..

as I said earlier, 'horns never fail to amaze me with their stupidity.

[BASSooner]

Yeah, I tend to type fast so I can get my post over with, not really paying attention to my typographical errors. This way I'll know what I need to work on for future posts. lol ..

as I said earlier, 'horns never fail to amaze me with their stupidity.
that reminds me if you guys know bill engvall you know what im talking about

Do these elevators go up?

No....these go side to side....the up ones are down the hall....



...HE WALKED AWAY!!!!!

[soonerhubs]

Well they're building a gallows outside my cell I've got 25 minutes to go
And the whole town's waitin' just to hear me yell I've got 24 minutes to go
Well they gave me some beans for my last meal I've got 23 minutes to go
But nobody asked me how I feel I've got 22 minutes to go
Well I sent for the governor and the whole dern bunch with 21 minutes to go
And I sent for the mayor but he's out to lunch I've got 20 more minutes to go
Then the sheriff said boy I gonna watch you die got 19 minutes to go
So I laughed in his face and I spit in his eye got 18 minutes to go
Now hear comes the preacher for to save my soul with 13 minutes to go
And he's talking bout' burnin' but I'm so cold I've 12 more minutes to go
Now they're testin' the trap and it chills my spine 11 more minutes to go
And the trap and the rope aw they work just fine got 10 more minutes to go
Well I'm waitin' on the pardon that'll set me free with 9 more minutes to go
But this is for real so forget about me got 8 more minutes to go
With my feet on the trap and my head on the noose got 5 more minutes to go
Won't somebody come and cut me loose with 4 more minutes to go
I can see the mountains I can see the skies with 3 more minutes to go
And it's to dern pretty for a man that don't wanna die 2 more minutes to go
I can see the buzzards I can hear the crows 1 more minute to go
And now I'm swingin' and here I go-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

When I get to heaven, he's one of the first I'm running up to meet.

[soonerhubs]

When I get to heaven, he's one of the first I'm running up to meet.
Johnny Cash, not horn43.

[SicEmBaylor]

Please don't forget texaslidig8r, I say firesquad.
Lid is in double jeopardy for not only being a whorn, but perhaps worse yet..an attorney.

[soonerhubs]

Lid is in double jeopardy for not only being a whorn, but perhaps worse yet..an attorney.

Like being Satan and a Democrat.
or Satan and a republican depending on your point of view. :)

[David Earl]

I love Soonerfans.com hangings...

[TexasLidig8r]

Please don't forget texaslidig8r, I say firesquad.

lol. Stay in the shallow end Noobie. :D

[soonerhubs]

lol. Stay in the shallow end Noobie. :D

It's okay we both have arm floaties. :)

[birddog]

did you let him take his extra "e" with him?

[Herr Scholz]

He was a troll. He knew absolutely nothing about Austin.

[devOUt]

Let's all sing "Amazing Grace".

[CrimsonChampion]

He was a troll. He knew absolutely nothing about Austin.

The land of the goober

[Herr Scholz]

Is that you, gdc?

[OUGreg723]

"Oh, did you ever see a man tie a slip knot, (2x)
Well I've seen it many a time, Lord, he winds and he winds
After thirteen times he's got him a slip knot.

Tell me will that slip knot slip, not it will not (2x)
Oh my brother was a slave, lord, he tried to escape
They left him there to rot on that slip knot

Tell me who makes the laws of that slip knot (2x)
Tell me who, yes, who is going down to the calaboose
To help that hangman string up that slip knot

I don't know who makes the laws of that slip knot (2x)
But the bones of many a man are whistling in the wind
Because we make our laws by that slip knot
Because we tie our laws by that slip knot."

-Woody Guthrie

[StoopTroup]

I love Soonerfans.com hangings...
Your Great Grandaddy wOUld be prOUd. :D

http://www.tombstone1880.com/wildbill/newbw/smroybean.gif

[olevetonahill]

I vote that we hang ALL trolls (99% of which are horn fans).:texan:
Lets just hang all :texan: s

[olevetonahill]

Is that you, gdc?
Naw if it was GDC you would have a new Nut sack by now :)
hanging from your nose

[Jello Biafra]

Naw if it was GDC you would have a new Nut sack by now :)
hanging from your nose

jeez. i was wanting to beat on sgt shultz for a bit. now that you said that, he'll be back in a few minutes...............


*in the back room*

cmere goaway..cmere goaway..cmere goaway..cmere goaway :)

[olevetonahill]

jeez. i was wanting to beat on sgt shultz for a bit. now that you said that, he'll be back in a few minutes...............


*in the back room*

cmere goaway..cmere goaway..cmere goaway..cmere goaway :)
Can, Im just setting up the "spike " for you ;)

[Jello Biafra]

Can, Im just setting up the "spike " for you ;)


rofl shultz, you'll go blind. it was a figure of speech. you'll have to pay for someone to give you the cup o' sack to the cranium.....

[olevetonahill]

rofl shultz, you'll go blind. it was a figure of speech. you'll have to pay for someone to give you the cup o' sack to the cranium.....
Are you saying its herrs turn in the barrel ?:eek:

[Jello Biafra]

Are you saying its herrs turn in the barrel ?:eek:

heh just left :) i guess that would make him next :)

[olevetonahill]

:eek: :D :cool:

[TheGodfather889]

That's right boys and girls, it's time for another good old fashioned Soonerfans.com public hanging. Today our hapless victim is horn43.

A soft warm breeze blows through the town square. You just heard the snap of the neck as the trap door dropped, letting the body fall. A throng quickly rushed in and started thrashing the corps with their shoes. Now the body twists, lifeless, stinking... almost as bad as it stank when horn43 was yet with us.
Does this mean he's banned and never coming back?

[soonerhubs]

Does this mean he's banned and never coming back?
He'll always be in our hearts. Well not really... :) Think of the good times you had with him.

[TheGodfather889]

No I'm glad he's gone. I just wanted to be sure.

[Jello Biafra]

i kinda miss the fart knocker. i think he was jsut misunderstood.























rofl just joking. the fewer longhorns on the internet, the safer the world is....
web tv was a bad thing to bring to texas....

[soonerhubs]

Heck I didn't even know the guy, but DE seems reasonable enough that if a Hanging is necessary a hanging is necessary.

[birddog]

we just need to hang hook 'em horns now and we'll be ever so closer to a better world.

[OUinFLA]

Heck I didn't even know the guy, but DE seems reasonable enough that if a Hanging is necessary a hanging is necessary.


I like to see their feet kick............
and then.......... they don't.

[David Earl]

I like to see their feet kick............
and then.......... they don't.

That's the whole thing that makes these hangings beautiful...

[soonerhubs]

That's the whole thing that makes these hangings beautiful...
Heh. We should start a thread titled: It's so Easy To Get Hanged in Here.

[SkipTracer]

Hang 'em high

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c160/Gollotta/HangYourself-vi.gif

[walkoffsooner]

I heard it pulled his head plum off and it was still talking.

[tulsaoilerfan]

Damn, first hanging in a while, and i missed it!!